EP 44: Elements of Mischief by C. M. Stunich and Tate James (feat. Weston Slaton)
well hello All You Beautiful
[Music]
People you know what time it
is ladies and gents Guys and Dolls and
everyone in
between gather around get you something
real nice to sip on and comfy to slip
on cuz it's time for smut Club here's
your hosts Chelsey and
[Applause]
Hannah this one was her
piece my God I hope that's the
intro hey everybody and welcome to Smart
club I'm Hannah and I'm Chelsea and we
have a very special guest host
today Weston hi I'm glad to be here also
I just was going to say your full name
and then was like does he want me to say
his last name and then I was like my
husband has been calling him Dr Slaton
for years and then I was like is that
how we actually pronounce your last name
or is it Slayton it is Slayton okay Dr
Slaton was born out of Lord knows what
and here we are okay yeah I think it was
either Vance or Jordan I couldn't
remember okay uh but it was like oh my
my husband is pointing at himself
emphatically taking all of the credit
for this nickname yeah I don't know
where the doctor came from but I'll take
it I think you're ego for this should be
Slaton cuz it's on point yeah Dr Slaton
Dr slone sounds like a love
doctor do you want to do like a writeen
segment for people can submit their
questions and we
have if anybody is listening to this and
writes in I will
answer you might not want that answer
but I will
answer that's all the people want really
um also for a little bit of like some
fun extra trivia for people at home
Weston was one of the two groomsmen in
my wedding it's true it is one of the
highest Honors that I hold to this day
oh well I had two bridesmaids my sister
and my best friend of like 25 years and
then my husband had his two best friends
and then my cousin who's also one of my
best friends officiated so like when we
like kept it tight in like a really
small like intimate group cuz we our
whole thing was we were like we want
people in our wedding party that we know
we will still be in relationships with
years from now absolutely and so we I
was like I don't need a 10 to 20 person
wedding party that sounds tiring and no
offense if that's like if that's your
energy or your thing but yeah I didn't
have anybody did you party yeah okay
yeah nice not into it yeah not into a
loping no not into the full wedding
situation like we I didn't even we had
it planned because they wouldn't do like
marriages at the courthouse anymore in
our County cuzz they were like well then
we would have to marry the gays if they
wanted to and I wanted to be like listen
there are no queer folks in samex
relationships up here like they're queer
folks but none of them are out and none
of them are in yeah like this isn't
going to be the free-for-all at the
courthouse you think it is oh that's
100% what they were expecting um just
lining them up so a friend of ours was
already ordained so she was just going
to sign the paperwork and then my
husband got all soft about it and was
like well I really want my grandma to be
there then it was a give AA muffin
situation and he's like well if my
grandma's there then my other Grandma
and Grandpa have to be there and if
they're there then my parents have to be
there and I was like for [Â __Â ] sake
fine so we had immediate family only oh
okay yeah just my parents and my my
younger sister damn it Matt I'm so
annoyed I'm Marrying an emotionally
sensitive man who cares about his family
I know this is very inconvenient in [Â __Â ]
but I was like listen I will concede but
we're not having dinner with them after
I don't want to see see
them our friends came and like decorated
the um we got married on a dock outside
on the chattah hooi and I wasn't going
to do Jack all I was just going to show
up and be married and a couple of our
friends were like no no no no no like
we're going to decorate so they came and
I was like that's fine you guys can
decorate but you can't stay for the
ceremony damn Hannah
dang negotiation still friends to this
day saw one of them last weekend you
know what wa to hold that boundary love
that yeah how long how long have you
been married uh 6 and a half years okay
cool it feels like you were ahead of the
trend cuz like Co kind of like shot the
trend up of people eloping they're like
oh yeah sorry no like pandemic and stuff
we're just going to go get married
really quick when I like that now
they're like micro weddings micro
wedding is that a thing oh yeah I've
definit people like oh this is a micro
wedding I was like okay so what you're
saying is it's more than like a three
person
alotment but it's less than a full
wedding so I originated the trend as
you're telling like if you have family
only put res a micro a mic okay so all
that said yes we are here today to
review um I was going to say the beauty
of no to review oh it's beautiful in
some ways the journey it is a journey
the chaos elements of
Mischief by Tate James and CM stun
apparently we're on a kick since we just
did altered by fire yeah relatively
recently although this is a finished
series like altered by fire which I
don't think they'll ever finish cuz I
don't think anyone's reading it well wow
all right so this is something that has
like historically happened with um cm
stunich is that it's kind of this like
chicken egg situation where they're like
oh well I don't want to write more books
until there's more interest like there
will be Cliffhangers and people are
waiting for the next book but a lot of
us like if if I see it's an incomplete
series I don't I'm not going to read a
Trilogy if the first book is out I'm
going to wait until all three are out
mhm but she'll wait because she's like
oh I want to gauge interest and then
like write take the next one from there
so then she like oh well no one's
reading it so no one's interested like
no we're all [Â __Â ] waiting to read it
until all of them are there yeah please
finish the series more please yes so
alter by fire will never be finished oh
that's sad well maybe I say that as a
declaration I'm not the author it's not
sad for the record okay cool yeah it's
just not great I mean I'll go back I
want to listen to that I want to listen
to that now also I have to say as a
disclaimer M I have like this is the
first trashy romance novel smut that
I've ever read oh my God I'm so honor
for and and you jumped in to a reverse
herum normal reverse Chelsea we were
talking about this and Chelsea was like
do you want to like you want to be on on
the podcast I was like 100% I want to be
on the podcast uh she's like all right
cool let's let's start with this book 3
days later you text you're like hey I
know I talked about this one but you
want to go full in like let's go we were
going to do a Rebecca zenetti yeah you
Ted me about it because we we eased in K
with that yes and then you were like
actually oh no we're cliff diving let's
go we are we really are okay so we're
going to be so trash by the end of this
because we'll need all of the alcohol oh
my gosh going to be great so we start by
meeting Arizona Morgan smoke Arizona
Morgan smoke former
Barista um spoilers yeah she lets you
know this entire book she's like I'm a
barista I'm not a whatever also can I
just are we going to to talk about these
yeah I have six written down and then I
stopped because I got so tired of her
[Â __Â ] absolutely I'm a barista not an
neurologist I'm a barista not a poet I'm
a barista not a chemist I'm a barista
not Anastasia steel spoiler like who all
right I honestly missed that one forgot
that one out of world reference uh I'm a
barista not accountant accountant I'm a
barista not a
diplomat like so I aren't a lot of
barista's poets though I feel like
that's very on brand but then at the end
there's another moment near the end
where she's like I'm still a barista
still not a poet and I was like I hate
it yes girl you are unemployed and you
are unemployed because your grandmother
has passed away she has left you her
Victorian Mansion yes that is in a great
state of disarray yeah yes like it
completely like falling down and
shambles around her busted and so yes
and so like literally this book starts
with Arizona on the phone with a plumber
who's quoting her
177,000 to fix the plumbing and she's
like I don't have $177,000 and she's
like walking to the Antique store down
the road to pee because there's like the
plumm is that [Â __Â ] the plum is so
[Â __Â ] that for being in a mansion
there's not one working toilet in the
I considered that I was like hold on
like I like why did she to the basement
bathroom girl there have to be other
ones yeah how long was Graham holding
it why do you think she died hey we have
the pre all right cool the prequel right
the
prequel the people want the prequel a
four page book about how she just held
it until she
died the UTI that ended me
an
autobiography A
[Laughter]
Memoir I want this book so bad now okay
honestly Weston you could write it you
could write some fanfiction I'll go take
20 minutes I'll write it right now
fiction about the
grandma okay so Arizona is on the phone
with the plumber he's like it's going to
be 17 grand to fix your plumbing she's
like I don't have 17 grand and he's like
well lucky for you my son is also
starting a plumbing business and needs
some work so I'll have him contact you
and she's like oh oh okay I guess that's
what we're doing so she just gets
trashed like chugs a bunch of wine falls
asleep on her couch and then wakes up to
a knock on her door where there's a
stupid hot plumber standing there yep
Shane I forgot it was Shane it was
either Shane or reg I couldn't remember
it was Shane also known as SK which I
was one like what's the point of that
cuz she never calls him sker really like
twice maybe no I actually was just I was
like did they really yeah was sker use
that often for as much as they like I
feel like
his boyfriends cuz they aren't
Brothers I don't know we'll get there
there's so much in this book or whatever
right yeah so Shane is at the door and
he's like hey I'm the plumber me and my
crew are here will take a look he's like
shamelessly flirting with her and she's
in a t-shirt and underwear cuz she
passed out that way yeah yeah cuz that's
about where she's at in life not saying
I haven't passed out in a t-shirt and
underwear drinking but
like I would maybe not answer the door
without the pants yeah and she seems
like she's so proud of this like the way
she is talking I swear to God I wanted I
wanted to backtrack and just reread the
first 20% of this book with a GL not a
glass a bottle of wine and drink every
time she says the word wine but instead
of being on this podcast I would be at
my own funeral because Jesus you would
be in the hospital at minimum oh my God
yeah yeah Al poising for sure she's
stuck on how much she likes to drink and
party and stuff yeah she's very fa like
if that's what you want to do that's
fine but like it's it's her whole
identity that and being a former
Barista we we'll get she endlessly
remind you
of at least six times at least six times
you've heard him Weston stop counting
after that so we can't be sure I out I I
was just like I'm done IED he wasn't
even drinking the
wine um Shane goes
to work on the plumbing situation in the
basement and Arizona's like maybe I
should like be like
a kind hospitable person so she's like I
know I'll make lemonade and bring it
down to the plumbing crew and see how
they're doing and when she gets down to
the basement bathroom the door's open
and there's dragons correct plumber
dragons plumber Dragons Dragon plumbers
Dragon plumbers she finds that she sees
dragons what is their identity are they
plumbers or are they dragons are they
Elementals are they they're not nymphs
they're Elementals they will point out
but they used to be called nymphs oh
sorry guys we're we're getting ahead of
ourselves we are getting ahead of
ourselves this is such a chaotic one I
apologize guys I'm throwing I'm throwing
some chaos in here won's just excited to
be here and we're excited that he's here
and this is fun as a whole all right
here we go so the drag not the dragons
pass out she sees the dragons she passes
out she comes too on the couch I my
notes literally say three smoke shows
over it's three shirtless dudes yeah
three shirtless hot dudes that she's
like wait what what are you you you were
a dragon they're like we aren't dragons
we're nymphs but we aren't called nymphs
anymore we're called
Elementals
now which is like okay which didn't
Disney just release a movie about the El
Pixar yeah they did which makes this
such a bummer
nail really took the Innocence out of it
a coworker of mine was telling me she
just watched it what is it called
Elemental I think literally called
Elemental and she was like so turns out
it's super racist and I was like what
and she's black and her boyfriend is
white and they were watching it together
and apparently there's some scene where
it's like a fire element and a water
element fall in love but there's like
segregation like they're kept
separately and so it's like a big deal
and so the fire element goes to meet the
water element's family and the mom is
like I'm surprised you're so well
spoken and my cooworker was like when I
tell you that my very white boyfriend
paused it and was like I'm
uncomfortable uh-oh oh my God I was like
oh no oh and she was like I was excited
about watching it now I'm that yeah that
feels weird to get past the Disney
filter yeah she was like so personally
wouldn't recommend I was like noted okay
okay oh damn fair enough right I haven't
watched it for the record I this podcast
is not sponsored by the Disney
movie it'd be cooler if it were a but we
would probably no longer be sponsored by
them if we were to this point right be a
weird balance yeah so the three guys
standing above her we've got rege he is
a water dragon a water element we've got
George he is the Earth element and we've
got Shane he is the air
wind element He is the wind beneath her
wings uhuh so bad I apologize that was
not great anyway we're moving perfect it
was very on brand well
so
[Applause]
yes just we'll be sure to post Weston's
dating
profile in the show notes I'm just going
to post my Tinder stats and people are
going to be like oh okay never mind it
track though Stacks have you not seen
this no I've I've been married to your
best friend for a long time now Fair
we've both been off the dating apps for
a minute oh they give you data so you
can track your own analytics of failure
oh the Tinder subreddit is such a
journey it's like hey this is how many
times you swiped left right this is how
many times you met up with somebody this
is how many times you had casual sex
this is how many relationships you've
been in and this is how many times
you've been married and it is
hysterical the numbers of both I mean
I'm assuming men and women I just I'd
see the numbers I don't know what it is
so good if anybody wants to go to the
Tinder subreddit set aside
but also like there's that tweet that
was like you know today I learned that
um the average person sleeps with five
people in their life and today I also
learned that a [Â __Â ] yeah like I have a
feeling if I got on that I'd be like oh
no oh well so that what was funny to me
was um there was a season of Love Island
where they were all having to like it
was a trivia game and they had to guess
like how many people does the how many
partners does the average person have
and there's like a cutaway interview
