EP 46: Faking With Benefits by Lily Gold
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Hannah hey everybody Welcome to Smart
club I'm Hannah we we have to try
again I'm not there why aren't you there
I wasn't ready and now I'm in my head
about it okay we don't hey everybody and
welcome to smut Club you already heard
from Hannah I'm Chelsea and I'm trying
my best it's really all any of us can
ever
do I don't know bye Vance bye Vance
thanks for always setting appreciate you
so Vance always for listeners who don't
know my husband he does all of our
recordings and gets everything set up
and then just like lets us do our thing
but he'll come back in throughout the
record like just make sure like
everything's still going and my favorite
is just watching his face cuz he always
walks in at the moments that I'm like no
no no no no you need context
no quite frankly though if we look at a
lot of the things that have happened on
this show does context make it
better I don't know probably not yeah
there's some stuff that you're like no
no no no no more detail doesn't really
help this situation um all right all
that said though what are we reviewing
go too far on I don't even know what
tangent this is um today we are
reviewing faking with benefits by Lily
gold okay yes
um yeah I'm just going to come out the
gate and say this is one that like I
thoroughly
enjoyed um so I know there are some that
were like Buckle
in we're all going on this roller
coaster and today I'm like hey if you
just need a a more
lighthearted Feelgood moment yeah like
you don't need weird [ __ ] happening you
don't need aliens you don't need
paranormal you just need some
contemporary although it is reverse
Harum okay um this is probably the most
like just like Feelgood ROM Kami like
reverse
Harum I think I've ever read although to
be fair our last episode we did record
that the zombie reverse herum which I
wouldn't say was as like cutesy but was
far more like emotional unless on like
the the
apocalypse side and more on the
emotional side of being in an apocalypse
well I think a lot of the reverse harms
because I I was thinking about it are
like uh more trauma bondy and very
sexually focused and it's just
not it doesn't feel like a true
connection like well it feels like a
like I'm always curious because it's it
it's so trauma Bondi yeah yeah that I'm
like so I've notic the epilogues are
only a couple years in the future is
that because we aren't going to make it
right like the like I I I wish all of
the characters the utmost success and
happiness in their relationships and
there's some relationships that you're
like well I don't know if they would
still be together a few books down the
road which is a very interesting thing
to think about because I feel like
you're always rooting for love and
you're always rooting for them and in
your head it's like oh the happily ever
after right and then you're like
but it's like what are the chances that
Diesel doesn't eventually kill Roxy from
den of vipers like you know even by
accident like you know he didn't even
mean to
exactly very likely yeah just was it
Axel or what was the one from altered by
fire not Axel oh I don't
remember I'll figure it out I'll think
it'll come to me Axel sounds right to be
honest but I don't think that's it no it
like it but it's in that energy hold on
I may actually
have there's Colt there's Hawk there's
Mason arson arson that was the one yeah
all right I feel perfectly good with my
axle guess close enough arson was close
all right so faking with benit Benefits
is a different energy different energy
we meet Leila Leila is super hardworking
she owns her own lingerie boutique
that's like very very successful um and
she is Dreadful at love so we learned
that like she's throughout the book
we'll learn she's made a lot of she she
lives by her list they help her stay
organized she's had some difficult times
throughout her life so having list and
organization and goals is very very
helpful for her so the book opens and
Lea's on a date and she's like yeah so
like I I'm going to have kids in the
next few years and then this and then
that like the DAT is sitting there and
he's like the [ __ ] you're talking about
kids this is our first date and she's
sitting there and she's like this date
is going great but like all of like the
descriptions of the man you're sitting
there and you're like it's not going
great um and she's just prattling on and
he's like I got to use the bathroom oh
no so he gets up and leaves um have you
ever done that have you ever done that
I've got to go to the bathroom
thing no really I've
never I think I like if I wanted to
leave a date
early I made up like I had a reason like
an excuse yeah to leave more than just
like I I don't think I'm built to ghost
someone in that way I would not sleep
well just leaving someone I think that's
most women though like most women walk
in with a plan I think but like I the
reason I asked this I was thinking about
so I got out of a very long-term
relationship and went on the first date
after that and the guy was banana pants
he was telling me about his PTSD from
when his cat passed away and that he was
bisexual and like all this other stuff
there was just a lot for a first date
that I wasn't prepar get there
eventually yeah he also looked radically
different than his uh profile picture he
was shorter than me which is fine but
I'm 5'4
on a good day you know um yeah I'm 5'7
and I have dated guys that are shorter
than me um who would still be taller
than you yeah yeah so he was he was
shorter than me and he was balding but
in all of his pictures he had a full
head of hair and he was probably 30 lbs
heavier than the pictures this isly
catfished a little bit Yeah and this was
all on Bumble so I was like okay so
we're at the bar and we're hanging out
and he went to go to the bathroom yeah
and the waitress actually came up to me
and was like honey you can go and I'll
tell him you had an emergency like
that's how bad it was the waitress was
like baby you need to go and so I did
what a real one I know I still think
about her I hope she's doing
well I support that that situation that
is different to me then like just we're
not clicking yeah
that he was so bad the waitress was like
baby girl just go the waitress was like
I need to save you from this situation
she was well so the waiter does also
come up to Leila um because the waiter's
like cuz she's like yeah man he's been
in the bathroom for a while I hope hope
he's like doing okay and there the
waiter comes up and he's like so your
date isn't coming back and she's like no
he's in the bathroom and he's like we
found him trying to escape through the
bathroom
window and she's like wait what and he's
like he did pay for your food though so
like he right um and so as she's having
this conversation and she's we also this
was her 120th first date in the last
like two years why would you count that
because she loves list an organization
okay fair fair enough right yeah so as
she's sitting there having this
conversation with the waiter the chair
pulls out across from her at the table
and he's like sorry I'm like late love
or like whatever and it's her neighbor
who was at the bar with a hookup who we
got bored with and then like was
watching this happen and went to save
his neighbor um but then he's sitting
there and he's like what is this like
[ __ ] squirrel food restaurant we're
at no we're leaving like we're out like
no one no one should have to eat what
looks like dirt like just kind that
energy yeah yeah yeah he's like where
are the meat and potatoes like yes and
he's also apparently like it he so this
is Zach Zach is an expressional rugby
player okay who like looks like a
viking I'm sorry I played rugby in
college and I don't look like I used to
play rugby I never knew you played rugby
in college I
did and were you in the kindest way I
can say this were you good no like I
knew what you were going to ask the
answer is there a way to like the answer
is no but I had a lot of fun yeah yeah
we weren't serious there was a lot of
drinking involved oh it was one of those
yeah it wasn't like sanctioned by the
school or anything it was like a club
thing
oh so it's not like you like you're like
yeah there were girls on Rugby
scholarships there it was like everyone
was just there for fun yeah yeah that
does feel slightly different I would
engage in rugby in that it was really
fun yeah yeah yeah I've always I've told
my husband he'd be a great rugby player
he would he's built for it he really is
built for rugby it's true um he's not
built for all of the martial arts that
he does I think I've told you the story
before but he was once um at a
competition in Japan and some I was not
with him on this trip but someone was
live streaming the competition um from
the school he was representing so I was
watching it on Facebook and it wasn't
great quality and you're like yeah
you're trying to live stream it's there
in Japan we're all in like Jes
right and I was like I can always tell
where Vance is um because his chest is
so broad the ghee doesn't cover it yeah
so I was like whenever I look if I just
look for the bear
chest I can find my husband in this
competition there he is oh there's pant
perfect yeah so um Zach saves her from
the date um
and what else do we do we learn about I
mean he like takes her out to a bar to
go drinking instead and they just kind
of have like a nice night and and hang
out we she's like very upset cuz she's
off her 10-year plan and she's like I'm
she's like I'm I'm pushing 30 she's 28
she's like I was supposed to start
dating at at 25 so I'd have the person
I'd like do this and like and it's not
working out and I don't know why none of
these dates are going how I want them to
go but I'm really trying somebody
is a lot somebody is Tai somebody likely
has a trauma
history yeah you somebody needs therapy
and potentially
medication all of it yeah yeah you're
1,00% um so after they are done drinking
Zach is like let's get some real food in
you um he's like just come back to our
place they live across the hall he's
like I'll make you food so Zach lives
with two roommates we have Josh who's
like 6 foot five I think he's half
Vietnamese I want to say okay um and
it's like very like serious and stoic
and then we have Luke who was
ironically um Leila's 10th grade English
teacher okay yeah who is divorced and
was like live like just happened to be
living with these guys as roommates and
she moved in across the hall and he's
like what are you doing here she's like
what what are you doing here so she
wouldn't have seen him for 12 years 10
years like there was no relationship he
last saw her as like a 16-year-old then
the next time he saw her she's like a
grown ass woman with her own
business and what sounds like a very
like nice apartment building setup like
she makes very good money gotcha so all
three guys Zach Luke and Josh all
co-host a podcast called the three
single guys
podcast where they just give completely
ridiculous like dating advice and and
things of that capacity but they're very
successful at it and this is their
full-time
gig um also worth noting Luke the year
that he was Leela's teacher um it was
one of those where like he was married
to the Head mistress and what was his
last name Martins or something and like
first semester the head mistress was Mrs
Martins and the second semester she was
like Miss Ryan or like whatever the [ __ ]
the last name was yeah so like he was
also going through a lot of his own
personal [ __ ] the year he was her
teacher so didn't really have a he's
like yeah I just vaguely remember she
was a good student right quiet so
there's been a significant amount of
time between like his divorce and this
situation yes and when he knew
her yes like they were technically in
the same room together several days a
week while he was going through his
divorce but like really no interaction
or connection at all which will be a