where the person's like so I'm realizing
all of us here might be a bit on the
[Â __Â ]
side cuz they're all like yeah like like
50 sounds good my God and I think the
average was actually like in like the
teens somewhere yeah yeah for like I'm
like no no no not just a bunch of like
stupid hot people who do nothing but
club and [Â __Â ] right this is including a
average
people who like wear a normal pant size
who love books and are in bed by eight
like yes correct I'm like we too like to
[Â __Â ] okay so all of the all three guys
rej Shane and George are like hey so
sorry um but now that you have seen us
in our or well George and R are like now
that you've seen us in our like
Supernatural form um you have to marry
us to stay safe because we've exposed
you you're now considered a shimmer and
she's like I have to marry all of you
they're like well technically you just
have to marry the two of us because you
haven't seen Shane so then Shane's like
hey can I talk to you takes Ari in the
other room gets completely naked shifts
forms and then he's like well now you
have to marry me too but the other guys
are like your clothes stay on you when
you shift bro why did you drop your p
and I think that's where we get our
first like
Plumbing in uendo she's like look at
that 8 inch pipe or whatever I first oh
oh West he said I got the receipts uh I
mean there were so many in the first oh
my God again I will say I blacked out I
just stopped highlighting after the
first like 15 pages but it the first one
that I saw was why don't you show me
where we should get started sugar and
we'll get all your pipes cleaned out yep
he page six page six and probably one a
page if not two a page easily for the
rest of the book 100% yeah
1,000% um yes so then also her best
friend Brit shows up yeah apparently
Brit was already on her way from Oregon
yes where she used to be a barista yeah
that is where Ari used to be a barista
was in Oregon what a detail yeah I mean
I heard there's a lot of Baristas there
so she's playing the she's playing the
stats right thought that was SE
I think it's just the Pacific Portland
Seattle everybody he says we're from the
southeast therefore it's negligible it's
all the same there's just a 500 mile
circle up there that we're like whatever
you guys do you there Baristas and weird
donuts and LSD that's where Baristas
originate I'm my sound was cuz I got
excited about weird Donuts that does
does sound sound kind of great right but
also sure maybe the LSD I real I made
this sound after and just needed to
explain also then Shane's like sorry
there is a fourth one of us he's not
here right now he had to teach a karate
class which is never mentioned again
never mentioned again it's never brought
up again what the [Â __Â ] is he doing that
Billy is apparently he's teaching karate
all right oh I just hit my own glasses
oh no again again also his reference was
or AR's reference sweet sweet Arizona
was uh he dropped his pants and had a
seriously impressive plunger there it is
yeah that's worst you got to untick that
toilet unclog it
no why are you guys judging me I didn't
write the book I'm not judging juding
you yeah I judg we almost harmonized on
that it was kind of cool did it was just
more like oh toilet that paints a
picture
but a picture that was not needed
correct well also okay so Brit gets
there the three other the three guys
leave Ari is g to hang out with Brit
there's a knock on her back door she
opens it there's a random guy standing
there it's Billy the fourth one and he's
like well feels like a weird way to
weird way to meet my mate but okay and
then he too shifts just shifts mhm have
we introduced Brit yet to we minim well
go for it yeah she's the best friend
yeah of Ari who's like she's like I
basically like [Â __Â ] hate her but
she's my r or die like I love this girl
she seemed like a shitty person but
you're like we we're this far into our
friendship that she's like at this point
I've invested so much time like I'm just
in it now but it's also like low key she
she does hate her like yeah it just
doesn't give a good feeling cuz Brit
she's like I don't mean to [Â __Â ] shame
but she's a [Â __Â ] like B basically the
whole book the whole book she's [Â __Â ]
on her best friend a fan of like no like
if you're not going to [Â __Â ] shame then
don't [Â __Â ] shame like let her be right
and that felt like such her thing
throughout the book was like she even
said verbatim I don't want to be
anti-woman and then immediately was
anti-woman like in the same sentence but
anyway I'm not going to lie I didn't
really like Arizona no the whole time
I'm like I'd agree there were parts that
I
appreciated simply because she was
different than most of the other main
characters that we get where they're
like I'm so ugly but for some reason the
super attractive guys into me or like I
you know I'm not much to look at I'm so
grumpy and she I'm a little curvy I'm
not what men want I'm blonde and curvy
and with long legs and men aren't into
that like she wasn't like that she was
very confident in herself and like
comfortable with herself but at the same
time her view of other people was just
kind of weird and like uncomfortable
specifically Brit and then the way she
treated the guys wasn't great
either yeah that's fair what don't we
meet her mom later it does make a little
more sense her mom is kind of a horrible
person so her and Brit decide to go
clubbing they're vibing they're doing
shots they're having a great time
suddenly Arizona feels like gun pressed
into like her side and she's being like
pushed out into the alley and they're
like who exposed you to the supernatural
she's like I don't really know what
you're talking about then like they're
like we're going to kill you you can't
be out here unmarked who exposed you and
she's like I don't know some plumers
what are you talking about they're like
we need specific answers and she's like
I like trying her best doesn't really
have any and then right is they're about
to shoot her a
werewolf not a wolf no as soon as I saw
the word I was like [Â __Â ] a
werewolf W
wolf we did it
nail it that's how I'm going to say it
is this a running gag yeah 100% yeah
it's a difficult word for me to
pronounce always has been you nailed it
thank you it does take that much time to
say it every time so we just avoid it
there was a whole book about werewolfs
there was a whole book
about there were several characters
named wolf and oh my God we consider
know this about no I knew this I just
didn't realize that I mean I love the
running bit it's fantastic we considered
having like a hand signal so that she
could give me so that I could say wolf
for her but then we decided that would
be weird so when you have a bunch of
characters you got a character named
wolf you got a bunch of werewolfs what
are you going to do it just takes too
much time to make this face true I'll
tell you what you're going to do we're
going to get shirts
made werewolf no with the actual word
wolf so you can just point at it
oh I like it with it like w LF with the
L crossed out and O up top question not
question statement OB nobody steal this
it is a podcast so if I point at it oh
just for you to say it like I'll just no
just for you to point at like when you
say woof if I point at it it's silent
and it's a podcast so that doesn't work
you still say woof you still say w say w
i just point it the right word well
people will just understand and they'll
fill it in with their own thing and for
the record my husband did text me right
before we started recording this episode
to tell me we needed to trademark smut
[Â __Â ] so maybe we'll just tradar wolf at
the same time yeah well we talked about
also doing smut puppies we did smut
puppies or smut
[Â __Â ] I mean that feels like a different
those like different levels of patreon
that's what I said oh damn yeah to this
amount you can be a [Â __Â ] puppy but for
this amount you can be a smut [Â __Â ] smut
puppy [Â __Â ] puppy what did I say I don't
know it doesn't matter we're just
spitballing all works great okay anyway
back to the book right as um AR Ari
Arizona is about to be shot a werewolf
flies out of nowhere attacks the
Supernatural who is going to kill her
and she's like oh that is that werewolf
is wearing a pink party dress the same
dress Brit was
wearing oh my God yes realizes
her bestie since
college is a werewolf and is
Supernatural and she never knew oh my
stars yes um and then it's pretty much
explained to her that like until she's
marked people are going to try to keep
killing her because she's a shimmer
which is what it's called when you have
been exposed to the supernatural world
but you have not been right and because
the plumbers exposed her they are
responsible for her yes whoever exposes
you is supposed to be the one to make
you um so the next
morning Ari is very hungover walks out
of her bedroom goes to go to the
bathroom realizes like she can't oh the
bathroom is actually working re just
standing outside of it follows her into
the bathroom the shower is running she's
like look at this the water is working
the floor is not covered in mud water
which I'm like once again are all of
your I just I have questions about how
many of your how many toilets are there
in this house right was the tree growing
into the septic and so that's it's the
whole house or was it is the house on
septic well that's what I don't know
that that really what answer was it in
the is it on City water and it was on
the sewer line these questions remain
based on the knowledge that you have
gained from this book best guess how
many bathrooms does this place have go
one five all right it's a mansion it is
a mansion but based on yeah like no
Chelsea I said based on the book you no
you're correct I like five was the
number that popped into my head as well
but it could be 17 it could be one only
on referred to so there's no like I went
into the half bath or like I went into
the downstairs bath or I went there's
it's just the one no in fact there's
even like a went into the bathroom that
started this all it said at one point
and I was like but it's in the basement
right like what yeah you're working
backwards girl but anyway George follows
her into the bathroom he get re um so
you're right I got the wrong hus
it matters it matters rej follows her
into the bathroom and she's like you
won't be unclogging my drain and he's
like I reserve the right for you to
change your
mind what a confident response I'm going
to use that one no I'm not that's that
no I'm not going to use that one but
you're right it's a it's such a
confident
move Weston I can't wait for the phone
call when you're like Chelsea I
accidentally used that line
flawlessly he's going to be like you
will never believe it worked so this is
like when I used to work crisis oh no
every time you start a story with so
when I used to work crisis I know to
like Buckle the [Â __Â ] in go no you don't
have to Buckle in essentially we used to
play what would Tupac do
Wednesday and the goal would be to fit
Tupac lyrics into our crisis assessments
subtly and the funniest part is the very
first time I did it didn't even it was
like I like said half a sentence and
then went oh my God if I finish it I've
successfully done this and then it like
started a whole thing with with our team
so I was talking to someone where I was
like that's just the way it is things
will never be the same like and I like
oh my God I did it but then we started
trying to like cat cuz we'd ask like are
you suicidal are you homicidal all those
questions right so I uh someone I asked
a kid one time I was like so are you are
you homicidal like they're like no but
like don't piss me off you know and I
went so what I hear you saying is I
ain't a killer but don't push
me how did he respond are you he was
like he responded in the affirmative he
was like yeah that is what I'm saying I
was like I know yeah um so for the
record when we document that Patient
responded in the affirmative will
continue to
monitor redirection attempted
redirection
unsuccessful client report in a decrease
in appetite as no Ed by his friend
offering him a piece of pizza which he
declined was one of my favorite I was
like as long as it's a direct quote you
can put anything in a medical sh counts
yeah one of my favorite things is to see
how many curse words I can put into an
official medical record because of
quotes yeah speaking of which I've used
the phrase that is very often used at
the end towards the end of this book and
notes before [Â __Â ] muffin oh well don't
ruin the fun I would never we'll get to
the [Â __Â ]
muffins if I had a dollar what are we
doing if I had a dollar I'd have no no I
would be broke yeah yeah um okay so regj
follows her into the bathroom yes not
George they get handsy she says they're
not going to play hide the plunger and
then they play hi the P yeah he starts
going down on her Shane is apparently in
the shower and Arizona didn't even
realize that the bathroom was occupied
she the shower is running and W look at
the steam oh wow someone's in there and
you're like did you just think they were
running water you're like what so then
Shane comes
over joins them in some light fondling
while re makes her orgasm and then
double penetration yeah straight DP
front and
back which she'd apparently never had
anal before
right didn't you say that no so she said
that and re was like [Â __Â ] please and
she was like yeah you're right okay do
you not remember that that was in there
100% no I don't remember that I remember
her talking about like that she wasn't
as experienced as the guys thought she
was and then they were like okay and she
was like yeah
okay what are some experienced
Elementals look at the kids and
experience Arizona also wor she's like
I'm not going to mate with you guys I
just am a little horny right now so
don't we're not mating like this like
don't do anything like oh no like we can
just [Â __Â ] it's fine don't even worry
about it she's like wears protection and
they're like we can't get you pregnant
without a spell so like we don't need
protection and she's like okay she
really needs to ask more questions this
whole time right like wouldn't you want
to know if there's Elemental
gonorrhea I would have
questions yeah and it goes back to to
the self-confidence thing you were
talking about it's like I'm
self-confident I'm the I I'm a badass
[Â __Â ] but one dude is like dud two dudes
Sorry Seven dudes 18 I don't know how
many I've lost track but it's just like
yeah they're like no we're good like you
can't get this and she's she's uh
showing a very healthy level of distrust
but is still like no I'm horny I'm going
to this but not enough she like oh you
said one sentence cool I'm going to
trust you get it feels like she'll like
start to question it and then just
realize she doesn't care enough to
question it further it almost feels like
and this is like therapist Hannah
happening I think where she like doesn't
have any purpose in life she's she
doesn't have a job her house is falling
apart she doesn't have any money and
she's like I have no purpose and frankly
I don't give a [Â __Â ] so it's like a
certain level of like resigned apathy
with how she engages with the world so
she's just highrisk Behavior after
highrisk Behavior because she doesn't
care
like highrisk Behavior you're welcome
you're not wrong I'm just like oh what
beautiful clinical language you're
welcome but then the high-risk Behavior
happens and she's like consequences of
my own actions like yeah
babe I once looked my client dead in the
eye and said you're an active
participant in your current unhappiness
this is on you
yo you
give it's a pretty short one it's kind
of like [Â __Â ] world it's just that
it's just that it's just that one line
you are an active participant in your
current unhappiness H right uh I just
imagine you as a beat
poet on this moment five minutes of
silence you say that line blackout the
world has changed well it would start
with hard eye cont
hard eye contact just make with random
white dude in the audience like no
pretense just one random so all I can
think of is the um judgment house at
like Halloween that the churches do with
the Jesus where like you like you go to
hell like you follow the story of the
people you go to hell you get scared you
go to heaven they show you how beautiful
it can be then they're like anyone want
to pray the Lord's Prayer you too can
have this and you're like I'm too scared
to do anything else so sure in fact I
prayed The Lord's Prayer every year just
to ensure I was still covered you know
what I mean like
insurance insurance it's my annual
check-in it's my premium for the
year got to pay that tax bro but in my
head all I could think of was the guy
who played Jesus because everyone's so
like emotional at that point you go to
hell then you go into the room they like
put like a little like white cloth on
like every like over every shoulders
then you go into the next room and
that's where Jesus is and Jesus goes
down the line person by person hands on
your shoulder and is like I'm so glad
you're here I've really been waiting for
you and it's like that level of like eye
contact right it's too much intimacy and
he always ate too much gum or like too
many breath mens cuz he knew he was
going to be that close to people's face
you're like I didn't know Jesus was into
winter green right it like clears the
sinuses I kind of pictured Jesus being
more of a spearmint guy but yeah I was
like oh damn you peppermint this year
you're a spicy Jesus honestly that is
such a [Â __Â ] good take that is exactly
the amount of eye contact that's so good
like I've been waiting for you on to the
next person I'm so glad you're here the
best part is there was a guy in our
group Jesus just put his hands on his
shoulders nodded and went to the next
person they were dating no oh no they
were not I hope that was true I just
that's the paint That's the picture I
painted in my head and I really wanted
to be accurate I'm I'm going to go with
that one considering I knew Jesus was
like a dude who was we were in like
middle school high school the dude who
played Jesus was like in his 30s and
married with Children and but I also
knew him yeah so actually I hope not
yeah no I is the random guy named Kyle
in our Middle School youth [Â __Â ]
Kyle [Â __Â ] Kyle every time really is
um yeah oh so what was it so we were we
finished with DP that's where we were at
we haven't even made it past the DP we
haven't made it past the DP oh my God
Have I Told
okay I don't what I'm curious about is
that we we yeah we're we're at the DP
and Hannah goes that reminds me of oh my
God I'm like what are you what story you
about to tell that was triggered by the
thought of DP so like two Christmases
ago it just got better go on come with
me go on this
journey um my parents we were at
Christmas dinner right and they my
mother at some Bank somebody told my
parents that they were like
um outrageously adorable or something
like that and so they like adopted that
as like their thing or precious or
something I don't remember but um they
so they started referring to themselves
as like op like outrageously precious or
something and Matt and I went to see
them and we had just gotten these new
tattoos like couple tattoos whatever
that are you know Tim Burton inspired
I'm wearing my my Timber and sweatshirt
right now um and my dad
said you guys are deviously precious and
my mom goes
DP
at the Christmas [Â __Â ] dinner table
with my two ants who were in their 70s
oh my God the story is
incredible how many people did you have
in that room to make like eye contact
with be like you heard it right
literally just my husband nobody else
was there that is the
best so they just continued to say my
dad was like yep these two are DP op and
DP here yeah and I was like Dad please
stop I was like Dad please stop and then
eventually my mom goes honey I think DP
means something that we don't know that
it means and he went oh yeah just like
shading it like nailed it that's the day
I was on the phone with my dad and my
dad was like hey Chelsea I was on Urban
Dictionary no go on he goes take my
advice don't look up glazed
anything and I was like you know Dad I
could have told you that without without
you ever giving that warning hot take
appreciate it yeah how did you get there
like I have more questions than answers
but quite frankly I don't want the
answers we're going to let that one be
right okay so they had just you know
some light DP to start the morning off
right light DP
okay and they were very casual about it
I meant casual I meant light more in a
casual way not
penetration way just the tip of the DP
does it count if it's just the tip for
DP we're getting that's a philosophical
question count thank you that's true
let's go out to Utah we'll talk about
the Provo float we'll do some yeah we'll
do some research it's they were not
soaking they were this was a little bit
more than soaking yeah it was we were
active
participants no one was under the bed
shaking it oh my God I was dying
laughing I am sorry no it's so good
because oh God I did a deep dive on this
whole thing and it's just it's the best
it's such a broken world oh it's wild oh
it's so fantastic be like really this is
how you're getting around this God we're
a weird species anyway well no so I was
dying laughing I was recently watching
an episode of The Challenge and it was
one of the trivia episodes and he the
question was name a school in the SEC
okay which I feel like we can name a lot
of schools in the SEC right and homeo
goes BYU and I'm like I don't think
prick I don't think prick is in the like
even the host starts
laughing like oh honey she tried she
really tried I'm like I don't you can't
even explain to her why that's funny
you're legitimately guessing BYU for
what school is in the SEC you're
responsible for your own research
aftering of this
this for so many reasons like I can't
even take the time to explain it Jesus
wept so
anyway so over coffee in the morning
which also they like hand Arizona coffee
then like pour a bunch of whiskey like
and she puke several times and they keep
being like wow we need to get more food
in you was that only liquor and like I'm
like you're you have with her because
that's what you're giving her like like
wine and pizza is the only thing this
girl has consumed this entire book as a
substance abuse therapist please don't
cut her off all at once because she'll
die like she needs to be weaned at this
juncture yeah yeah at least give her
some f barit oh she will go into
withdrawal at yeah that's what I'm
saying like she'll go into withdraw
1,000% big yikes
yeah um so over morning C
they're now explaining to Arizona she is
now a spirit Elemental which I really
don't get what the spirit Elemental so
the spirit just like can use the power
of the other ones or do they have their
own anything unique to them so they have
like it comes later in the book that she
has power over like souls and spirits of
other people right but she also has the
power of all of the other Elementals yes
she can like you know now that you're
saying it I understand that every time
controls a spirit in the future it is
related to her spirit
elements happy to help nailed it I think
I thought it was more specific to her
and less of other on other people but
that makes yeah that does make complete
sense but she also looks down and her
body is like
invisible and purple yeah yeah purple
very
specific nice they do love that word
they use it a lot several times my hair
is purple and I personally love the
color purple it's my husband's favorite
color never used the word oberan
casually in conversation I don't know if
I've if I've ever used
it either casually or not casually I
just don't know if casually or formally
frankly yeah yeah no there's never been
a setting that I'm like ooh this isn't a
professional enough setting to use the
word OB what a lovely shade of oberan no
I've never done that yeah no no this is
also a shout out to folks across the
pond isn't obene what people in the
British aisles and otherwise call
eggplant correct what yes that is
correct that is correct cool I thought I
was going to look like an idiot but
thank you for affirming you're welcome
yeah I know that because I watch The
Great British baking show not because
I'm educated
yeah I mean I am Tech shout out Paul
Hollywood I am technically educated but
it had nothing to do with over ucation
doesn't matter it
doesn't are we going to give the authors
enough credit it's like obene eggplant
dick Emoji are they like they getting
that
deep considering some of the other books
we've read by these Au I'm giving them
the benefit of the doubt here yeah great
love it okay so her body is purple she
freaks out she passes out yet again when
she comes to we learn that apparently
not using a
condom did have consequences yeah turned
her into a spirit Elemental yeah she
should have asked more questions it
turned her into a spirit Elemental but
like didn't like complete the like like
she's not made it yeah she's not marked
it feels like there was a lot of layers
like okay like you're you're not marked
but you are in fact a spirit Elemental
now but you're not like I'm like it felt
like but you're not mated it felt like
sex without a condom like awoke her
spirit elemental powers yes it didn't
make her spirit Elemental it just like
woke it up but not all the way because
she wasn't marked and she can't control
it at this point well and then what they
tell her is that she'll have to [Â __Â ] the
other two to get control of her powers
yes and she's just not into it she's
like I'm sorry so you [Â __Â ] are all
just trying to get laid and I am not
into that so I'm going to go yep she
takes off again yep has the forethought
to turn around grab her bestie so she's
not alone we and Brit yep takes off in
her car but then her car which is a
hearse by the way you know touche oh
yeah not relevant necessarily but
something that I was
like a lot of this book felt like it was
like look at me I'm Different like and
that was one of them like like that was
one of the things where it was like look
at me I'm Different like and as a person
with purple hair I feel like if I say
that that's like a different no it felt
like she was trying like they were
trying to land her at like manic pixie
dream girl in a way right but like she
was always kind of annoying and never
got there also my dog is dreaming and
twitching in his sleep and I just look
down and His Eye is partially open oh in
the can I close that there you go
yeah that a boy be yeah there you go
that was the first moment when they were
getting into the hearse where I realized
it's like oh you're trying to be
self-aware but you're not because it's
like put the pedal to the metal and the
engine and the whole hearse coughed and
sputtered like the bodies that he used
to transport open parenthesis I'm morbid
as [Â __Â ] I get it close parenthesis and
was like no you're not allowed to say
that this this deep into the book like
I'm sorry right yeah no you can't be
like I'm morbid as
[Â __Â ] no but also it's like no you're not
like right she's not a hearse is a
vehicle you added an extra row of seats
which we learn later but it's like okay
no it's not even a hearse anymore it's a
van a station wagon at best like
what way to cut a man at the knees I'm
here to hum you think that's a hearse
get your head out of your ass Arizona
literally here to Humble a man thank you
you're to Humble man um yeah so but
apparently to ground herself with her
power she'll have to [Â __Â ] all of them so
then she's like I'm over this I'm going
to take off with Brit in my hearse but
when she takes off in the hearse the car
gets stopped by like a giant
Supernatural man with wings who's once
again there to kill her nude and they
keep telling her you until you are our
mate people will try to kill you and she
see like what I can't handle this and
like tries to run away and then she
people try to kill her then she's like
why are people trying to kill me I'm
like you are an active participant in
your current
unhappiness as I often say to my clients
and patients you are free to choose you
are not free from the consequences of
your
choice yes oh that's a followup to the
Ted talk thank you part two share the
stage right God that's
great actually Weston plot twist we're
not here to review a book this is an
intervention [Â __Â ] time you're like
I've been asking for an intervention for
years
finally I met you about a year or about
a year ago about an hour ago but I did
learn that something happened in New
York I don't know Vance you can edit
this
out I'm eager to learn but based on what
I have learned over the last hour we are
here to Stage an intervention fantastic
I've done a lot of work over the past
seven years not enough apparently we're
here to do an
intervention
you have done a lot of work over the
last seven years you've done a lot of
work over the time that I've known you
and I'm really proud of you thank you I
appreciate that that was very kind yeah
I remember sitting at um Vance 30th yeah
Vance 30th that is like a core memory of
you and I mhm where like there was like
a group of us we' all rented a house in
the mountains in North Georgia everyone
was outside in the hot tub just like
living their best life and Wes and I
were sitting on the
couch and I went full therapist oh man
there was like this there was this
moment where something got shared like I
said I said something and Chelsea
immediately like just flipped Y and was
like cool like we're like we're going to
go hang with people now and it was like
it was this internal monologue of like
oh my God I feel so [Â __Â ] known right
now and I kind of don't like it because
I was not anticipating being this
exposed but it was great it was such a
it was such a growing moment he looks
back on on now right yeah in the moment
less so but in that moment you're like
[Â __Â ] I'm trapped in a house in the
mountains and I can't like I can't fake
an emergency I can't get out of it cuz
there's not selfservice this is going to
benefit me in the long run but right now
it's so uncomfortable yeah isn't that
the truth as is most things yeah
yeah um what happens after that the
naked dude tries to kill her oh we yeah
he tries to kill her the succubus or the
incubi or whatever Incubus Incubus yeah
not the band demon shout out there's
Incubus there's succubus there's I don't
know I was incubi succubi yes the the
singular and the plural and the plural
we have we have all grammatical options
available to us here yeah but this is
where we meet the or we first get
introduced to the committee of combined
Supernaturals
[Â __Â ] I like people both just shouted
[Â __Â ] but that's a okay so that is one
thing that I love about this book is
that it's so tongue and cheek because it
knows like she's like CS [Â __Â ] the [Â __Â ]
head what the [Â __Â ] are you talking about