thing throughout the book right where
like people like good God man it's been
10 years like she's not your student get
over lean into it yeah um so Luke's to
just really create this tangled web
right Luke's brother no I apologize
Luke's exwife okay
Amy is engaged to Josh's brother awkward
yes yeah and so they are getting married
and so when Zach and ilila get back to
the house and she's a little drunk or to
the apartment um Luke is getting he got
another invitation or a text or
something where his ex-wife is like are
you coming to our wedding or not people
are going to people are going to think
it's a big drama if you're not there so
I like you need to come to the wedding
and like show face like it's not a big
deal and there's no bad
blood excuse
me right why would you invite your ex to
your
wedding well I guess when the best man
is your ex's
roommate but still and business
partner but still yeah no still I still
can't get there no I was trying to like
make the connection but like no I still
can't get there I feel
that um so while she is drunk she's like
sad on their couch and tells them she's
like I'm sad my 10year plan isn't coming
together like I just a I don't know what
I'm doing wrong in this like very sweet
way and then she's like maybe like could
you guys like help could you like tell
me what I'm doing wrong and they're like
are you asking us to fake date you and
she's like I'll pay you and they're like
you're you're trying to pay us to and
like you can tell like Josh's feelings
are hurt when she like offers to pay
them and she's just like drunk and she's
like I'm so sorry I'm drunk I'm not in
the right like and just like gets really
embarrassed and takes off to her
apartment um and goes to
bed uh
the next morning she wakes up very hung
over starts her run and the guys record
the podcast on the weekend so they're at
the studio recording um and they've all
like kind of like reached out and sent
her like hey like you okay yeah like
good morning was like I left some
painkillers in your bathroom last time I
was there like if you like need any pain
meds like just like those sorts of of
things but while they're recording their
podcast their manager comes in and is
like your numbers are down there's like
a competitor Rel relationship advice
podcast he's like picking up momentum
like y'all need to do something um
because we'll drop you if your numbers
don't stay up right um which they're
also kind of frustrated with because
they're like three dudes helping people
navigate sex and dating and life but
like they're not allowed to
curse um yeah and things like that award
yeah cuz we curse a lot I actually when
I was reading it I was like I cannot
imagine I was like oh no cuz that's just
how how we
talk unfortunately yes yeah like my I
remember being very young in my parents
like getting upset with me and getting
in trouble for my language yeah and now
that I'm an adult I'm like I think this
is just how I've communicated this whole
time yep yep yep yeah so all right um
when I was in elementary school my dad
would do the morning drive um and it was
actually super smart we would play what
we called goat and it was like a
spelling game so someone would start and
like we'd go around the car so someone
would go okay the letter M and then you
would add everyone would take turns
adding a letter and your goal was not to
finish the word oh that's cool yeah so
your goal is like to keep adding letters
and if you finish the word you got a g
and then if you finish the next word you
got an O then you got an A then and if
you got a t course but for spelling
exactly yeah and so if you got goat you
were out for the rest of the the car
drive right that's fun yeah and also
like what a smart way to get your kids
spelling on the way to school and they
think it's a game so the the very last
day of fifth grade which was we for us
where I grew up it was the end of
elementary school so the very last day
or first day of the last day of school
right was that or was it the actual last
day of school none of this matters we're
playing I don't know what you said no I
don't know what I said we're playing
Goat in the car we're driving up I think
it was the last day of grade the last
pick up or the last drop off ever it's
me my dad and the little kid Andrew
kerberg who cped with us kerberg loved
him so much he was great um like three
years ago he posted on my Facebook for
my birthday he's like do you remember
when you asked if I stole your gel pens
I lied I totally did happy birthday and
I was like this is 25
plus oh my God I think I love Andrew
Kerber oh my God yes I dying last but
awesome so we start and I have the first
letter and I go f and Andrew goes U we
are pulling up in the line you see where
this is going my dad goes C I literally
opened the car door yelled K and slammed
it and ran into my last day of
elementary school and I'm
like do you think my dad just like
laughed the whole like you're not you
can't mad like I would have laughed the
whole way home I still think about that
I'm like I just want you get to the
office and you're like so you'll never
guess what my daughter just
did yeah so starting in fifth grade my
language was already an issue I like it
yeah but they can't curse on their
podcast it's frustrating to them they're
trying to figure out they're like okay
how can we get numbers up and then they
go okay well call ilila have her come
over and then they decide that they are
going to offer to fake date her as an
experiment for the show so like they're
going to like put together like a dating
boot camp on like the dos and don'ts and
they like take her out and then she'll
come on the show and be a co-host for
this segment and like go through the
whole thing okay um Josh and Zach are
both very about this Luke is like she's
my former student this feels weird I'll
host the segment but I don't really want
to participate um in dating her yeah
he's like that just feels do we know how
much older he is than her cuz I mean
teachers don't have to be that no he was
definitely in his 20s when cuz it was 10
years yeah he's almost 40 so I think
he's like 39 and she's that's not that
big a difference no I'm like he was in
his late 20s when he got divorced like
he was the teacher that everyone had the
crush on right um and there are some
like flashbacks where like we go back to
ilila in school and she was like a
scholarship kid and it was a really
bougie school and people were um not
kind to her about her wardrobe because
her uniform was like secondhand and she
kept having to patch it um but like
didn't have the supplies to patch it and
like he advocated he's like okay well
you can just use the Home Room during
lunch and just like very was like always
kind of that teacher if you will very
kind very empathetic yes mhm so they do
also agree they're like they're this
isn't going anywhere this is just for
the podcast if any if any real feelings
pop up well will end it like friendship
first the whole way right Mission yes so
all of them are in agreement with this
and get really excited um the first day
that they're recording the podcast is so
sweet she's clearly so nervous she
stayed up all night the night before to
listen to all of the episodes so that
she could prep um and like the guys are
like looking at and they're like you're
clearly overthinking this like it is not
that deep like it is okay and she's
like but what if I mess it up and get it
wrong and don't you guys practice
everything a million times before you do
it the first time just like
yeah just well why why wouldn't you
practice it a few times then you get it
right then no one can make fun of you oh
no honey I
know um and like she's afraid they would
make fun of her it's just this very
they're like oh okay there might be some
things like we need we need to work
through here which is also like because
then they move on and they're answering
questions about like squirting and group
sex and like it's like very like open
open brazen questions and she's like I I
don't want to do the wrong
thing yeah Lea's very endearing in that
way we like at one point in the book
they're like some people they're like
she's shy um and he's like and she
dresses like a supermodel and he's like
some people are like quiet and soft and
so like people think like they're
endearing he's like she's quiet and hard
he's like but she's really just like an
awkward nerd but people just think she's
a [ __ ] because she's like just cuz
she's hard yeah because she's hard and
he's like she is kick-ass and has her
own business and it's like does all of
these things but just like isn't like
warm and fuzzy yeah and I appreciated
that like she's not warm and fuzzy and
it's also not an issue right not
everybody has to be no I appreciate in
the zombie reverse Herm that we were
last time and this one that
like both women just kind of like own
who they are right um and it's not this
like wo is me like she'll beat herself
up in this book but it's not beating
herself up in like like a I'm so frumpy
who would want me it's like a I like
it's an actual like oh I made this
mistake what will people like it's a
very different kind of it's not like I'm
blonde and tall and curvy who could
possibly want me yes it's like someone
who has like actual insecurity and is
very nervous about making the wrong
impression yeah well so then they go on
their first dat at the bar and when she
gets there she like brings out a little
notebook that like has like date log on
the front so she can take her notes
on everything they say and they're like
oh Jesus
okay I think we found it I think we
found the issue yeah Josh and Zach are
like okay we know where we're starting
now and they're like go flirt with that
guy at the bar well first they're she
they're like you're you're going to try
flirting with someone she's like what
about that guy they're like he has a
wedding ring they're like what about
that guy they're like his boyfriend
might not be okay about it they're like
maybe that's your problem it's been 120
dates because you can't even find the
eligible single ones a so is it just
Josh and and Zach Zach at the okay yeah
so Luke is still not participating at at
this
point um Leila goes to the bar to try
and flirt with this guy it is not going
well she like gets awkward she gets
clammy like to the point where the guy's
like were you only in this for a free
drink and she's like I can buy my own
drinks and he's like you don't even seem
like you want to be here she's like I I
was into you she like do you you can
have my drink he's like I'm a man I
can't drink wine she's like fine prick
here's 10 quid and
and then she like goes back to the table
and she's like so how did that go the
guys are like maybe we have some room
for
improvement oh
no yes poor thing but also like Josh is
like getting annoyed watching her like
ah and and Zach is like hey man so
you've been actually into her for a
while um and Josh is like well you're
into her too and he's like I think she's
hot and fun he's he like but you like
have feelings for her it's different
yeah and he's like why did you sign up
for this to like make yourself miserable
and they're like well you
know touche um but when she gets back to
the table the guy's like okay like let's
maybe kind of like ease you into this
like Josh starts like practice flirting
with her and it's like going well until
she realizes it's going well and then
she like freezes and at one point Josh
is like do you want me to repeat my l
for a yes it's so endearing that's
really
sweet um and they also oh cuz then Zach
sits in on like the other side of her
and she's like oh I'm so overwhelmed a
hot man on like either side of me and
they're like we're good at sharing like
we used to share mon like we were dating
Monica until recently and she's like
yeah Monica who they always like talk
about on the show is like they're like
old like like girlfriend when they had
when they were in a group relationship
and at some point their guys are like
you know Monica is real right like she's
not someone we made up for this
like oh no and she's like oh oh no I
thought that was just for the show and
they're like no we don't lie on the show
Monica was our actual
girlfriend ah I see yes
okay okay any questions thus far no I
think I'm tracking so there's context
here where these two have shared a
partner in the past and I think Luke was
a of that relationship as well okay so
all three have shared a partner in the
past yes so the idea of sharing for them
would not be like wild yes it's not out
there or crazy for them to consider
right um she's just sitting there like
oh my like that just feels like in my
wildest dreams like not things that
happen in reality so has she ever had a
relationship I don't think she's ever
had a boyfriend she's had like one night
stands okay so that was my next question
like is she a virgin no cuz Zach asked
he's like so how do you he's like I've
seen you bring guys home so how do you
do that because I just watched how that
went like and and she goes well I go up
and I ask if they're single and he's
like good start and then she's like and
then I ask if they want to sleep with me
and he just starts dying laughing and
he's like yeah that'll work like well
because like the reason I asked is
occasionally that Trope of
like the girl without experience is like
okay for me but in general it really
irritates me well it irritates me when
they're like I'm a I'm a virgin I kissed
one boy eight years ago yeah sure stick
a finger in my [ __ ] the first time
you're kissing me and you're like what
what like this is not the natural
trajectory
of discovering your sexuality well and
it's also not like if you have an
attentive partner that's not how they're
going to approach you if that's the
situation and so it just none of it is
realistic it's just I don't like it are
you saying the books we read aren't
realistic you know something about The
Moth Man
um we had a giant moth on our window
recently and I I looked at him and I
thought not a big enough moth and then I
just moved
on I read another monster reverse hair
um that had a moth man in it and it was
a lot to
experience it was a lot to experience it
was a
lot yeah it was a lot but also I had on
a different crypted I had on a Bigfoot
hat while I was on vacation recently in
Arizona and we were in a crystal shop
because my husband is obsessed with
rocks apparently which is fun to find
out after seven years together and he
couldn't stop looking at all these
rocks the guy there was like is that
Bigfoot on your hat and I was like yeah
yeah it is he's like I have a Bigfoot
necklace it moves like the arms and the
legs move was he wearing it yeah he was
so excited so then we did wind up buying
some crystals like I got a ring and Matt
got a rock you know whatever and um the
guy like uh cleansed the crystals or
whatever um and so he did this whole
thing where he put him in a a bowl and
he said an intention and like whatever
and he had to say our full names so I
gave him my name and it took him like
three or four times to get it right it
was really kind of funny and then Matt
gave him his name and we have different
last names and so the guy goes have you
ever noticed that your names together
and we were like thunder Tain yeah
that's what all our friends call us and
he goes no no fun party you have all the
elements because Matt's last name is
part I love where his head was at yeah
he seems like a whole vibe he was really
fun and he gave us like a ton of um like
uh uh suggestions for restaurants and
like um things like that my Topo Chico
heart zeltzer was is sweating so
profusely it just sucked the coaster
onto the bottom and then let it go and
it fell to the floor she just Let It
Drop so if that's if you heard it yeah
that was what we were experiencing on
our end
unfortunately the crystal guy
recommended a uh vegan restaurant and
Matt won't eat vegetables so Matt was
like thank you so much man I really
appreciate you and then was like we
aren't going there well and but also
here's the thing I really respect that
because Matt just than for the
recommendation and I don't eat vegan
meal
like I I just truly appreciate that that
was like a kind response when not
everyone does that he is a very kind
fellow yeah yeah
so that region is just a friendly
region in it's weird I mean not my
parents were't in Sedona but my parents
were um in New Mexico last year mhm for
work thing and it was when they had
their like giant hot air balloon
festival at my parents we met a a random
man at the grocery store and now we're
going up in in his hot air balloon
tomorrow for the festival we're going to
help him run it and I'm like wait what
we're doing what and then they FaceTime
me from inside a hot air balloon it was
not a great quality call but I was like
oh this is actually
happening I'm sorry if a stranger
invites me into a h air balloon in a
grocery
store I don't think that's legit no no
part of me is like I'm going to get
there and it's going to be an actual hot
air balloon festival no that's either
something sexual or they're there to rob
me like we I'm trying to get you
somewhere secluded an open field like
now I just keep thinking about what hot
air balloon would be as a euphemism
for yeah iot I hot air ballooned her
last night well
oh a lot of people have a latex thing
though
oh I don't want to combine those in my
head
no well I had some health issues and I
did have a balloon situation it was not
sexy the
[Laughter]
[ __ ] it wasn't
good yeah I'm also assuming it wasn't a
hot air balloon size where it wasn't hot
air
balloon I had some medical issues there
was a balloon involved don't ask more
questions
that's not what I okay so after the
after the practice date Zach and Josh
and ilila all get back to their
apartment and they're in the hall and
they're like so like what kind of
happens now and how do we end the date
and they were like oh well
like we'll like kiss you and she's like
oh I'm not a good kisser and like why
would you think you're not a good kisser
so like Zach they decide they're going
to going to give her I do they decide
it's going to be practice kiss I don't
know Zach kisses her it's very
passionate like super like they're
getting hot and steamy and then when the
like he pulls back and he's like I don't
think kissing is your problem he's like
so we can mark that off the list for
things we need to teach you you clearly
know how to kiss and she's like I'm
going to go to the bathroom and cool off
now because that kiss was a
lot yeah so she's like woo okay gonna go
splash some water on my face when she
comes out of the bathroom Josh is in the
hall and he's like well so like from a
data standpoint you only have like
one one
example to show that you're good so we
should really probably um get you a few
more data points for comparison I love
the logic so sweet and cute and so she's
like okay it's like they're kissing Luke
walks into the Hall sees them and is
like my bad and just like awkwardly like
walks out and so then like after the
kiss Lea's like okay what would you rape
me second data point where are we at he
goes six out of 10 and walks away when
it was clearly not a six out of 10 kiss
like it was clearly just as good as her
kiss with Zach six out of 10 we should
practice more you
see we're laying the groundwork I get it
yes um the podcast is doing well it like
she's being super well received
everyone's really into the segment it's
helping her sales with her lingerie
business like sales are booming CU that
was there were like instead of paying
her she was like I want two full minute
advertisement slots um where she's like
and not like a pre-recorded like I want
you like having a conversation with me
on air about it and they're like okay no
problem so her business is is going well
and then she gets an invite in the mail
um to her like or via it doesn't matter
she gets an invite to her 10-year High
School reunion oh no yeah and she's like
do I want to do I not want to and then
we learned like high school was pretty
miserable for her but she's considering
what she's going to do um we now are at
the second date with Josh they were
supposed to go out and then she had a
long day and Josh was like okay no
problem we'll just do it at the house so
when she shows up at their apartment
Josh has gone overboard
like Checker tablecloth candles flowers
like he hands her the flowers and she
like doesn't know what to she's like
thanks and he literally takes them back
he's like well you can't have them now
with a reaction like that she's like
what where am I supposed to put them
literally exactly what she said she's
like logistically what do I do with
flowers if someone hands them to me in a
restaurant like what like this just
cradle them gently like what am I
supposed to do with that put them next
to you on the table and move on she's
like I don't carry a vase with me like
it's just so
practical but I love that Josh is like
well you can't have them now give them
back if that's how you respond to the
flowers They're not your flowers anymore
so earlier you said something about
quidd so is this British yeah okay the
author is British okay um which I keep
having to remember because there are a
few words I'm like that's not how you
spell that one and there are a few
things that I'm like oh like they keep
calling her underwear pants oh right
right
right which I'm like but she just took
off her pants how does she have more
pants on she took off her trousers
exactly right yes the pants Remain the
struggle is
real I'll just like have a moment then
I'm like nope you're American and then I
just keep reading and move on with my
life WP WP well I'm reading another book
by the same author right now and she's a
British actress but they're in la oh no
and they're talking about like he like
one of the guys is like why do they have
both appetizers and Entre on the menu
and she's like because Americans call
main dishes
Entre and I'm like oh learning things
huh yeah that one had never been on my
radar
before me either yeah but she's not
doing well with the start of this like
second day and Josh is is clearly like
really excited but has overdone it and
they're like okay we're going to rain it
in we're going to take our plates to the
couch we're just going to hang out make
it a little more chill we like have
casual yeah so they're on the couch end
up eating dinner there and relaxing um
and they just like actually start
talking and learning more about each
other cuz I think what they've all like
been friends and enjoyed hanging out
with each other they don't actually know
a lot of each other's history and
upbringing and and things like that and
Josh is the one that's had a crush on
her right yes okay okay but Zach is also
there at this point oh yeah in my head I
said that and then I realized I hadn't
said that but in my head everyone
already it was obvious that Zach was was
there with them as well but Luke was not
correct Luke is still not participating
in this just the the three of them
hanging out at this point and they
learned that her um one of her fantasies
while they're all sitting in the couch
talking one of her fantasies is to have
multiple partners and like have a
threesome is something that like they
would she'd be into they're like you
want to she's like okay and she's like
like right
now they're like we're going to put a
movie on and she's like like but I just
said we'd [ __ ] like what do you mean
you're going to put a movie on I love
her yeah and so they put on like Pride
and
Prejudice and she's like are you
[ __ ] me right now we could be
[ __ ] it's kind of her like she's like
like why am I looking at Kira nightly
yes like we could be banging trying to
like Kiss one of them and he'll be like
like kiss her lightly and then then
he'll be like shh watch the movie and
like turn her back so all of this being
a lot of buildup right like as watching
it like starting to cuddle more a hand