like I don't I I'm not interested in the
[Â __Â ] B almost feels like breaking the
fourth wall a different moments
throughout it so many times and there
was like my favorite quote of the entire
book it was you've been summoned by the
Cox and no one keeps the Cox waiting
it's like nice are you updating your
dating profile soon
nope I don't want to get arrested thank
you
Chelsea you're like hey Chelsea I'm not
really on the fetish apps I'm on some
pretty
General if I do put that on the dating
profiles it's just going to be like I
was on a podcast go listen to smut Club
smash that subscribe button hey shout
out I think what you should do is you
should put the link with the Tim stamp
to just that
quot
no context no
context oh that I'm gonna do that now I
love that that's a great approach no one
keeps the cock's head waiting and then
they kidnap her yeah they beat the [Â __Â ]
out of Brit the werewolf and they hit
her in the face don't they yeah they
punch her and then they take her yeah MH
yeah and then so she passes out yet
again when they punch her when she comes
to she's in a cell and that's like is it
Cox's headquarters she's in like a jail
cell though I think that's right
re comes through the pipes because he's
the water dragon to save her yep yep and
then they [Â __Â ] against the wall and this
really bothered me quite a bit they bang
and he intentionally doesn't finish
her because he was trying to get her to
[Â __Â ] George Billy so that way she could
like finish their like the the mark
ceremony the marking um yeah here's the
thing she's just kind of
like selfish
and apathetic the whole time yeah and
the guys she's literally just trying to
get off and the guys are all like super
[Â __Â ] manipulative yeah it's a little
gross yes where he's like I I'll [Â __Â ]
you and I'll finish then I'm not going
to let you finish so that my two friends
we can all do this and you're like wait
what felt a little shitty yeah it's just
a number of shitty people all trying to
just do their own thing it's like okay
this is not a great I don't think
there's anyone in this book that I'm
rooting for I would so agree with that
yeah I think that's what it is yeah well
there's somebody I'm rooting for but
they show up later Max Max yeah that's
fa we'll learn more about him way later
um yeah so she [Â __Â ] R in the cell he
helps her like transition to her like
Elemental stage that they can like break
out of the jail cell that she's in um
but then when they get back to the house
everyone's like oh like what took so
long and R's like we [Â __Â ] but I
wouldn't let her come so like she's good
for
you right like she's warmed up yeah and
AR's like what the [Â __Â ] and so she grabs
a bottle of wine and goes and like slams
her bedroom door and is like I'm I'll
take care of stuff myself but before I
take care of stuff myself I'll call my
mom and check in I did wonder about that
me too it was a little weird never never
have I ever in my life and like I'm
feeling very I ever I should call
Kristen I haven't checked in with Donna
in a minute hold
please like
what yeah you're
like now that I need to change my
panties I should call my mom and check
in you're like wait what absolutely it's
like all right now that I am both half
drunk and horny let me call my mother
let me call Mrs
smoke Mrs
slone yeah no that's just the doctor Mrs
[Â __Â ] do Mrs if anybody is applying to be
Dr Mrs flatone hit me up hey I so um
when we got married my aunt has her
doctorate my uncle does not and I really
enjoyed and like my uncle's a very like
well educated like very smart human this
is not like a knock on him at all but
there was something about um addressing
their wedding invite to doct Connie and
Mr Gary that was like and I like looked
up all of the wedding etiquette to make
sure I got all of like I was like I want
to get the titles right and they're like
oh no doctor goes before Mister so even
if it's like like okay found it very
interesting that's really interesting
yeah but now that it's like just they're
on the holiday card list it's just like
oh Connie and Gary con and
honestly one time we were all hanging
out at my parents house for 4th of July
and Connie's casually talking to her
husband my
uncle his as obviously his name is Gary
and she casually goes um hey gar balls
what was the name like and all of us it
was that moment where we all looked up
and like made eye contact across the
table to each other and like everyone
else just heard gar balls right everyone
heard that okay G balls were all in
agreement and then my mother-in-law's
name is Terry so my
tear balls balls so there there was a
time where I like referred to her as
tear balls and someone looked at me and
was like what and I'm
like sorry it's a whole a whole thing
it's a whole thing how we thank God
because like G bear tear bear it's cute
it's overdone tear balls BS bring it
into ER Mak you wonder makes you it does
it's a shift I my cousin married
somebody whose parents were divorced and
they were Gary and Sherry were her
parents they got divorced they then
married people named Gary and Sherry so
their wedding invitations said Gary and
Sherry and Gary and
Sherry invite you to the wedding of
their
daughter
incredible it was great for me because I
didn't have to learn new names Gary and
Sherry and Gary and sherry made it very
easy I had a friend in grad school um
her in-laws were
Terry and Sherry I think and then all of
the siblings there was like a Larry and
de Gary and every single person was in
that space and it was
fantastic oh my gosh car and Sherry and
Gary and shary and Sherry not a misprint
Gary and Sherry and Gary and Sherry
present their daughter were they all
spelled the same way I have to know oh I
honestly don't remember I think so yeah
I think so
I don't remember her ma name though yeah
right I'm like I I have questions about
some of the spellings but I really love
the journey yeah of I doubt they love it
as much as we do probably not and she
was adopted from Korea so it was like a
whole journey that we all went on
together what was her name
Jennifer
yeah yeah I always find adopted names to
be very interesting like adopted at
Birth cuz I feel like we talked we may
did we talk on the show recently about
the girl that I used to know in
Nashville and her and her husband
adopted four children out of foster care
yeah
and um changed their first
names wait how old were these it doesn't
matter that's
weird correct like probably like a a
baby probably like six to 12 months like
a kindergartener there were like four
that were all in that like young okay
that young face
also I'm paing the show works out well
hi Brandon you look really the glue that
keeps this all together please tell me
we're recording because can
confirm never cut
that oh no that's going to become a
ringtone not white jesus white
jesus okay so we were at Sherry and Gary
and Sherry and Gary share balls and gar
balls I honestly don't remember sharing
gear Square oh
nice you know they have a special stamp
made for their return
address they paid some high school
intern like 20 bucks to make a
logo they really did not a good one it's
like their Nephew's best friend but they
wanted to give him a shot on his new
business
I'm really filling in a whole narrative
here um I don't so where where we at
Arizona meets her not me we talking
about her selfish mom she got back to
from being captured she's now at the
house and and re was like I worked her
up for you she like [Â __Â ] y'all and she
calls her mom and she calls her mom and
that's where we are yes and her mom is
also like super Vain and selfish and you
realize you're like oh maybe her not
being a well adjusted human isn't
necessarily Arizona's fault right she
came by it honestly which there is there
is a quote that is very much like
Arizona in a nutshell and it's like
she's talking about something five-way
forc marriage then get me almost killed
twice and then have the utter Gall to
leave me without my
orgasm that is who she is yeah it's like
wait you're forcing me into this and you
almost got me killed but what about my
orgasm but I'm still
I could deal with this a lot better like
I'm not
finished yeah so she's sitting there
she's talking to her mom her mom is a
trip and a half yeah I'm like she's just
High as Hell she's living in Australia I
think so I think we forgot to mention
that so her mom's a kiwi and her dad is
British and so like she has a lot of
weird British SL Australian ISM that
they try and force throughout the book
it's very forced yeah wait kiwi
uh from New Zealand New Zealand okay
cool thank you is that also is that just
New Zealand just New Zealand it's just
New Zealand just New Zealand but then
her mom moved to Australia I don't know
why I remember that detail and frankly
like I'm disappointed in myself no no no
be impressed I'm very impressed Pride
you should feel nothing but I didn't
take notes on this book and you're
remembering and I remembered that and to
be honest I'm currently uh disappointed
because if I didn't have details like
that in my brain from these useless
books like what could I be
doing I could probably be speaking
several languages you're still a
lifelong learner Hannah yes I am you can
foray this into being like a trivia
God and I have yes I [Â __Â ] I knew it I
knew
it like I have so many gift cards to
restaurants you have no
[Laughter]
idea yeah
yeah I'm the name brand restaurants no
no no it's all the oneof who are like
bre please God bring in business let's
get some trivia in here yeah and it's so
much fun oh so so our company we haven't
done it recently but for a while like
once a quarter they were trying to do
like they were doing trivia and you
could sign up with a team or if you sign
up by yourself they would assign you a
team when you got there there was a dude
that they were hiring to do it and plus
it one of my co-workers just thought it
was like a dude who worked for our
company who was really into trivia that
they were trying to give a chance she's
like wow you have the full setup and
he's like yeah yeah I do she's like so
impressive and he's like you know pays
the bills she's like yeah right she's
like thinking he's like seeing therapy
clients during I'm like no he's not a
theer a therapist who's a trivia
Enthusiast this man was hired
specifically and it was funny cuz in the
breakout later she was like guys I just
realized he was hired for this he
doesn't work here and like it was the
sweetest moment of her not realizing
that's adorable she's adorable she's the
sweetest angel baby who must be
protected at all costs like she's one of
the people that you just love and you're
like you're just you can put any
question in a chat and she's like hey I
didn't know the answer so I chatted
these 15 people to get you this answer
and it's like for the record I wasn't
trying to make anyone work more I just
thought maybe someone in this chat might
have the answer but she'll just go and
find you the answers and back yeah she's
one of those we love her so much that's
great okay so as Arizona is on the phone
with her [Â __Â ] selfish yeah zooming
Skyping with her mom Billy walks in and
is like we can't avoid all this and we
need to talk about this you can't keep
running from everything and her mom's
like who's that and he's like oh nice to
meet you I'm one of Arizona's boyfriends
and her mom is like what one of the
boyfriends and then Arizona's like sorry
Mom the connection in here isn't great
and just hangs
up yeah which again I'm branded for
Arizona she doesn't want to deal with it
so she doesn't yeah yeah just going to
kick the can down the road but she keeps
kicking it like she's not a good
kicker she just she she [Â __Â ] whiffs
every time she tries every time she like
kicking this down the road I'm like
[Â __Â ] you kicked it 2 feet we're still
here like nothing is resolved right and
also in this moment is when for the
first time time one of the boyfriends
says the quiet part out loud yes and
it's just shut up so I can kiss you
infuriating
woman yeah and Billy was like Oh Billy
look at you bud I'm so proud of you I
like you finally called her out Billy is
different Billy's different than the
other three I feel yeah yeah or four or
Billy and George might be my favorite
George is my favorite I think George is
probably myor is my favorite which is
the one with the tattooed dick Shane
Shane okay
I just I didn't know which one it was
and I wanted to that felt like a moment
to bring I had
questions dick or the Pierce dick Billy
has the pierced dick and Shane has the
tattooed dick I feel like the tattooed
dick would be a little bit more painful
so I've got more respect for Shane yes
oh I was like to
take oh my
God I was so
conf which of those would you rather
receive
Weston yeah
that's the tattoo dick or the Pierce
dick oh God we're getting to that part
in the book oh my God incredible anyway
that's so good so Ari hangs up on her
mom but then like looks at Billy and he
kisses her and then she's essentially
like so what you're telling me is until
I mate all of you
Y and we have this ceremony people are
going to try and kill me every time I
leave my house and they're like yeah
she's like well then just [Â __Â ] make
me out let's just like get it done Mark
me up [Â __Â ] Mark me mate me let's just
get this done so I can leave my
house me don't but rape
me I just try to do a cheerleader she
also like because her powers are still
kind of just like hitting everywhere and
not really like they're very random like
she's suddenly making lightning and like
bursting pipes and like random [Â __Â ] yeah
yes and so they're like once we have the
mating ceremony or the marking whatever
it's called like this will ground you
you'll have more control over all of
this as well
um and then what did what did I even put
in my notes here
um well she's also like why do I have to
do all this because you guys didn't
close the door when you were fixing my
Plumbing right she's like this feels
like not my problem but somehow is my
problem and I don't like that yeah she's
like I'm just in this now I don't really
want to
be
um but also at that time the guys tell
her that she was um the first female
with elemental blood that they'd come
across they were like we only needed one
person % no they said she only was 1%
mhm yeah oh not just that they only
needed they think she is only 1%
Elemental but they're like oh thank God
we can finally complete our
quad to be a quint to be a quint and so
admitting that like she
was that they like sought her out
because of this also don't mind that
clack clack clack of my dog getting
comfortable as he walks around she
starts putting it together but she keeps
shoving it aside where she's like wait a
minute
so George is an earth Elemental and he
controls plants and [Â __Â ] and there were
tree roots in my pipes so was this on
purpose and then she's like I don't have
time for that question now yeah but my
orgasm right but also yeah bigger fish
to
fry well and then I don't even it's all
so chaotic and there's so many details
and I don't know which ones matter and I
don't know which one ones don't honestly
I don't think any of them do this book
is so messy well then they do the the
whole ceremony right yeah I felt like
there was like a cactus growing through
a window before that or something I
don't know you could convince me very
easily that there was a c growing
through a
window you're like low low barrier for
belief there yeah um yeah essentially