moves up the thigh um and yeah my exact
note says she has a great couch
gasm yeah which in case you were
wondering Hannah is just an orgasm that
takes place on a couch it's just a
location specific orgasm a location
specific orgasm noted office
gasm grocery store gasm the options are
endless we lead very different
lives I really don't think we
do I know honestly I instacart I don't
even know the logistics of how you just
watched me order my groceries I did I
did before we started this
episode oh my God I did watch you yeah
um no I've never I've never boned in a
grocery store no but
if I do and I come to completion I will
call it a grocery store gasm a gr gasm
that's I was like a gross gasm no
grocery gasm gr gasm gr gr the we're
asking the hard-hitting questions
today so um she has a great orgasm then
Zach is like my turn and like picks her
up throws her over his shoulder um and
takes her to his bedroom Josh follows
they spit roast her is really she is
very into it good for her they are into
how into it she is so it works well for
everyone yeah um and then in like the
post qual convo we do learn Zach and
Josh have actually been besties since
they were like toddlers they have grown
up together um there were several years
where they they didn't talk this all
comes about because Zach is wearing a
necklace that has a ring on it and Lea
tries to like just fiddle with it as
they're laying there and he grabs it
from her and won't let her touch it and
we learned that when he I think when he
was like 17 he'd given a promise ring to
his girlfriend who then um had a
terminal diagnosis that took her very
quickly the fult and Our Stars got it
yes within like several months she
passed away and
he then just like left his town cut off
communication and went and played
professional rugby for seven years mhm
had a knee injury um and then when he
was trying to figure out his next steps
was when Josh showed up and was
like come live with me and Luke come
join this podcast like kind of Josh kind
of gave him trajectory again if you will
um and so they're still very close but
they didn't talk for those like seven
years because Zach just like went MIA
from he never grieved he just
avoided yeah and [ __ ] his way through
all of the fans sure sure
um but that is kind of the additional
detail we learn post qule where yeah
you're kind of like oh they really maybe
didn't know much about each other's
histories because they've apparently
been neighbors for
years which I'm also like how did you
never meet Monica or see Monica then
right unless they always went to
Monica's place like they didn't want her
in their space or I mean I guess if it's
just like your neighbor and you're like
if I don't know my neighbors to be
honest yeah that's that's fair there's
always you're kind and maybe hang out
but if you're doing your own thing you
wouldn't know that they had a partner
right but the fact that Zach was like
well I've seen you bring one night STS
home before so like so I assumed a level
of closeness there well it could be that
Josh had a crush on her and was paying
attention cuz she sounds oblivious like
not in a a malicious or self-centered
way but just in a like lack of insight
way like she just doesn't she's just
like doing her thing and like going full
speed and like not slowing down to
consider that's you know that's very
fair um okay
so we now move forward this is
continuing they are now loving their
sexual relationship that has developed
within this fake dating um and Leila is
supposed to have a date with Zach and
Josh that night which there's also lot
of like oh that's what it was when the
date when Josh moved the date to the
house for a fancy restaurant she made a
comment about like not wanting to be
seen in public with two men cuz she
didn't know how like she didn't want
people to judge her or like she was like
well I don't want people to think I'm a
slag like that kind of and they're like
well why would they like what what is
are you planning on mounting us both
like why would yeah like why so that was
part of why they moved the date because
she hadn't which I think she explained
at the house like I don't think like she
like hey like could we not do that or
what have you and then at the house was
like this is this is kind of why um but
as things have continued things have
been going well but now we're just at a
date she's having a horrible day um
she's supposed to be releasing a new
line for her like a new collection for
her lingerie company in the next few
months pre-orders have been going great
especially with all of the stuff from
the podcast um but like the Supply
Company lost her order and she's like
well you took my money it's not in my
account and they're like you never place
the order so we can't give you the lace
and she like can't find the receipt and
then there's something wrong with like
the um discount code on her website and
she's getting emails like negative
reviews about like you should treat your
customers better than this and she's
like a one woman like doing it all and
is just so overwhelmed and trying her
best but it's like starting to have a
full panic attack right um and she calls
Zach like ask him a question about um
like email marketing campaigns or
something and just like when he picks up
he's like hey baby and she's like what's
your open rate and he's like uh I don't
know let me ask Josh like are you okay
and she's like I just need to know what
the rate is and she's like he like tells
her she's hyperfocused yes and he's like
are you okay and she's like yeah I'm
fine like and he's like it doesn't seem
like you are and Zach and Josh are out
so Zach texts Luke and is like hey hey
you need to go check on Lea and he's
like why would I go check on Lea like
what's wrong he's like I talked her on
the phone she didn't sound right so Luke
they they the guys all have like a
shared key to her apartment at this
point you know right um and so he goes
over and like she like doesn't open the
door and when he opens it he's like it
looks like a [ __ ] bomb went off in
her place like papers are everywhere and
like he's like hey like Lila and she's
like I'm fine I'm good like you you
don't don't worry about me like you can
leave and he's like uh
go away please yeah like no you don't
need to be here and that just kind of
keeps so he's like he goes back into her
room finds her on the floor like she's
clearly not okay not okay um and is like
she's having a full breakdown and he
helps her sort through a few things and
like finds the like statement that she
couldn't find and all all that stuff and
he's like hey send that over to your
supplier and then you and I are like
we're going to go out there's a baride
wanted to try let's just go get a drink
we just need some some distance in space
right um she agrees and they go to the
bar they're having a cute moment she's
definitely in better spirits they're
like kind of cuddling and she's like you
really like don't remember me um at all
from high school and Luke was like it
wasn't my best year and my my best space
um and he asks if she's going to the
reunion and she's like ah and he's like
oh I go every year and she's like really
why and he's like well it was such a
great high school and like such low
exclusion rates like starts touting all
of the incredible things about the
school and how much he like loved being
a teacher there and she's like yeah my
time there was a special kind of hell
every day was torture and he's like we
had very different experiences but he's
like wait what like what do you all of
the students love that that like how
could this be possible like truly he
cannot conceptualize that school was not
great for her right
um and um they're getting closer they're
like about to kiss and then a team like
scores on the television and like just
kind of one of those moments um she goes
to the bar to get them refills and
suddenly she hears someone be like oh
there's 2B Thompson or like whatever her
last name is and she's like [ __ ] that is
not the voice I want to hear and it's
this guy Donnie that she um Donald
Donnie Donnie Pritchard I think
something just sounds like a jackass
doesn't he no offense if your husband's
name is Don Pritchard but like it just
he sounds like the bully in a' 70s
Middle School I was going to say that's
a very's 80s villain yes Donnie or Dawn
yeah yeah you're not wrong that
is I was just thinking of
Biff Biff and
Dawn also my baby's hair is growing
perfectly straight up and I I'm like I
frequently look at my baby I'm like my
name's Biff
pant is like stop doing it is straight
up and blonde it's so cute though it is
he looks like he's stuck his finger in a
light socket he does and my mom's like
oh did you style it I was like Mom it
just grows straight up like that at this
point in time
um so yeah Donnie is like talking to her
at the bar and just like making comments
about high school um she is starting to
lose it and have a full meltdown and is
um she was like yeah Technically she's
like well I told the guys I've never had
a boyfriend technically d and I dated
for like a week in high school before
like [ __ ] hit the fan um and so as
that's happening Luke comes up to her at
the bar to check on her and Donnie is
like what like Mr Martins like what what
are you doing here with tuggy and she
just like loses her [ __ ] and like Martin
is like tuggy doesn't sound good no and
Martin is like why is he calling you
tuggy and she just like walks out of the
bar MH um and it like starts to have a
meltdown outside it's like he comes
outside Luke does not Donnie but like
Luke comes outside to check on her and
we learn like so she didn't put out when
Donnie wanted to and then he just told
rumors the whole school anyway to the
point that like she got a reputation for
being the school slag when she was like
I was a virgin I'd never touched anyone
even the teachers would like I would
bring up the fact that I was getting
harassed to school staff they wouldn't
do anything about it um and Luke is like
how like feels so guilty because he's
like I was her teacher I should have
caught this I should have known that
should have like never been her
experience um and then he's like why did
you never say anything and he's like as
soon as I said that I knew that was not
the right thing to say um and she's like
cuz I [ __ ] did like this isn't like
we we'll get more of those details but
like when he's trying to ask her like
more details about what happened she's
just like I don't want to tell you and
he's never had like always been that
safe space and was always like the
teacher people went to and has made his
life helping people and teaching and so
he's like I've truly [ __ ] up if she
doesn't feel safe that she could tell me
whatever this is and feels very horrible
and guilty about that so this is like a
reality check for him about yes his
identity really yeah yeah yeah and
so he ends up he's like I need to take
this call and like walks away for a few
minutes and ends up calling Josh and
telling having Josh come pick her up um
and Josh comes picks her up just like
when they get back to he's like do you
want me to come in and she's like well
you're my fake boyfriend like would a
boyfriend come in and SP the night and
so he Josh comes over nothing intimate
happens they like just like holds her
and Comforts her throughout the the
night nice yes the next morning Luke is
still feeling real guilty and it
actually has cut to Zach's perspective
and Zach is like why the [ __ ] is Luke
dragging me to this bougie breakfast
spot like what is happening and it was
because Luke felt so guilty he like
dropped like 50 bucks on breakfast for
like every
like and like Zach go pick it up with
him he's like what do I do expensive
breakfast feels right her favorite
little breakfast spot I'm like going to
get breakfast from there like is really
yeah has like realized he he may be
[ __ ] up there
so um when they get to her place Zach is