she's like okay let's just do this like
ceremony right Shane and re go to get
suppli she starts like messing around
with um who are the other ones Billy and
George Billy and George there's too
[Â __Â ] many there's so many and she and
and all this she's only and more and
more give it time but there's like all
she's concerned with is like wait you're
telling me if I don't do this I'm going
to die and they're like yeah she's like
okay fine it's like
still she leans right into the character
of just like h fine okay I guess I don't
want to die right yeah and you didn't
even give me an orgasm and you're like
right H I
just I feel like her priorities aren't
correct but I also don't think she can
um articulate her priorities she lacks
the Insight mhm wh insight and judgment
I just thought you said whr insight and
was about to like vly agree with you
yeah that's um actually on her mental
status
exam and judgement but we're not here to
[Â __Â ] her she does run train and they
draw some
runes they draw some runes they chant
over her she suddenly has the runes on
on her person and the mating is complete
they all pass out from all of the
orgasms correct essentially yeah sounds
like they
just um what's the thing called when
you're trying to figure out the
direction you're trying to go Compass
orienting a compass was the one I was
going for but also love your suggestion
um it felt like they just kept it was
like a compass and she was the center
and they just kept well it even said
like they rotated and took turns at
different yes holes chanting areas I
don't
know sorry I'm sorry I took my turn to
that hole don't you worry so the next
morning after all Su she wakes up in bed
with all of them and her grandma dead
Grandma who owns the house the ghost
[Â __Â ] ghost Grand
ghost I wish we had the hyp
button I can text man but can you please
bring us the hyp button ghost gr ghost
is I literally said out loud what the
[Â __Â ] is happening when ghost gram showed
up like ARA also said that yeah yeah I
feel like that's an accurate response
and her Grandma's essentially like like
I'm a supern like doesn't tell her all
of the details but she's like i' cast a
spell over you so people wouldn't be
able to tell that you had magic but
apparently now that I'm dead it's like
wearing off you're 100% Spirit
Elemental did she tell her that now I
think so I don't remember I don't know I
didn't take notes here's the thing
doesn't matter doesn't it doesn't
doesn't matter yeah but grams is a
witch yes and then Shane explains to
Arizona that in the eyes of
Supernaturals now they've done the
marking ceremony their quad is now
considered a married Quint right and
she's like cool so I can ditch you guys
now nobody's trying to kill me cuz I'm
marked love that for and he's like
actually it means all of us are going to
move in with you because we're your
husbands and she's like cool so I'm
going to charge you rent and then they
went
actually we're all
poor which again I appreciate it because
it's a deviation from the usual
storyline where it's like I fell in love
with these billionaires and like that
you're like this like these like nepo
billionaire books versus these guys
they're like listen our dad is the main
plumber in town and we can't work unless
he says we can so none of us have any
money so but now we get to live with you
we'll fix up your house
yeah so re goes to tell his dad that
like the mating has officially happened
um George goes with him I think yeah I
think George goes with him when they
come back um it's announced like his dad
Charlie Charlie is the plumber from the
beginning of the book who was like I'll
call my son's Plumbing business um
Charlie wants Arizona officially
introduced to the cock's
head this is where we why did we make
eyeon I felt weird you did make really
strong eye cont because I had a thought
in my it was that was a weird moment but
here let me explain myself this is where
the drinking game switched from saying
the word wine to saying [Â __Â ] head y 100%
because like so apparently oh thanks so
Brandon is now fully in my lap look at
the kid um so thank you I love you so
much too buddy so the Cox head is
apparently the like uh ruling super
Naturals of the area so they have to go
shopping because they have to get
outfits
for to like like meet the [Â __Â ] heads
yeah they need like their official
appropriate presentation outfits which
is bondage attire but we don't know that
yet and each each group shows up in
their own attire right because eventally
Billy and George are just like hey we
need to take you shopping for clothes
and then they take her to a high-end
Boutique and she's like okay cool and
then they take her through a velvet
curtain in the high-end Boutique nothing
good behind a and she's like oh [Â __Â ]
this is a sex job but before they go
behind real fast import because before
they go behind the Velvet curtain in the
sex shop Brit is also there with them
and Brit is looking at her and she's
like you look happy but like you're not
allowing yourself to accept it and she's
like don't do that she's like the last
time you did this was College when you
ran and we like don't really have more
details than that and she's like we're
not talking about that yeah she's like
don't speak of him and you're likeit
she's like he who shall not be named and
she's like this isn't Harry Potter and
it's like okay yeah what are what is
happening I don't remember the Harry
Potter part oh the he who should
yeah yeah so we we don't we it's
important for the future but in the
moment we're like What like Arizona just
had a very strong response when Britt
tried to bring up something from their
past well and I feel like what comes
next kind of like skates over the whole
thing because then they like go to try
on clothes and stuff and it's bondage
wear and Billy decides to go do you just
want me to read my exact notes because I
feel like you'll appreciate it yeah I do
thank you Arizona trying on clothes
Billy joint
Tong her cashier interrupts only one per
changing room walks in and
interrupts Arizona sucks her soul out
they faint or home girl faints not they
she Arizona didn't faint here now that I
remember right um the GU coach Arizona
on putting the cashier's Spirit back
into her body that she accidentally
consumed when she was orgasming because
Billy is that talented of a lover
he tonged her real
good we could have just said really yeah
he Tong her real good said hey Billy
what that tongue
do she's literally Soul snatching okay
um so while that's all going on
apparently Brit was getting the tea from
the other cashier that like there's
Rumblings in the Supernatural world and
there's disappearances and deaths and
fluctuations on the energy grid right um
oh this is the introduction to the
energy grid got it okay cool yeah okay
finally happened we finally made it to
the energy grid it took all of this to
get to the energy grid yeah and also the
energy grid doesn't
matter no there's like a two-page thing
about the energy grid and then it does
just disapp I spent so much time trying
to find I was like did I miss something
like going back pages I was like nope
nope that was really all there was about
the energy GD literally doesn't matter
yeah Magic The Magic permeates
all um I don't know some [Â __Â ] happens
but the next thing that I would call the
most important is that a when they are
getting ready to go meet the Cox head
and are about to leave the guys tell
Arizona that they'd been doing some
research into the disruptions that Brit
had mentioned and that they all happened
when
quads completed qued yep
completed I was quads Quint when the
quads qued and completed both literally
and
figuratively love quad squinted so the
quad
squinted you say it fast enough you're
like the quad squinted what what are we
looking at unfortunately I'm just going
to own that I did put the quad squinted
as my note like that was like what I
actually wrote about what happened in
this it's so good um but essentially
disappearances and things had started in
other communities or when the when a
quad Quint did yeah we're just going to
own it um but then eventually the
disappearances and disruptions to the
energy grid stopped when the female mate
who like completed the quad was murdered
and killed Mur and killed and killed not
just one not just burner but also killed
both in the energy G in the energy grid
you can do a lot in the energy grid we
can make up a whole world within the
energy grid but then to Arizona's credit
she's like okay so you told me that if I
didn't mate you I would get killed and
now you're telling me that because I've
mated you I'm going people are trying to
kill me like this kind of sucks and I do
feel for her in that one yeah it's like
you just got lied to straight up and
this is just doesn't feel good for you
yes very manipulative like you said
Chelsea it's like very like so I'm not
technically lying but I am leaving out a
huge piece of information that may or
may not change the course of things yes
the whole time um well and then also
they're about to get to Charlie's
parents house which I guess is also the
[Â __Â ] head yeah house Charlie is like the
is the head of the Elementals side of it
for the co but on the drive there it is
officially confirmed that there was F
play and that she was manipulated into
becoming their mate and that when George
was like yeah when I saw the trees in
the pipes he's like those tree roots
aren't the type that would do that to
pipes he's like so I automatically
assumed there was Supernatural
involvement there so
Charlie's Quint or SE or whatever the
[Â __Â ] um
o I think that's in like book four or
five you're getting ahead of
yourself they
uh manipulated the true root so that she
would have to call and then Charlie
specifically over qued her so she would
call his son well no they do say later
that they did 17 grand in fixing her
pipes so I do think the quote was
accurate he just knew he just really
[Â __Â ] it up yeah yeah fair enough cuz I
remember thinking I was like you
couldn't have done less damage and
yielded the same results right like you
just had to put her in like Dire Straits
to that level
they overshot maybe they weren't aware
of her Financial State beforehand so
they were like we should really do it
just in case their eyeballs were a
little too big they were like oh my God
we have this girl who's got 1% Spirit
Elemental blood we got to get on this
who cares about a financial's [Â __Â ] up
her pipes they were like we have so many
tree roots and so many pipes let's just
do it well and I bet they were also to
be fair I bet they were kind of like her
her financial situation doesn't matter
cuz we're about to come in and
completely change it right no one cares
and they did so they get to the party
they did they get to the house we meet
reg's Mom Joan she seems like a real
[Â __Â ] yeah she seems like a [Â __Â ] too
yeah I'm not a fan of Joan no I don't
think we're supposed to be but then Joan
is kind of like laying into Arizona and
rege steps up and like defending Arizona
and he but he does call her Mrs cop
thorn
um Tail Spin yes and then Arizona's like
wait what I can't be a wife and like
freaks out and it's like I just need to
go get some fresh air and tries to run
and Brit stops her and it's like
absolutely not you're not doing this
you're not running and everyone's like
what what's happening she like she did
this in college she ran when he said he
loved her and like putting all of
Arizona's romantic history on blast
which again are we best
friends I also don't think Brit was in
the wrong here necessarily right but at
the same time like if you're somebody's
ride or die are you going to be like hey
I know that you're her four brand new
boyfriends that sort of tricked her into
being husbands but like let me tell you
like she has a history of running like
that's kind of [Â __Â ] which but I also
think she was literally trying to run
out the door so when she stopped her
she's like no she's trying to run I'm
stopping her from running from you she's
right but like I I don't feel the same
way as you on that I'm still more team I
I agree in the G I feel like Ari is
shitty I feel like Brit is a true Rider
die yeah and I feel like Arizona is not
I would be more ride or die for Brit but
like in this situation it's like but
like for the whole story I'm
more on board for Brit that's fair it is
shitty of her to like air Arizona's
stuff that's not hers well it's also at
the party when she's about to meet his
parents like it would be different I
feel like if it were at the house and
she's like trying to bounce but I think
the problem was that she was trying to
leave and then when she left last time
she'd gone to Australia for 6 months and
was like no one saw her so I see Brit's
point and being like I see you trying to
run out that door [Â __Â ] absolutely not
you get your ass back here we're
handling the situation you're not
running from your problems Fair Point
that was my experience of it but I
understand that yours was not the same
it's fair though like I can appreciate
it yeah yeah I would agree I think Brit
is like doing the she's doing more than
she should maybe she's doing the hard
thing right but she's like looking out
for the best interest of Arizona like I
want the best for you but I'm going to
do it maybe in the wrong way yes but I
want what's best for you yes like I
think it came from a good place but just
the way in which it was done at his
parents house and like when she's about
to meet them and they're all in bondage
wear is like is this the time Al I'll
say she wouldn't have met them if Brit
hadn't intervened correct oh you're
right God Brit the [Â __Â ] hero of the
story she is she's The Unsung God she
really is the werewolf and
pink oh goodness gracious I kind of
wondered if she was going to get a
series cuz there were all these
Illusions I won't be surprised if she
has a series at some point cuz that
happens like at the party so they
eventually get to the party and it
happens that she like what's her name
Arizona is like where's Brit and they're
like oh she she just went to hook up
with the alpha the local Alpha and I'm
like good for you babe like I would like
that that book I would yeah I would read
Brit's book of Brit's book of Al hooking
up with the local
Alpha she knows exactly who she is and
I'm like God dang it respect yes Brit is
very secure in herself yeah in this book
I'm a fan un like
Arizona yeah we got we got to have a Dy
hard truth she said full
stop period no comma we then ER Charlie
and his sex come to meet Arizona and
Arizona's like wait what I thought we
I'm an a quent you're an a sex who you
got that Textra over there I thought
everyone had an element what is
happening but once again as you said
earlier Arizona kind of like has these
thoughts are like yes she's piecing it
together and then she's like that's
future Arizona's problem no no no no no
it should be current Arizona's problem
let's work through this she's like seems
like questions I could ask later it's
like no no these are not questions that
you jot down to ask at a later time ask
now but she never does no well and so
then Charlie is like I want to introduce
you to the heads of these two
Supernatural groups they're part of the
Cox head part the [Â __Â ] they're the
underside what I don't know how much
have
you how much have you had to
drink whatever the side of the [Â __Â ]
they're part of the BVB they're the big
veiny