like about to go to the bedroom and Luke
is like you're just going to walk into
the bedroom and he's like 7 a. on a
Saturday where else is she going to be
she's going to be like right if you
wanted to eat the breakfast we got to go
into the bedroom and so Zach goes in but
Luke kind of like stays out initially
and then Zach is like I don't know what
happened he spent a lot of money on
breakfast for you like you just need to
eat the breakfast like I don't just eat
the food yeah kind of in that energy and
she's like well if I'm GNA tell you guys
what happened I don't want to repeat it
so she tells all of them about the full
High School kind of experience and I
think that's where we actually got more
details about like what Donnie said and
did and like to the point where like she
would hear um like when she would be
going to the office to try and talk to
staff about it she'd hear them being
like Oh like that Thompson girl again
like right and just those things and so
Luke is then
like
well before Luke says anything she then
takes out from under her bed a full box
where she has printouts of all of the
emails that she cced herself on and the
responses she got and the lack of like
anyone doing anything like she brought
receipts for how horrible her High
School experience was right yes yeah um
and so then Luke is like well if if you
went to everyone in the school why like
you said you went to all of the schools
staff but I don't remember you coming to
me did you and she's
like yeah I did here's the email it well
she had apparently asked him to like
meet her during his lunch block and had
like scheduled a time and he never
showed for the meeting oh no um which
like he feels guilty about but she's
also like you were going through a
divorce
like this is not on you that you did not
catch this like you had a very real
thing happening but then he's sitting
there feeling all guilty right because
he's like he's like
um my divorce pales in comparison to a
girl being like bullied in her ass
within an inch of her life like those
are not the same thing so like she has
more grace and empathy for him than he
has for himself at this point yeah yeah
but also she has very much taken that
like I will rise above and prove all of
these haters wrong and like never make
myself vulnerable or put myself in a
situation where someone could hurt me
again which then when you look at why
she's horrible at dating right right
seems obvious yeah we connect some dots
there right um but Luke does continue to
try and like throw himself a pity party
and she gets mad about it because she's
like this isn't your thing I was the one
getting bullied this is my thing damn it
I was the one getting harassed why are
you making this about you like
absolutely not um and she's like stop
treating me like your student it is a
long time in the past and then he ends
up kissing her um
and then like pulls back and she's like
we're not doing that and then she takes
off her shirt and she's like let me give
you some
incentive
titties what incentive they are I mean
you're not wrong I know titties are
great incentive they are do you think it
goes all the way back to breastfeeding
like people think I don't
know I mean I think they're just fun and
jiggle they I mean kind of like
balls balls are so
fun am I am I alone in my thought
process here
no did I make you feel uncomfy I feel
like like balls are so fun am I right
and and then I'm like oh didn't mean to
put you on the spot no I was thinking
about that boobs are really fun and I
have a lot up top and so sometimes I
just do what I want to do and Matt is
like what are you
doing and I'm like I'm having a good
pause pause
pause sometimes I do what I want to
do can I ask I'm what what what does
that mean nothing really like like like
Bongos Bongos um I have a friend who
also well historically had very large
boobs mhm then had lost a substantial
amount of weight and so has some some
loose skin and has recently been
breastfeeding and had been wearing loose
shirts initially and had just been
taking her boob out like whipping it out
of the top of her like the collar of her
shirt every time and I was dying
laughing I was talking to her and she's
like Chelsea like my family was over
like I don't have that much mobility and
she's like and the shirt top was a
little bit tighter and she's like I
swear to God it took me 10 minutes
before I I could go under and didn't
have to go
over and I was in tears oh my God
amazing the the level of sleep
deprivation and you're just trying to
feed you're like mon old baby and you're
like how do I get my boob out of the
shirt over or
under well not even considering under as
an option it's just over is the only
choice it's over or bus
this child will go hungry that's awesome
right yeah so then Zach hears them like
hears Luke and Lila in the kitchen and
then comes out and it's kind of
like so can we join if we can't join
Josh and I are going to go back to our
place real fast just need to know if
this is a one-on-one situation yeah like
as Zach is also like grabbing his crotch
and being like I need to know if I can
join or not so I can make some important
life decisions about how my morning is
going to
go
um yeah then Leila's response is like
well like is everybody
clean like very practical she yeah and
then they have a foresome which like luk
is apparently like
the caveman domineering will direct the
scene sure kind of energy but I'll say
for as much as they described him as
like kind of being a little bit more
like cavem Manny in that way
I've read way cavem maner right like I
did it didn't like we' read books where
I'm like o no not that and this I was
like this just feels like some general
guidance and Direction so like light top
energy more than like full
Dom that's how I experienced it okay um
I would be curious if other people felt
the same way but when I was reading it I
I just think for like the level of like
books that we've read when you're like
oh like when someone is fully sending
the full full D energy versus this I'm
like yeah I mean like he's like make her
wet and they're like
okay well like I just finished a book
where the guy was like you know I like
to dominate whatever whatever and it was
like some light choking and I was like
okay like did you see the tweet that was
going back around that was like yeah my
room roommate my freshman you're at
college the first he's like listen this
isn't high school anymore this is
college going to be bringing a lot of
girls back here maybe even some guys
like you better get on board like this
ain't high school he's like so anyways
he brought one woman back who's now his
wife yes like literally that where it
was like I've never Unleashed fully with
anyone before are you ready baby and
she's like yeah and he's like lightly
choking and like a little ass play and
she's like and it's out to be like a
massive deal and it's like a okay talk
to arson or Axel or diesel and get back
to me on this exactly like there was no
knife involved can we really say it was
that bad right
um so things continue to go well I do
make a specific note for some reason
forsome transpires first Venture into
anal play which goes back in the
conversation we were having in the last
episode about like
there's only so many sexual partners
that you can bring into a situation
before your ass is also a part of that
situation right right at least
personally that is my current thought
process future Chelsea reserves the
right to change her mind with more
information but logistically that's
where I'm landing well it does always
come back to Logistics yeah how many
holes right how do you access the holes
right yeah how many hands what are your
feet doing like there's a lot happening
well we had that whole day where we had
a full conversation about trying to get
your feet in involved so I again I just
finished a different book oh oh okay mm
about a chick who was a Madam in Vegas
okay and then met a guy and it was a
whole thing and she becomes a part of
this group of women and they're all
talking about like weird sex stuff and
they're like hold up hold up you have to
have some weird stories like you have to
like what's the weirdest thing that's
ever happened and she's like well I was
with a guy who didn't want me to shower
for 24 hours before we were together and
they were like well that's not that
weird she's like I wasn't allowed to
wear deodorant they're like well and she
was like and then he would have sex with
my armpit and they were like what how
much did that pay and she was like 10
grand and they were like I would let
somebody do that for 10 grand I let
someone come in my armpit for 10 grand
right yeah no I'm not going to pretend
otherwise I mean I'm not going to
advertise for it you're right I'm not
taking it I'm not taking out a billboard
this is not something that is I'm I'm
putting out there for the general public
but should anyone ever approach me and
that's and quite frankly I don't think
Vance is going to disagree I think Vance
going to go sounds like a deal right
like oh could we pay off our credit
cards in the new car that I just bought
sure yeah you do what you need to do
exactly like love you baby good for you
high five like the worst thing is that
you have a little bit of seen in your
armpit I've had worse
things I'm not touching that okay I
realized it as I said it let's next
podcast recording um they're discussing
that Luke has joined the segment um fans
are very excited and for the record with
how the book is written there will be
chapters that are just like the podcast
transcript then there will be like the
next chapter that's like tweets that
like fans have like responded to the
show so there is like some of that fun
dynamic as as well um but one of the
things that Lila recommends when they're
talking about like the show just as a
whole as they're recording and she
recommends that Zach do like a segment
on grieving a partner um and Zach isn't
really like receptive like kind of like
shuts down a bit which she realizes and
she just kind of like
moves on
um so you you can tell it's it's still
tender throughout cuz and I can't
remember if it's here or at another
point but another Point Luke brings up
the thought of him doing that segment
while recording as well and Zach gets
like really pissed and like shuts him
down like less passively than he did
with Lea right but I did make note cuz I
was laughing really hard um in the
podcast transcript um one of the
questions that they received was like my
boyfriend wants me to sit on his face
but I'm bigger and I'm nervous and Lea's
like I'll take that question exact
response I don't know how strong the
human head is and I don't think it
matters there's no weight capacity sit
on his face and if he dies he dies it's
her official podcast
advice I feel like if you give that
advice though like you need
to have some kind of legal disclaimer
because I I feel like with my look
somebody would die like if I gave that
advice somebody would die and I'd get
sued oh my god did I ever tell you about
when I was talking I had I had a therapy
client and she had very specific set
goals that she was like I want to like
buy a house I want to do the like and so
we were talking about buying a house and
I was like listen I'm not even saying
you need to schedule a showing I was
like but look on on Zillow look on redin
start like just like dip your toe in
that water look in the general area see
what there is like just kind of trying
to warm her up to the idea then we made
it where I was like okay you don't need
to put an offer in you can just go to an
open house you can schedule a showing
like just really it's like exposure
therapy yes it was like exposure therapy
for buying a house she showed up in
session the next week I'm like oh like
hey how's your week not great Chelsea
I'm like oh [ __ ] okay yeah tell me what
happened well I went to see a house and
I was like
o okay and she's like yeah the owners
have an underground German Shepherd