boys you know the vein in the cop's head
that's my
role we are the lifeblood of the coop
that's sucubus she's the queen of the
chaos I had kind of I don't know in my
head like Charlie was over the
Elementals whoever was over this and
they're all equal but I really like them
being the under side of they're not so
here's reason I have a reasoning go for
it I'd love so later we discover that
the succub and the incubite feed off of
the Elementals and so it felt to me like
later we find out there's like a whole
club and all this other [Â __Â ] but it felt
to me like they were part of the
Underworld for even for The
Supernaturals cuz like we have these
plumbers who are like blue collar and
they're doing their thing and then we
have these succubi who are running a
club and like feeding off Sexual Energy
and essentially like but also magically
drugging people I have
thoughts we only have so much time on
the podcast yeah um Brandon that's my
phone I need to see that buddy thank you
just tries to lay his head he's just
trying to be part he's trying to
contribute to the notes yes well so
Charlie introduces Arizona to um the
it's I mean I I just assume that they
were like Charlie's peers within the
other species right um so that they all
have the same amount of power right but
there you know maybe there is more power
in being the
vein of being the
underside it all depends on how you
spell vain you
know but when Arizona is meeting these
other element not Elemental Supernatural
leaders they're like oh where's where's
your energy Elemental and then Arizona's
like wait we have another one she's like
okay I didn't I didn't get that wrong
earlier are we a sex like parenthesis AO
AO yep literally did it in the book in
the book she
like but then all the guys are like not
now yeah all the guys are like hey
Arizona we'd love to show you the view
or our child of our childhood bedroom
and that person is going to go over
there and we're going to separate this
and you don't need and more detail
please come to my childhood bedroom
where I will spit roast you my buddy but
before she she get does she fully get
spit rested
any well I guess not cuz Grandma shows
up no stop getting ahead Hannah if you
don't outline the book you can't keep
jumping ahead God damn sorry sorry
Grandma in the future has one of the
best quotes yeah she does in the book
what was the quote Oh No we're we're
going to get there she said you just
scolded Hannah for jumping ahead and I
will not be a part of that listen rule
number one always leave him wanting
more
[Laughter]
building there's so much that happens
between now and the the quote and it's
like three pages it matters okay
what do you want me to review the book
or no please please do so this actually
starts a fight between Shane and Arizona
right because Arizona is trying to ask
him questions and he's like she's like
if you don't answer my questions right
now he's like youo what like what are
you going to do if I don't give you all
of the answers right now you'll leave
you'll do something worse than you were
going to try and do like 20 minutes ago
he's like we just found you we're all
very excited to have a wife you are our
partner and now you're trying to leave
us and I'm pissed about it and it's the
first time that Arizona's like oh maybe
the world doesn't revolve around me
maybe they have legit feelings as well
so she goes to
apologize and then this is spit roses
probably
a kind of not really eventually she my
notes you ready for this yeah gets
handsy with Shane rej comes in rej blows
Shane Arizona masturbates while she
watches rej starts fingering her while
blowing Shane yeah Arizona's grandmother
goh shows up Grandma ghost shows up
warns her she's in danger it goes from
there but I'm like this is I'm like I
don't want what if my grandma showed up
every time I was
[Â __Â ] well and that's kind of a like a
running theme right where she's like cuz
it very much later at one point
Grandma's like do you want me to just be
gone and she's like I mean yeah like a
little bit a little well her grandma she
keeps like it's like lit I feel like
every time she's like and he thrust his
plunger inside of me and then my
grandmother showed up over my shoulder
and was like can you put some clothes on
I'm like what she was clutching her
pearls English Le like it was very much
like like a like a true Brit right she's
all proper English and like
well then why didn't she live there why
she live in New York true also it should
be noted the boys cannot see Graham
no that's good point yeah so they're
just like they obviously in the first
part when she first sees ghost Graham
they are very confused and then they
just resign themselves and start
addressing her when Arizona starts
talking to herself like hey you talking
to yourself or his grandma here yeah
just very accepting which made me think
of which is not relevant necessarily but
regj calls her sugar tits and shortens
it to St and Graham really hates that
and so like re shifts into his water
element because he thinks there's a
threat and then he's like growling at a
plant and she's like R she's she's over
there and he's like I knew that St I
knew that what's up sugar tits like all
the time and Graham really hates that
she's like I can't believe you would let
him be so so
disrespectful sweet sweet Gramps which I
have the quote now this is the moment
because you brought up the plant oh I
brought up a plant I lost it on this
quote because of the picture of a
grandmother saying this out loud to her
granddaughter girl don't pretend I
didn't just catch you getting finger
blasted by this one grars waved a hand
at re's Dragon form while he's still
snarled at the Potted Plant while that
one had his knob gobbled by another
man knob gobble knob gobbled direct
quote finger blasted finger blasted and
knob gobbled and I about dropped my
Kindle shout out Jeff Bezos I oh my God
I laugh so hard all I can think of is
Knob goblins and then I was like what a
horrible nickname to
have she's a bit of a knob
Goblin instead of saying she gets around
she call her a knob Goblin a knob
Goblin she's gobbled a lot of knobs you
know what I mean I do yeah yeah you're
like quite frankly it's not thatle
subtle
no in A Cleaner World she's just a
goblin that opens
doors euphemism maybe I don't know but
yeah anyway
[Laughter]
schle that was the first brand I thought
of
schl so smartlock you want to open my as
you say that schle like you just made
intense eye contact with me when you
said that [Â __Â ] yeah you're welcome
okay um y'all some of the some of the
best parts of the book are coming up
yeah I know God we still have so much um
so Grandma tells Arizona that she is in
grave Danger from someone
or something something so this is all
right we all apologize in advance I
don't this is spelled k u n t e m o f no
no o p h
yeah a r n before we go further when you
first read this because it was like
self-aware enough to make a joke in the
next sentence how did you first read
this condem morphine I I didn't I just I
I I read the joke I spent way too much
time like an embarrassing amount of time
being
like Kun
mofar M which sounds like the latest
drug
mfar but it is pronounced cam Morphin
[Â __Â ] muffin [Â __Â ]
[Laughter]
muffin when like Grandma's like C
Morphin is here to kill you and
Arizona's like what's a [Â __Â ] muffin
Grandma's like feels like you aren't
taking this seriously you know what a
[Â __Â ] muffin is that's not what I'm
talking about I'm talking about dun
morphine throw a German accent on it
MAF yeah MAF K MAF [Â __Â ] muffer [Â __Â ]
muffer [Â __Â ] muffin yeah you know I get
it I get I need be I need to be wearing
leader hosen to be able to say that
properly but yeah [Â __Â ] muff do you own
Le leader hen no I'm going to after this
podcast but no not yet
so my ex was German just a half just in
case yeah I haven't spoken to him in8
years but I kind of want to text him and
ask him how to how to pronounce that
yeah that's fair I don't know if I have
his number I'll consider it what a to
reach out to an ex it's not worth it
after you've been married for a long
time it's not worth it I'm sure I know
keep saying it's not worth it and I keep
trying to be like
maybe maybe it is worth it for theun
muffin someone who speaks German I'll
find
out oh oh [Â __Â ] muffin which let's let's
talk about Cott muffin he's an so so
this is confusing and maybe not
important but apparently he was a spirit
Elemental who had a sept so he had five
you're also getting ahead of us again
that will be explained my bad you're
good you can explain it okay I well go
keep going so
he had five wives and he absorbed so so
anytime somebody's part of a quad or a
quint or a sep sex or a sept or whatever
they share energy it's like open lines
of energy and so the [Â __Â ] muffin
absorbed the energy of his sep so that
he could become like all powerful but
then he was eventually killed
and left in the storm drain or like
sewer on the property of reg's family
you're combining bits a little bit but
I'm sure I am but for all intents and
purposes yeah I mean I'm right I just
might be like taking information from
various places well so all we really
learn in this moment is that there's
something called a [Â __Â ] muffin that's
coming to kill her and she needs to kill
it before it kills him and also she
isn't just 1% she is the last full blood
Fe Elemental female what she's not one%
she's full blood she's one hundo hey I
wonder what happened there then my not
say after Grahams leaves immediate
threesome it's like she's like cool
great to know back to [Â __Â ] so I
she she's like so I'm adopted
just
Goblin just Goblin that schle she's
going L that [Â __Â ] up we got out of the
plumbing jokes and into the the
lockpicking schl is my only one I don't
have any more
lockpicking knob Goblin works for both
it does it it does feel like it works
for
both yeah um so then during the
threesome when Arizona comes all of her
runes all over her body like light up
she's shooting like lightning bolts
everywhere and they're like [Â __Â ] like
reg goes we need to get Warden and Shane
is like don't even like [Â __Â ] speak
his name she's he's like [Â __Â ] that guy
and he's we we'll handle it we don't
need him Arizona's like who's Warden
what's a warden huh and we know nothing
else because then Shane goes to get the
other guys all four of her husband
husbands then come in they do some magic
they ground her so that she stops
shooting lightning yeah everywhere I
just had a hiccup in case you heard that
sorry we're getting to that
point that's okay I feel like a couple
episodes ago I like I hit a point where
I was like I need to stop drinking
because I hear myself slurring I don't
know if anyone else hears it yet but I'm
very aware that this is going to turn
quickly yeah I have currently drank all
the alcohol that I had hell yeah so yeah
do you want more alcohol we've got a B I
don't know if you need more alcohol no I
don't yeah I do have to drive eventually
say you do have dve we have more alcohol
readily accessible noted and
appreciated got you girl declined um So
eventually all four of the dudes are
going to do some magic they around her
they calm her down um but then she is
also continuing to piece together she's
like so so what's this Wen thing and now
there's there's [Â __Â ] muffin and all of
this is happening and then reg's mom
shows up and is like I want to chat with
Ari and re's like there's no time
there's a [Â __Â ] muffin after
her
and that's s it just took me out of this
I was like yeah let's get into the plot
wait what the
[Â __Â ] there's a it's like God her life is
endangered there's this tense moment you
just can't take you're like I know her
life is being threatened but you can't
take it seriously and the muffin is
after her and the [Â __Â ] muffin is after
her the [Â __Â ] muffin is coming I
apologize to all of our listeners of how
many times we're saying the word [Â __Â ] I
don't so Wes is like it's my first time
here and I'm here to make an impression
he said I'm going to do what I have I am
so happy we read this book a few weeks
ago got really mad at one of our new
therapists who's like the sweetest ever
and went around to like every Department
he could find and was like this
therapist is a [Â __Â ] [Â __Â ] she's a [Â __Â ]
I have never seen the word [Â __Â ] so many
times in an email chain in my life
normally they're like from leadership at
that right from leadership like normally
there are some asteris or something no
asteris just full C
everywhere for everyone to see you know
at some point you're like we that rhym
that was so
good you're
welcome I really wish I could say I did
that on purpose I
didn't okay that really good just one
more time for good measure yep can we
all try and say [Â __Â ] muffin in its
actual in it proper form
countor there's that that's multiple RS
you're adding some RS korph is the next
commercial that's going to air during
the Super Bowl
2024 have depression talk to your
doctor oh my God I'm trying to find it
in my notse I can't something about okay
c
ma I can't be right why do I sound
Swedish you
do I'm going
with far okay we're saying the same
thing here which in their language maybe
we explained this maybe we didn't means
storm dweller yes we didn't explain that
no cuz that was when I got on Hannah for
jumping ahead okay but yeah that's when
they're like talking about
going Hannah you don't need to make a
face about it listen it should I wasn't
[Â __Â ] on you there's so much that
happens that you're like wait did this
happen now or did this happen 10 pages
ago because does it matter does it
matter does it not matter also let the
record show for people who are listening
you have no notes in front of you which
makes it even more impressive so
impressive it's so impressive she's like
I don't need notes and I'm like your
timeline's not right she's like did I
stutter I got it right like remembering
so many details I literally finished it
last night so so reg is like sorry Mom
Arizona can't can't talk she's got a
[Â __Â ] mutton muffin after her mutton [Â __Â ]
mutton which is like a bit just chops on
the face on the
face Ambrose burn size was a real [Â __Â ]
mutton if you know what I'm saying like
don't get me started on Abraham Lincoln
like mutton
chops um and but his mom so Arizona's
like he doesn't mean [Â __Â ] muffin he
means [Â __Â ]
M your best offensive Swedish accent
offensive Swedish
and Mom's like that can't be real he's
dead he's in our storm drain y yeah and
she's like no the one R played in all
the time as a child that's where the
dead storm dweller is here come I'll
show you I'll show you where the dead
storm dweller is and prove it to you so
they all go into the sewers behind the
house yeah poop shoot they call it poop
shoot a giant poop shoot giant poop
shoot a poop shoot that could contain
the masses yeah yeah also never mind
nope are you calling yourself out before
Chelsea does
no I was about to call out Arizona
and I was like also known as Arizona's
ass but
then only one in the
book never know how many
more so while they are all down in the
storm
drain
sewer Joan is like see there's the body
there there's the body of the storm
dweller he's dead I was right we can all
move on and Arizona's like I feel magic
here and like something doesn't feel
right and so she goes over and tries to
like touch the [Â __Â ] muffin the the [Â __Â ]
muffin skeleton yeah a long time and
then when she does it when she like puts
her hand on it the entire thing
disappears and it was like fully a
mirage M and then Joan is like oh [Â __Â ]
it's a glamour and then all of like
there's like all of the lights go out
were there lights in the sewer anyway I
was a bit confused there well Billy had
like made some fire I
think yeah I'm not going to lie it
doesn't matter you and me both my God I
was like get to the [Â __Â ] point yes
I'm like then big battle yes lots of big
battles yeah yeah yeah several big
battles there's a lot of big battles
some werewolves show up to help them
fight um Arizona's not doing well inight
and her grandma shows up and she's like
you need to shift into your Elemental
form right now or people will die hi
Craig CRA really scared
me he came up behind me on the couch
which is fine I'm happy that you're here
I just wasn't ready I love you yeah I'm
assuming people have met Craig people
have met Craig people have met Brandon
awesome people just haven't met you it's
true until
just hey I'm covering all bases over
here you know touche I also really
appreciate that you love our cat enough
that you're like wait do people know who
he is I want to make sure there's a
formal introduction people know Craig
right you can't just talk about him
passively I sat behind Craig is a
respectable mother we have we have an
intimate connection Craig he's a
gentleman he is a gentleman he is a
gentleman he's the best cat he's awesome
best cat I've ever had he's the only cat
I'm a fan of real talk that might cuz
you haven't met Fred my cat who looks
like Craig oh only she has hair she's
not
hairless all of Hannah's pets are
special needs correct I love that so
much yeah so we have a paralyzed peines
poodle mix Gizmo Gizmo Gizmo we have
Indie who is a pitbull mix who has a
very
specific gastrointestinal issue so I
have to go pick up her food that I can
only get in Gwynette County I have to
drive an hour and a half for her food
once a month um for that and then we
have um Fred who is our flameo Siamese
cat who has epilepsy so she gets
medicine twice a day oh my gosh so we
both have flame points we do have flame
points oh that's so sweet got little
flame point yeah hey we didn't do that
on purpose it just happened to us good
on you doing the Lord's work I need you
to know Brandon just swiped my phone SC
to the bottom and scrolled through the
notes and now I'm not where we were in
the book he's like move on we're talk we
just got into first big battle Yeah so
they're in the first big battle and um
re is injured Joan is
injured yes
yes fight did she chain did she switch
already yeah she turned into a dragon
yeah because her grandma was like you
need to shift right now or people will
die and then we also learned grandma is
a witch or was a who had premonitions
right and so Grandma was like three
people will die if you don't do this
right now so Ari figured out how to
shift the werewolves joined the
fight they came out ultimately
successful after the fight she couldn't
find Shane though and so she was going
through as you were explaining earlier
kind of how like the a quad or a quint
or a sex or a sex or an OCT or whatever
they are I'm just making up names at
this point you nailed it is it is it o
it's o yeah it's yeah Quint sex sept o
what would nine be Pop Quiz damn it
nint that's not it that's not it but I
like
it um so she tries to like she goes
within herself and finds her like energy
connection to Shane to find out where he
is that she can follow it and find his
location and make sure that he's okay
she does accidentally like tug on um a
fifth one on yes on a fifth
one do we have all of the do we know
more details at that point I don't think
so this is our introduction okay this is
where all of this is coming together
more as well yep um so oh [Â __Â ] I just
scrolled all the way to the top of my
notes on this book so
then re is really hurt they're
Victorious after the battle yeah yes yes
and then um lots of things happen they
drive off the [Â __Â ] muffin and the other
people yeah so the the [Â __Â ] muffin has
like a posy and the cun muffin is
clearly like not human is like
a Undead Undead being yeah but has a
posy that we don't really
know until after the fight we do find
out that the posy who raised the [Â __Â ]
muffin from the dead mhm it's actually
Arizona's biop parents yeah and and her
father's a necromancer yeah we never
really understand so Dad is the spirit
Elemental MH so she has five
moms but we never understand how that
works they just said you you get it
right like literally the book like like
they're like we don't need to explain to
you how all of those liquids come
together how all of them are your moms I
like you've taken enough time to explain
more stuff that doesn't matter like
please God explain this right because
before that it's explained that re has
his mom who's the spirit Elemental yeah
and she has a sex and she he has five
dads so all of their which to me makes
more sense I can
logistically see it's the logistics it
always comes to the logistics does it
always comes down to the logistics I can
see how the logistics of five men and
one woman could in an alternate universe
contribute to one
being's DNA yeah but for a woman like
how are what are you doing with your
eggs for that to happen you ornament in
the cup see what happens yeah our dog is
kicking Hannah right now um right in the
back of the leg Yeah so no I had similar
similar questions where I was like I
feel like they vaguely explained it in a
way that they were like that's enough
explanation and reading I'm like no it's
not they're like we don't get it you
don't need to get it and just left it
yeah that's kind of where they left that
we learned that all of the people who
had raised the storm dweller were
Arizona's biological parent group then
we also learned that at some point
Arizona had to have [Â __Â ] Warden um for
the rest of them to have been able to
and for her to be able to pull on that
like right that string and she's like
I've never had sex with anybody without
a condom except for that one guy in
college that we don't talk
about but then she asks but then as
she's putting the pieces together and
she's like oh [Â __Â ] is it that one guy
then she's like can I see his room in
this house and so she goes to see the
bedroom that he grew up and and she's
like oh [Â __Â ] that's my college
sweetheart who I was completely in love
with and ran away from what are the
chances oh no I think they knew they had
to have known right because they put up
a fight of
her going into his childhood room also
the dudes are still living with their
parents yes well they have no jobs they
have no jobs and they're still in the
race car beds and they're like sleeping
with each other somehow still okay I may
have Mis interpreted that's when we
started this cuz she's like are they
lovers are they friends are they
boyfriends the way in which I
interpreted this book and I could have
once again I was skimming at this point
I thought they all I thought like reg
had a childhood bedroom and then because
reg is the youngest in their group all
of the other people went to live with
the family and it was like a California
king and like it seemed to me like they
had a childhood bedroom and then they
had an adult bedroom and then the adults
kind of started to have their own spaces
a little bit more and like they all
didn't have to share a bedroom but they
all kind of could have if they wanted to
uh did I I that's a little bit there
like there's a there's a murky 30 pages
when they're talking about the Kinsey
scale and how like oh actually I don't
even remember the words kiny scale yeah
no that's in there because it's like CU
it's like okay so one of them I think a
Shane is like yeah we're all a solid
like 10% on the kiny scale and I'm like
bro do you know what that means like um
I don't think that means what you think
it means but okay like how did I forget
that line probably because it was one
line it's the yeah and like yeah it's to
explain like reg going down on him and
like if they've had sex with each other
and like all that other stuff so it
seems like it was just a way to be
like you get it like they're all banging
but like we're not going to say it yeah
yeah so they're all in the like they're
all in the same house they're obviously
broke they're living together they're
all banging they're all on varying
levels of the Kinsey scare
they put up a fight because they
probably know that Warden is who we have
referenced earlier right but what we
also know yeah there had been a huge
fight like Warden and Shane had a huge
fight that they like suspected revolved
around a girl but they weren't really
sure of the details like a girl that
like Warden went to college with and
then he left and they just like thought
he'd come back when he like when time
had passed and then it didn't and then
like it's been in a long time and Warden
still isn't there and now they're a
they're a quad instead of a quint of men
but they knew they knew that she had
slept with him because during the
marking ceremony all this lightning
happened which is an energy Elemental
thing well then when they were like
Arizona where did you think the the
lightning came from she's like I don't
know I just thought it was like all of
us came together and now I have
lightning which is tot play Perry's
Firework which is totally toally fair to
be like I don't know [Â __Â ] about [Â __Â ]
sure there's lightning like yeah I'll
give her that but all the guys are like
how could you not know but that
continues to happen throughout the book
where she's like do you not understand I
wasn't [Â __Â ] raised as a supernatural
I don't know [Â __Â ] about [Â __Â ] like and
they're like how could you not know well
and I think that's like one of the
frustrating things throughout the whole
book is it seems like she asked
questions they give very vague answers
they start explaining things not well
like there's just you never really know
what's happening like you're always like
there are answers I don't have that I'm
looking for that should be easy easily
accessible readily accessible maybe yeah
you're right and they and they all have
the answers yeah right they just don't
give them right which I I get it you're
trying to write a book it's got to be a
certain length it can't be a short essay
but it's like come on guys you have all
the answers
we get to this second huge battle it's
like couldn't that have waited for the
second book like did we have to like
squish all this in here because it's so
[Â __Â ] confusing because then she's
like we I'm just going to go visit my
friend in New York which she's been
thinking this whole time right like okay
so I'm not going to die now people
aren't going to try to kill me when I
walk out of the house I just want to go
see my friend shoban in New York and
safe place to stay which the guys were
in a grou real fast before they get to
New York
Warden called the house after that first
fight and he's like how the [Â __Â ] did
someone just tie on my like mate energy
link when I don't have a mate and what's
going on with that which Warden if just
for sake of clarity Warden Max who we
referenced earlier same person Max was
the name that Warden went by in College
correct that Arizona knew him by maxi
pad Max Cornwell Maxie pad I'm like you
know what you you really have to be in
love with a girl to let her casually
call call you maxi pad all the time also
Cornwall Reginald all this stuff I feel
like she just looked at a dictionary of
English words threw a [Â __Â ] Dart and
was like that's his first name that's
his last name Cornwall Reginald all that
I'm not against that also not that this
matters at all I just needed to reach
you guys Royal St George so she
confirmed she cuz Arizona went into as
we said she went into Warden Max's
bedroom saw the photo was like Yep this
is in fact the dude that I [Â __Â ] in
college this was the guy was in love
with SH I not say George and Shane are
come in confirm it's him there is a
threesome Shane sucks George's
balls after sex Billy and reg are back
like that how I know on this book work
that's the energy of the book though
yeah you're like okay yep you're like oh
yep there there's some sex yep oh his
balls are in his mouth well but I'm also
like just because these dudes are happy
to touch each other during a threesome
with a woman doesn't make them bisexual
like I hav I was like outside of well I
mean I guess like he sucked his dick at
one point and he put his balls in his
mouth at another point but also for the
most part it is always within the
context of a sexual experience with
Arizon yeah like it is never like they
are just on their
own having sex right or whatever no so
regardless eventually she decides to
take them to New York to stay at her
friend Shaban they get there Shaban
it turns out is at is in Barbados or
some [Â __Â ] with a client and then she
starts to put together that Shaban is a
call girl beyond that Shaban is a
succubus and she's like for [Â __Â ] sake
so all my best friends are [Â __Â ]
supernatural beings this is horeshit
also right before they got to Siobhan
they went and they got her a glamour so
that they could cover her ruins so that
way she could like be in the real world
without her ruins showing which was very
funny but I feel like we don't have time
to get into the whole thing but it was
funny yeah once again one of those where
you're like as a as a quick note she had
a glamour so that she could participate
in the world right um how the details of
how we got there they're not necessary
not important also it's not important
but I have to just note because his
thought is in my head Brit and shabon
hate each other hate each other Brit
really [Â __Â ] hates shabon mhm uh and
it's just weird it's a weird detail of
like yeah no that's a that's a fair
detail though yeah like stuck between
her two best friends she makes comments
about that a couple of times yeah she
talks about how her best friends like
she's like these my two best friends and
they hate each other it's like great Why
move on yeah go on well but then like it
comes out they hate each other because
succubi and werewolves hate each other
and so it's like a whole thing but so
they get to her apartment Shaban isn't
there but she's like stay yeah's like
hang out anyway like um and then
and Ari like calls it out on theone
she's like so is it that you're a
succubus posing as a call girl and
everyone's like oh thank God you know oh
that makes it so much easier less hard
to explain you're like oh we're we're
very I'm like so did all of them not
know that their best friend was like a
full-blooded Elemental this whole so
they didn't because gram because well
yes I recognize but I'm like they all
but I think my point underneath is that
there there's like clearly some level
of vibe yeah A vibe of like I'm like
okay so like the her College sweetheart
who she was obsessed with just happens
to be an element like her best friend is
are like suub by like clearly she's
projecting something into the world
where she's like bringing all of these
other Supernaturals into her life
because yes Graham's masked her but it
seems as though she's definitely still
attracting them and even I think at one
point George says something like like
calls to like like that's she's
attracting these supernatural beings
because like calls to like even with the
the spell on her to like to hide it yeah
yeah so all right I'm going to summarize
this next part real quick cool um