fighting ring and they breed the dogs in
their house and we didn't know and
opened the door and there were like 20
German
Shepherds like it was like a bad
situation oh my God she's like I was
just trying to go see a house and I was
like you cannot put this one on me how
was I supposed to know there was an
underground dog fighting ring at the
house that you went to view that's not
normal outcome for going to an open
house in fairness to
you it's not a normal
outcome I was like I might not always
give great feedback in session but that
one cannot be pinned on
me yeah I I still think about her I hope
she's well she did buy a house it was
not that house good good yeah yeah um so
as their relationships are progressing
um it's Mother's Day Lea's actually like
I kind have a break today like all the
orders are done like I'm just kind of
vibing she's like I'm going to like
dress up feel a little sexy go over to
the guy's place see what's up and then
as she's getting over there it's dark
and she's like wait I forgot they said
that they were like leaving town for
mother's day but then she hears the
sound and Josh's is there alone Josh's
mother had passed away when he was 19
and he's like not doing well and he's
sitting at his desk and he is responding
to all of the emails for advice that the
podcast guys get and she's like looking
on a shelf and seeing he has like
psychology teex books and relationship
textbooks and like takes it very very
seriously um yeah so he's spending like
what is a horrible day for him alone
just responding to people's relationship
advice and she's like We're going to
stop and we're going to like go and like
take a break and he's like I'm not
feeling like I'm not in the mood to like
be sexy or romantic and she's like well
I'm a little offended um because that's
obvious nor was I asking and he's like
well you clearly came here dressed up
she's like and then I saw you
and realized that maybe my outfit wasn't
the most appropriate we recalibrated yes
she's like I can change clothes believe
it or not we don't have to stay here so
they just have a really sweet night like
on the couch she just takes care of him
and I think it really just
solidifies how he feels for her right
cuz he's always had feelings for her and
now it's like more than a crush kind of
deal yes um which is kind of starting to
be the trajectory for all of them like
the podcast is continuing to do well and
Luke asks Leila to be his date to his
ex's wedding ah yeah who was also her
former head mistress let us remember
right um and so she's like okay like I
I'll go with you and cuz Zach is going
because Zach has known the groom since
he was a toddler because he's best
friends with like it's Josh's brother so
like they're all there together and the
guys are like we're going to book a
suite for a few days we're going to make
it like a special like romantic getaway
we're going to like make it a whole
thing because she's been working so hard
it's not about the wedding it's about us
spending time together got it um we also
find out I forgot from like the
breakdown night situation Leila had
applied there's a like lingerie designer
she really loves in New York that she'
applied for like kind of like an
internship scholarship kind of thing um
and we find out that she got offered the
scholarship opportunity and so the guys
are all exited for her um and she's
talking about like yeah well um if that
would mean like probably like moving to
New York and I they're like well like
visiting New York and she like well no
like that's kind of the next step like
I'd love like set up a brick and mortar
there and like they're like yeah and
they're like wait what no you why you
don't need to move to New York we aren't
in New York we're
here um which like leads to a
conversation about her hiding behind
work and not really being vulnerable and
not really putting herself out out there
and then like the guys kind of push in
on like cool we can totally see like you
go to New York and just work your ass
off and like don't have a life and like
nothing is going to change if you move
to New York kind of energy what about
your 10year plan of getting married and
having kids and whatever yeah well and
so then the guys decide it's time to
have a lesson on control and
vulnerability and they just tie her to
the
bed yeah they start with her hands but
then she could move her feet and so then
they tied her ankles as well
okay yeah yeah so the next logical step
here you get it yeah is that not the
next logical step
um my exact notes they Edge her for over
an hour she's so worked up as soon as a
dick is inside of her she convulses on
it she convulses on everyone and they
convulse on
her
so people may disagree with me but the
idea of
convulsions doesn't do it for me
personally convulsions I think of a
seizure when I think of a convulsion
yeah I would say it the word was being
used more as a poor synonym than as an
actual
representation fair enough she was not
seizing okay good on their dick yeah
yeah that would be traumatic but also
ing for over an
hour Lily gold really in to
edging I've read this book and as I said
I'm reading another one by her that's
also RSE herum that um is like a famous
movie star actress who has a stalker and
three three guide security team there's
a lot of edging in that one
too kind of kind of their thing
apparently like like to the point where
I'm like is this is this too much edging
in this book is this too much not be
well it's one thing to like describe a
bit of edging and be like and it went on
for an hour but it's another thing to
like describe it well so it started as
like the guys were kind of teasing her
and they were edging her and then she
was like game on and then the next
chapter starts and it was like an hour
later I was in tears and like
a you okay over there yeah well it's
like I was what I thought was of
SpongeBob when it's like an hour later
like or whatever yes yeah yeah like that
that little cutaway scene yeah is
exactly what happened um so then Lila
gets an email about another email about
the um opportunity in New York that's
like hey we booked your flight it's next
Sunday and the GU like wait what next
Sunday um and that Saturday the guys are
supposed to do a recording um a live
recording at a like podcast convention
where like their their show has been
doing so well that they've been moved
the largest Auditorium tickets have sold
out for this it's like a huge huge deal
so they're like okay why don't we do the
final closing with you at the podcast um
convention on Saturday and that'll kind
of be the big closing before you leave
on Sunday is the the rough thought but
like all the guys are like a bit like
somber and like aren't loving it yeah
um yeah Luke and
Zach put some Beno beads in her vag
before the ceremony is where we're going
next with us before the the wedding yeah
before the wedding
ceremony it's not a paranormal book
there's no other ceremonies happening I
was like is there a ceremony at the
podcast convention is there an award C
tou no touche so at because there the
hotel is where the wedding is which when
we also get there apparently it's where
Luke got married oh no and Lea's like
wait this is where you got married to
Amy and he's like
yeah she apparently couldn't it doesn't
really seemed like she wanted to be
bothered with planning a new wedding
like same invitation template same
same like same wedding different groom
no 10 years later same wedding different
groom more than 10 cuz they've been
divorced 10 yeah no yes like Luke is
like obviously not yeah thriving in that
that situation um so gives himself a
little distraction shov some metal beads
up his girl's coot coot before the
ceremony yeah um and then at the
ceremony like Zach like sticks his hand
under her dress and is like fingering
her like trying to like be about it then
she gasps then people look and so then
she's just like super on edge the entire
ceremony between the beads and getting
fingered sure yeah which I'm like fair
enough well that is a lot mhm after
the was it earlier that day after the
edging I don't know it's too much that's
a long
time um because then it's a lot to sit
through yeah because they stay in her
throughout a lot of the reception
ah like those are in there yeah for a
good amount of time and at the reception
like Zach and Lila are like cozying
having fun but she's very aware of like
she's seeing former teachers there and
she's there as Luke's date but is like
cozy with Zach and is just like aware of
the comments and the right what did they
call her tuggy Thompson is what Don
called her whatever yeah like two pound
Thompson and tuggy Thompson and kind of
like just those like super like
derogatory shitty nicknames
um then as they as she's standing there
as Lea standing there with Zach Rob and
Amy Rob is the groom they come up I'm
just and like Rob looks at Zach and he's
like thanks so much for coming um Josh
told me you probably like wouldn't be
able to make it today so like really
means the world to me that like you were
you were able to to make it and Zach and
like what and then it Dawns on him that
it's the anniversary of Emily's passing
and he completely forgot oh no that it
was the annivers of her death and so
then he starts to like have a full
meltdown because he's like I can't
believe I forgot I always like I go to
her grave every year we have the full
thing and completely he's like I've been
too caught up in this oh my God I can't
believe I like I'm such a [ __ ] human so
he's having a full meltdown and like
leaves for a few moments when he leaves
for a few moments Josh just like comes
right up takes Zach's Place realizes
there's some beads inside of Leila and
fingers her in the bathroom before he
has to go take photos photos with the
beads still in there with the beads
still in there okay yeah I think Zach
Zach takes them out next in like the
next okay okay that like yeah but no
they were still there so [ __ ] long
okay do you disagree no like no I I was
actually thinking about um so I work in
a residential
facility and we have to do luggage
searches right um
and things are often
found toys yeah so do you guys allow
your no do they can't keep their toys
can they no no
so bat my my husband works in intake
where we work and he was telling me the
other night he got home late because he
was assisting with a a luggage luggage
search and the ra like just reached in
into the bag nope
barehanded with yes that's the correct
resp without a glove on and
she she pulled out a butt
plug and Matt was like I just told her
baby girl that's why you wear gloves
every time and and you know what that's
a mistake she's not going to make twice
never again never again she will
remember for the rest of her life she
she raw dogged butt
plug luckily she only R doed it in her
hand but still oh my God I don't even
know no of all of the [ __ ] from like
working Community Mental Health and like
resident like yeah that y yep yep yep so
then oh
no my husband got the like bags the the
um
uh bubble wrap bags that we put valuable
in and he put them in there and put them
in valuables in the
safe and the girls who work the safe
were really upset and he was like you
guys there was a heart-shaped Jewel in
there you never know it could have been
valuable it could have been
real it could have been
valuable and you know what it was
valuable enough to them that they wanted
to bring it with them mhm and also
question where would it go if you're
like it's not going with their valuables
that they'll get back after they've been
here and it's not going with them onto
the unit right where does it go we do
return to Luggage So luggage is kept in
a separate building um and so we'll do
return to luggage for things that aren't
valuable but things we don't want them
to
have I stand by Matt's decision that
shit's hilarious it was really funny
especially to be the girls to be like
absolutely not and he's like it could be
valuable there was a jewel in there
there was a jewel
um so as Lila's getting finger blasted
by Josh Luke is talking to his ex-wife
who's like I can't believe you would
bring Lea like and she recognized her as
she's like what are you doing here and
she's like I can't believe you bring her
you know like what her reputation was at
the school and I saw her kissing um Josh
and Zach ear like and she's like clearly
like not faithful to you and but then
she also told him she's like you know
before we got married my like my family
didn't like you and didn't think it
would last and like as soon as I like
put the ring on at the ceremony like I
knew we wouldn't last either and Luke is
standing there having a breakdown
because he's like I thought we would
last like I did not marry you thinking
it was temporary I thought you were my
forever person
um
and so his ex-wife is like I I just want
to make make sure you don't miss the
warning signs again is kind of the
energy so it's like I'm being extremely
cruel but I'm helping you yes it's
because I care about you that I like get
to like be a complete ass to this other
human um so then we cut back to um ilila
and Zach he has now taken her outside to
like a secluded place in in the gardens
um
and the beads do come out of her and he
[ __ ] her in the
shrubs I'm sure they were nice shrubs it
was a nice hotel I don't know when
people
describe
what
so are you familiar with the band
electric callboy or Eskimo callboy they
changed their name recently no they're a
German band okay and they're techno slal
okay and in their video for a song
called We Got the Moves one of them like
is very obviously [ __ ] violating a
bush like he's tonging a bush and that's
all I could think about when you just
said they banged in a shrub I was like
Kevin would be into that because I
thought of what was that like old prank
show like probably like late 9s early
2000s it was like more it was like more
like a sketch comedy kind of prank show
but I just remember there was AED camera
no it wasn't candid camera but I
remember there was a like walk through
um like hedge maze oh okay but um they
had a person Drop Like dressed up and
they dropped them in in a shrub costume
to block one of the entry points so like
someone like walks in and like starts to
walk towards the end of the the maze
Lane and they go oh this is closed on
this side so they try and walk back the
other way but the person dressed as the
maze shrub has like shuffled in so then
the person is like shut in this Maze and
like wait how do I get out right that's
what it that's what it made me think of
but he [ __ ] her in whatever sort of
shrub maze topiary sure Greenery
situation this this was and then she
tells him that she loves him yep
oh no and then he goes I can't do this
anymore and calls it off and she's real
pissed she's um she's dare I say big mad
Hannah not big mad she big mad oh no and
Zach is like you knew what this was like
we said friendship first and she's like
I'm sorry you came inside of me 3
seconds ago it's still currently
dripping down my leg and you're dumping
me that's not how you treat a friend so
no there is no friendship left our
relationship is over and he's like no
like that's not like what like good for
her though and she's like that's not how
you treat friends absolutely
not um and so then she's like I'm out
she's on her way back while she's on her
way back she overhears the conversation
between Luke and Amy where Amy's calling
her a slag and warning him off of her um
and she's not having a good night she is
not having a good night at all um and
so did Luke see Zach take off or
whatever
um I think like Zach texted Luke
something like check on Lea or something
and then Luke finds her in their like
hotel room and she's like packing her
bag and she's like I'm out I'm not I'm
not staying here for all this and then
Luke is also in his head where he
doesn't want to miss all of the warning
sign and doesn't want to risk it again
and I think it's also like he's seeing
all of these people at this wedding that
he thought he was marrying into this
family right so these people that he had
relationships with right that you then
haven't seen that like doesn't mean they
didn't matter to you like so I think
he's just kind of reconciling he's like
I'm not willing to risk it again and I
think maybe like Zach was right but he
says to Lea he's like I don't know if I
can be with a girl like you and she's
like what's a girl like me who's a girl
like me what does that mean are you
saying girl like me because I'm too
pretty like is that is that what you
mean here like you're saying you can't
be with me because I'm too
pretty but I'm just too [ __ ] because
I'm I'm pretty okay like it's having
that full kind of conversation with
she's not having it no yeah she's like
yeah she's like what do you mean by a
girl like me she's like I deserve better
than this I knew you were a coward I'm
out mhm and so she wants again she also
tells him that she was falling for him M
and he's like I'm still calling it
so this is like another one bites the
dust where she so she chooses to be
vulnerable and be honest about how she
feels and they don't handle it well and
she's like okay well I'm not going to
sit here and beg so I'm out yeah and I
also like wouldn't say her responses are
like super overly exaggerated like right
not like Ultra dramatic or anything yeah
I'm like no I I totally understand where
when Zach is like well our friendship
matters more and she's like how are you
treating me like a friend right now this
isn't how you treat people you care
about this isn't how you treat friends
so no um Luke end up heading home and he
just like they but like Josh has to stay
at the wedding like Josh doesn't know
all of this is happening um and it's his
brother's wedding that he's like the
[ __ ] best man at right so I think
they just like let Josh know that they
were headed back to um the apartment and
the next morning like Zach gets back to
the apartment still drunk wreaking of
alcohol um but also has a meltdown
because he realizes Emily's ring is
missing oh no yeah and like has a full
full meltdown yeah
um what happens from there I don't
really remember everyone was mad Josh
get like Josh gets back to the apartment
and like yeah screams at like Luke and
Zach and it's like the [ __ ] did y'all do
right where's Leila yeah
like and like and as they're telling him
he's like you didn't think that like how
you handled all this would impact her
given her history and what we know about
like Josh being the one who like they
all are obviously in love with her but
Josh being the one who's like yeah y'all
are really being selfish pricks right
now you really didn't think this one
through did you yeah well and he's been
in love with her the longest or at least
acknowledged his feelings the longest ex
um so then also a day after the wedding
as like they're having this full
conversation all of the guys are um they
we learned that there are some photos
that have been leaked of Lea from the
wedding with all of the different guys
and isn't she supposed to be going to
New York on Sunday isn't this Sunday the
day after the wedding no the podcast
convention it's it's the week before
okay okay yeah um what was I saying
about photos released yes so she's
everyone on listening to the podcast
like oh like she's fake dating all of
them who will she choose at the end it's
clear they're all like
for each kind of so it's like the
bachelor I don't think quite the
bachelor I just think all of these
people are invested then suddenly they
see photos of her like kissing each of
the guys at a public event and then it
just kind of like made her a slag again
and like Public Enemy Number One and
then she's leading all of them on yeah
all of the like everyone is like I can't
believe she's cheating on like and so
she's just getting destroyed in
like completely destroyed and the guys
had like released a statement um that
was just kind of like a like vague like
hey
like you might not have all the context
please respect our privacy kind of
energy um and that was the only thing
that like the Guys released so she's
hiding out in a hotel and it's like
that's all they've released they're not
defending me they clearly don't care
like so she's just really struggling at
this point um at the podcast mention the
guys are still like all pissed at each
other for how this like it's like a week
later things have not resolved between
all of them and all of the attendees
they're like okay we're going to do a
Q&A and every question is about Ila
right obviously every where is she did
she cheat on you and they like don't
know how to respond they don't know what
to do and then [ __ ] Donnie Pritchard
comes up to ask a question on the
mic and like I guess you see kind of
like Luke's response to him and then
when Zach puts together who Donnie
Pritchard is he jumps off off the stage
and punches him in the face and yeah and
attacks a fan um so then everyone's
like this podcast just attacked it we
are spiraling out of control yes and
Zach may be realizing
huh maybe I'm a little bit in love with
ilila I could maybe have
feelings maybe that's not a normal
response right potentially um Leila as
she's just been hiding and she like I'm
not doing any of this she had reached
out to um the company in New York and
was like here's my extension through the
hotel and just turned off her phone
she's like I'm not doing any of
this so she um the guys have all
realized post podcast meltdown they love
her they want to get her back they need
to make this right right she is like all
right I'm on my way to America I'm
moving on this is a horrible way to end
everything here but I I can't fathom
going back to my apartment I'm just done
I'm done yeah yeah um so she gets to the
airport and gets up to check in to find
out that her flight has been
cancelled because the owner of the
laundry company is a huge fan of the
podcast and didn't want her ruining
their brand so I was going to say I hope
that it's not one of those where like
the guys all run into the the airport at
the last minute or
whatever cuz it I mean I mean it's still
not we're not at the end yet I mean it
still could be but like that's well but
I just told you it's not going to happen
that's a Twist but that whole like oh no
so this is having like Rippling effects
for her life she thought she was getting
away for a fresh start and it's like
just kidding you're still a [ __ ] to
everybody else yes um and she's like I
really can't escape this and I don't
know what this even means for my company
because I had so many new buyers and
clients that were fans of the podcast
and like where does that kind of like
leave me so she just kind of sits down
and is trying to figure out her next
steps and her phone is like blowing up
from all of the messages that she
finally turned it back on that she
hadn't really received for the last
couple weeks cuz she called to be like
what the [ __ ] and they're like we're
sorry this is the decision and the job
is no longer
available um but everyone's like you
like the guys are doing a live recording
and the episode was called like the
apology tour her and so
she um at the airport like takes out her
headphones and sits down and starts
listening to the podcast where the guys
are just like answering live questions
shutting down everything clarifying
things Zach is talking about the grief
of losing a partner and the impact of
that um like when like they're getting
like they've explained everything and
then people are still writing comments
like I I don't know it still kind of
seems like she cheated on you and
they're like
she didn't haven't we taught y'all to be
more open-minded about like group
relationships and things like that and
are really so she tweets at them and
it's like I'm listening it was like all
she says um and the guys see it and are
like please come home like we really
like we we miss you we want to apologize
in person um and so when she ends up
going back to the apartment and this is
the part that annoyed me I'm just like
this is this is the part what a setup
she walks in and she's like
like I like they like are all so excited
to see here and so relieved and they've
been recording for a while they tell her
they're like we were going to do 48
Hours of live recording and then if you
didn't respond that was like our only
like that was going to be like our last
ditch effort cuz like we had no we
didn't know what hotel you were at you
had your phone off so they were going to
do 48 Hours of live recording before
they called it okay which
logistically again yeah have some
questions about but that's not the part
that me the part that know me is that
she walks in and they're all like so
relieved and excited and she's just like
I'll never trust you like I'm moving
like we're done I swear three pages
later she'd forgiven them it was one of
those where I was like
we the I I get that this is where this
was going but I I honestly felt and I
don't say this often I felt like there
should have been a little more graveling
yeah I felt like we like just resolved
it a little too quickly well because all
of that is a major violation of trust
right to like put yourself out there for
somebody even one person and have them
reject you in that way like how can you
trust them moving forward and so just to
be
like okay it's like well especially
given how um that's been like the whole
thing the whole strong minded she's been
this whole time like how One how much
she's overcome and how much she's like
I'm
I'm never going to put in these
positions again like and I get that like
the guys did really own that they [ __ ]
up so they resolve everything she
forgives them they're they all end up
together um and then she invites all
three of them to be her date to her High
School
reunion okay so I'm like oh we're just
kind of like really fully sending it the
other way now we're like you didn't want
to be seen on a date in public with but
now you're like [ __ ] it it's all over
the news everyone knows I'm just going
to own that this is who I am and that
these are my men and so she she takes
all three of them um to the reunion with
her Donnie Pritchard is there and he's
been threatening a lawsuit against Zach
with all of the stuff and um well I mean
he did get punched in the face very
publicly all of the stuff all of you
know the public assault when I say all
of the stuff I guess I really mean the
public assault fair enough yes but Leila
talks to him and is like she also has
proof and evidence of [ __ ] he had done
and he's like trying to run for office
and he's like please don't destroy me
she's like I literally don't think about
you just like leave us the [ __ ] alone
and we'll leave you the [ __ ] alone I
won't release anything like right it
doesn't need to be a thing it's not
worth it to me yes right but if you make
it worth it mhm it's a separate issue
yeah so Amy is there because she was the
former head mistress or she's still the
current head mistress but then more is
coming up about um the the bullying and
such still and like what Lea's
experience was and um like Amy's like
publicly shaming Leila again and Luke is
like the [ __ ] not and is apparently
still on the board with the school and
starts doing an investigation to realize
that like the school didn't have like
great rates when it came to like
exclusion and bullying or things like
that it was that um the head mistress
was sweeping it all all under the rug
and so it was yeah like he realized that
the school like gets her
fired the whole thing thing um and gets
that victory of getting to Advocate and
protect his students and for like that
affirm his identity as a person who
cares and is willing to step up for
people and be there for them yeah yeah I
think you've honed in on the identity
piece more than I did when I was reading
it but I but I do see what you mean yeah
um yeah well I'm just thinking for
myself it's important to me that like I
advocate and support the people that I
work with
and so if somebody were to come to me 10
years later someone to tell you that you
[ __ ] it right like I told you that
this awful thing was going on and you
did nothing I would be like H like o
that's like destroyed how I view myself
and how I interact with the world 1,000
person yeah um no I I totally see that I
think it like I think reading it felt
more like a side plot thing in the
moment to me than it felt like the main
thing but even at that I'm I'm right
there with you that's all ultimately the
end of the book the epilogue is that
they all get married on her 30th
birthday okay which was like her goal
was to be married by 30 right and so
it's sweet cuz they like bring up her
10e plan so she can like check it off on
the list and then they have her start
working on her uh Next plan for her 30s
so I have a question yeah about
that what are your thoughts on a wedding
on a holiday or a birthday or something
like
that
um I mean I think like Christmas would
be a weird one I have some friends who
have gotten married on like New Year's
Eve MH and that one doesn't bother me
and that one I'm like yeah you just have
a more excuse to celebrate every year
right right what are your thoughts well
I was just thinking about it because my
wedding
sometimes falls on Mother's day but that
wasn't on purpose yeah um when we got
the year we got married it was not
Mother's Day and so sometimes be weirder
if it was yeah um so sometimes it's
like but I think getting married on your
birthday might be a little weird like
not bad or wrong but like I would want a
separate
day for you yes I see why why you would
want a separate day I think for her with
all that her birthday symbolized and
like
really achieving her goals and entering
the next era I think it was more
symbolic right
um I it wouldn't bother me to have my
birthday and anniversary on on the same
day I mean celebrate my birthday I
celebrate my anniversary more than I
celebrate my wedding
anniversary well because my husband's
birthday is March my birthday is July
and then our anniversary is October and
then there's just kind of the general
holidays right so it kind of gives us
like nice little points to celebrate um
but I'd say if we're taking a trip we're
normally doing more of a trip for like
his birthday or our anniversary as far
as like an actual us trip right cuz
being a July birthday being so close to
Fourth of July
yeah yeah I it doesn't the thought of it
doesn't bother me to like have them on
the the same date but I do enjoy not
having them on the same date right yeah
so what are your thoughts on that book
as a whole I mean it sounds really fun
and it also sounds like a a weirdly like
um plausible contemporary reverse Harum
if that makes sense yes because a lot of
times in these reverse harms like like
Dena vipers or some of these
others where there's no paranormal
situation it's like that would never
happen like that would never happen and
it's again or like the logistics where
it's like she's she's the mafia princess
from the Rival family and we're like the
three like Sons on this side and like
like they're like Romeo and Juliet yeah
so this one was really I'm like oh this
just feels like a comfort romcom that
happens to be a wide shoes yes yeah it
didn't feel reverse hermy yeah which is
a weird thing to read and be like
there's so many
dicks well it's just like the lack of
angst for me yes which is nice that's a
great way to word it the lack of angst
yeah cuz there's like enough drama where
you're invested but not so much that
it's like GH That's Heavy yeah or
ridiculous yeah it was all plausible it
was all light enough you were rooting
for everyone the whole time um I
thoroughly enjoyed it yeah what is our
rating
system
um right I don't laerie sets I don't
know I don't know I was thinking like
recording mics for podcast I don't know
benw balls Ben W yep
done how how many did you ever watch
Archer the show Archer no I never did
it's always been on my list I've just
never made it there well it's fantastic
and in multiple episodes there is a
character named Ben Wa and anytime
somebody says Ben Wa Archer just goes
balls like at the end every time so now
every Ben balls benwa balls that's all I
think about is Archer um yeah
my my parents were selling a house and
they were um had some furniture that
they no longer needed so they were like
sending us pictures and I was like yep
I'll take that table no I don't want
that and my mom sent me a lamp and I was
like Mom is it the the sex lamp the one
that looks like anal beads yes the whole
thing and I that my parents were like
you and Vance have your minds in the
gutter I'm like you were the ones who
displayed this lamp in your home you
purchased it on purpose I'm the perv for
just acknowledging what we all saw as
the truth okay well so also we were once
playing um like that Fishbowl game and
um it was the where it was um it wasn't
charades it was more of what's what is
the game where you describe the thing
and people have to guess the thing uh is
it categories no categories is the list
one it's the most obvious thing in the
world that you and I are going to make
fun of ourselves for because this is
like loow hanging fruit that we can't
get you the moral of the story is that
the word my dad Drew was
fluffer and Vance and I I start laughing
my dad's like what like what's a fluffer
and then what we like told him what a
fluffer was why did that why was that
included in the
game yeah right after Ruth Bader
Ginsburg was an option I was like we're
just really covering our bases here you
got [ __ ] fluffers and
RBG yeah what a wide
variety but no my dad was like that's it
y'all are going to hell and I was like
for knowing what a fluffer is for
keeping myself educated and informed
rude um
are we Arin wall balls
are I mean I don't know what else we
would use um we could do lingerie sets
yeah so lingerie sets and that gives us
we can just do a half a set right so
that gives us to a bra or panties yeah
is there a garter belt right are there
stockings so many pieces for our decimal
point system um okay if let's say you
know what let's go big let's go 50
lingerie sets is the total number that's
not my rating okay I would rate
it
40 okay 40 lingerie sets Okay
um and a
bra okay so we're we're in solid B minus
territory with that yeah honestly I
would rate it like a solid I will I will
come back to this one hands down I know
like I will reread this one in the
future it's just like that like
Comfort kind of of book so I would rate
it yeah I would rate it probably a solid
B maybe not like B minus but like
actually solid so that would be like a
42 okay 42 sets no extra bras stop
asking you can't have
them it's too many all right 42 out of
50 lingerie sets yes and let us know
your thoughts would you add or subtract
a bra potentially um garter belt oh yeah
sure
corset so many options so many um now
I'm just thinking about like all of kind
of like the joke stuff that you can get
at like sex shops or romance edible
stuff or yeah you're like edible lube or
like Flav not flavor Lube or edible
Underpants like things like that is what
I was thinking of
um we don't need to bring those into
this we can just bougie lingerie
sets um yeah we are giving it a solid B
maybe an A minus okay okay well let's
that feels I just never give anything
that high of a but now but at this point
I'm like what book would reach that
level cuz like the bar is set so high
with every single book I'm like the the
best I can do is four out of five you
know what I mean right that's a good
point but now I'm like what what book
could possibly get a five out of five we
may need to consider what is what is a
five out of five yeah very very fair um
I wouldn't say this one is quite there
for me within but I'd say it's a it's a
very solid read I would I personally
thoroughly enjoyed it um let us know
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