Arizona and the boys they all go out to
dinner during dinner grams is like hey
girl [Â __Â ] is sus not like things are not
good you need to be ready and be on the
radar things are about to go sideways
and she's like I'm too busy with my
husbands to care about your warnings
Graham look at the growth I'm so proud
of her she's calling them husbands
now you know and she does call that out
she's like look at me calling them
husbands I hear it
like she's like I'm proud of myself too
but what about my orgasm right uh yeah
so then they all go
dancing they're and they're getting like
super horny on the dance floor and then
like her boobs are out and then they're
[Â __Â ] and then there's Mt like there's
a lot of [Â __Â ] on the dance floor like
her tits are fully out it's not like
like we're just going to be real Sly in
a dark Al Cove and no one will see they
just take her tits out on the dance
floor and like hike her skirt up and
[Â __Â ] her you exhibitionist out there
this book is for you well in Arizona's
even like this feels like a bit much and
like Grandma shows up and is shouting at
her like you are not safe you need to
like be aware and she's like I can't GRS
to busy
[Â __Â ] and you're like what you're like
clearly like everyone in the club like
it's not just like them everyone in the
club is naked she's like at this point
there is an all male threesome good for
you guys like she like this feels so
good let's keep going um and then
suddenly the like all of the power goes
out in in the club everything is cut
then everyone in the club starts like
coming to again right and it's like
people are flipping the [Â __Â ] out and
they're not nearly as aroused or into it
as they were yeah what was it was it
Dane Cook he's like let's play a game
called who's
like that was the quote I don't oh God
who in my is in my mouth like something
like that who who's in my mouth who's in
my mouth that was let's play Let's play
a little game called who's in my mouth
and what they were playing in this club
that was the name of the club for all we
know who's in my
mouth not a direct quote but it's a
better quote close enough would you go
to a club called who's in my mouth um
not at the beginning of the
night yeah you got to graduate to that
[Â __Â ] that's like the third location also
I have I think I have quoted Tom seura
so many times in this podcast was like
talking about graduating to strip clubs
and like so shout out Tom sagur if you
listen you're the man beef beef yes you
got to graduate club called beef fart is
a better name for a strip
club oh you get it
incredible so the whole club is coming
too everyone is like no longer into it
they're realizing they're super drained
it's all like what what is happening why
are we all naked and then we realized
that the incubus incub was it Incubus or
was it one was it an incubi like was it
a specific person I think it was
at least one Incubus and one succubus it
was the queen succubus and her
cohort she saw but then dismissed at the
beginning when they got to the
club Rachel and Adonis I hate myself
that I remember all of these but but no
here's the thing when they said they're
like oh Rachel and Adonis are here so
you'll have to go say hi and then later
there was a comment about everyone that
had been that had like was with him was
dead or something like that I don't
remember that so it seemed it didn't my
interpretation was that like it wasn't
that like Rachel and Adonis were over it
it was like it just happened that they
were at the club the same night well it
seems like she doesn't know because the
guys are like the incubus did this like
the the succubus did this the sex demons
did this and she's like well I did see
Rachel and Adonis I don't remember that
comment yeah do you remember that
comment I don't I might have made it up
well when when they get to the
restaurant no when they get to I think
what when they get to the restaurant the
chef right is like you need to say hi to
Rachel and Adonis they're here and she
sees them but they never go talk to them
she does see them we have different
memories of that but that doesn't matter
we can move on in the book we so Warden
is there that's is there which is what
matters Warden cut the power with his
energy Elemental she's like Warden is
here and like looks across the street
and is like haha she's like Warden
you're here and then Zombies come out of
the sewers which like this was that was
what this book was missing I was like
man I really just wish this book had
[Â __Â ] zombies
SM we jumped the shark we jump the
zombies coming out of the sewer oh my
God what the hell is happening
battle there's a big battle the zombies
are they're like they keep coming out
and they keep fighting them but then
there's more and more and then Arizona
realizes that she can control them and
reaches out and like sends her power out
and essentially drops over SE 70 of them
at once I think she said she like
counted 73 in her head but essentially
told them all to stop fighting it could
have 69 it couldn't have been so obvious
low hanging fruit it was low hanging
fruit there's been way too much low
hanging fruit George's
balls is that specific to George was
there something about did you just
choose a name I know I was think I just
ch chose the name but now that I think
about it he was the earth Elemental and
he was all about flowers and trees and
[Â __Â ] was he the one that Shan sucked his
balls I don't remember trees grounded
low hanging fruit
balls I think look at the drunk kids
we're doing so great I think Shane
sucked his balls
sure I I couldn't tell you shouts out
George George and your low hanging balls
was it Daniel Tosh stand up we're just
covering all the comedians where he
talks about how each year he gets a
tattoo on his inner thigh his
balls right like the like the door frame
for how tall you
are just name as as many comedians as
possible so when one listens to smut
Club it's like oh [Â __Â ] it's G to blow up
shout
outs um so Arizona takes out all all 70
plus zombies at once but then passes out
as well days yes she comes to 3 days
later um here are my notes cuz this is
really the end of the book and I'm not
going to lie a lot of it didn't make
sense so feel free to fill in anything
that I have missed Arizona comes to
three days later why do I when I start
reading my notes I feel like I'm reading
a ha coup like I feel like I'm going to
a specific head space it's not a hi coup
but I should write it I am I should
write be
amazing comes Arizona comes to 3 Days
Later biop parents have shown want her
to be their energy source big big fight
happens Arizona realizes the guys are
being drained through her she reaches
inside herself and freezes their
connections notices there is an a metal
Elemental to so they do actually have a
sept right as opposed to a sext because
if we were including warden so there's
already Five Guys in her that makes them
she thought she was in a quad realized
Max Warden was there realized she was
actually in a sex now realizing there's
a sept there's a metal Elemental that
none of them have met um the fight's not
going well the Grandma's neighbor is a
fairy this she was in the book earlier
we just kind of forgot to mention her
she owed Grandma a favor which comes in
and kind of help saves the day um
Arizona's dad his name is Daniel and his
wives take off
um er wait I was a little
drunk Ari fear I'm search of her last
husband that is what my note says which
does not I will say that very accurately
represents you everybody's thought when
they're reading the End of This Book
yeah yeah wait what if you weren't drunk
you felt like it by the end of this well
I like that all of us individually were
like I ReRe the last like 20% last night
and went what the [Â __Â ] happened all
three of us said that individually we're
like we're like trying to keep track of
all of it and then they're like then so
Daniel and his wives take off and
they're and then Siobhan shows up the
friend who wasn't at her house in New
York and it's like I know where he went
beat the [Â __Â ] up too like her makeup is
messed up and she's like I don't
remember that I don't remember
the sure she you can tell me anything
happened in this book and then the [Â __Â ]
muffin oh we left that out they killed
the [Â __Â ] muffin oh they killed the [Â __Â ]
muffin oh [Â __Â ] completely I completely
forgot about that yeah they killed the C
muffin and then it ends on that
Cliffhanger for us to follow into the
shows up and she's like I know where he
went and then she passes out and that's
the end I honestly don't even remember
her for passing out I
think I'm I'm looking at the last page
here and also In fairness won can tell
us it doesn't matter it really does not
matter because
TBC to be continued uh I had to think
about that so hard I'm going to be I'm
going to be real with you I was like TB
don't say d T2 B I mean it could be TBD
considering she's got five of them
that's I was watching um a clip recently
of Jason
seagull um talking about all oh it was
he was given a quote and he had to guess
what movie it was from or like what
thing he he'd started that it was from
and it was actually super fun to like
watch him go through the 10 quotes but
there was one that it was the one from
Forgetting Sarah Marshall where he's
like I want to be my L all over her
cheese like whatever it was but he's
like honestly guys he's like that line
was ad lied completely met up on the
moment he's like I'm very proud of that
that line like made it in the movie he's
like I want to be my L all over her te
that's fantastic like and I and even as
he said it I was like I want
to like my like it took me a second to
realize where we were going I want to be
M oh okay I see where we live yeah just
took a second to get there more than I
wanted oh my gosh okay sorry what what
have you found for us here here's what
I'm going to read and this is I'm going
to read a little bit and then do you
want me to read the last bit of the book
or leave that for everybody else to
discover I'm going to leave that to you
great follow your heart here we go Shon
sioban Shan I've been watching a lot of
succession finally finished it shiv is
what I'm going to go with shiv I asked
blinking away my surprise and try not to
hyperventilate from the Sudden Rush of
adrenaline she smiled at me and I could
see that her white teeth were smeared
with blood ew I think I might know where
Daniel's going Dad she said and then
heel the and then the heels fell from
her hand and she collapsed on the
sidewalk right next to the fairy digging
through the trash the neighbor yeah my
name is Arizona smoke why a funado x
Barista hey and wife to four five six
Supernatural
plumbers there are two more sentences
that I will let the
readers discover um
are all of them plumbers or is she
married to or four out of her six
plumbers is Warden a plumber is that H I
don't think we ever find out in the
first book I I I haven't even read the
rest of the series but I'm going to I
apprciate I did two years ago and I
couldn't tell you oh yeah yeah I reread
the first one for this specifically but
continuity does not feel like the
strength here CT muffin is the strength
that's what I thought you were you said
it I was like [Â __Â ] muffin [Â __Â ] muffin is
a Str continuity not so much but it's
like four five six Supernatural
plumbers who knows if they're plumbers
who knows if they're not read the second
book to find out to find
out elements of mischief number two I
think it's what's this the next one
called H jinkx her the series elements
of ruin ruin you are correct y hij Jinks
herum elements of Ruin is book number
two woo okay guys we made rating scale
yeah what's our rating scale [Â __Â ]
muffins wrenches wrenches wrenches
plungers toilet so many [Â __Â ] tattooed
and pierced
plungers and honestly I feel like there
was a lot we left out we did leave out
so much for the sake of time God and it
was still a long one but like there was
so there were so many details you just
we couldn't get to no we left out all of
the like
steel pipe wrenches and the number of
pump puns pumps puns and I was going for
puns but then I was thinking of I was
like other puns and I landed on pumps so
that's where we're at yeah um okay
Weston yes as the guest host thank you
what is our rating scale rating scale
okay so I'm GNA defer for a second let
me explain why uh I like this is
my first foray like I said
into this kind of literature yep that's
generous highbrow yeah highbrow just the
classics it's
fantastic please go to a up there with
no I Great Expectations um a could you
please drive to Barnes & Noble and try
and find this on the shelves and then
move it to the
classic I want it right next to Anna Ken
yes oh right war in
peace as soon as I can drive
yes sh uh okay so what is give me a
typical rating scale and I will base my
rating off of that so In fairness there
isn't one love it we choose one randomly
we've done Hugh Jackman's we have done
um we choose a random rating scale and
number the number is irrelevant we just
choose a random number but then the
rating scale is is each book it is
something related to that episode right
cool love it yeah so you could do uh
plungers wrenches
toilets sewer drains muffins muffins
okay [Â __Â ] muffins sure is one out of 10
okay and exceptional plunger is 10 from
[Â __Â ] muffin to exceptional plunger oh
wow how we feeling
oh no normally I just go to like zero to
[Â __Â ]
muffin no [Â __Â ] muffin
evil no wait oh wait no I'm changing my
mind based on that based on that accent
uh from [Â __Â ] muffin to where's my orgasm
oh
okay or are we going to go from where's
my orgasm to lightning falling from the
ground because she found her orgasm and
it caused her to how many like strikes
how many yeah how many strikes of
lightning is our rating for this how
many Soul
snatched oh wow okay we have so many
options I'm leaning into y'all here oh
no um Hannah where you want to where you
want to be uh lightning strikes feels
right for 10 or
bottom for so we just go zero to
lightning to seven lightning strikes
zero to seven lightning strikes okay
here's the thing
I like I wanted to like this book so
much you did CU you texted me about it
when you first started it yeah I was
like oh this is going to be so fun and
then I started I was like this is you
also told me it was really fun well I
remembered it being really fun from the
first half and then I think I blacked
out the second half CU I did read it two
years ago uhhuh okay yeah so I think in
my mind I was like element of elements
of Mischief I really liked that the
first half and
um I also haven't read the rest of the
series so my Standalone for just this
one which I think is important that we
know that this is just for elements of
Mischief this is not for the whole High
Jinx herum series
boy um Craig and Weston have a very
sweet very appropriately Craig has shown
up to end this episode yes he has um I'm
going to say out of seven lightning
strikes
three I was going to say three three
lightning strikes I was going to say
three okay what where do you feel Weston
I mean three to four was kind of where I
was leaning um I have no
reference but based on this conversation
and what we've kind of talked about how
different this
is uh from normal the craer is right up
in my business right now CRA is really
he's like I would like my purring to be
picked up by this mic if you could make
that happen thanks so much listen here
[Â __Â ] we're about to Snug uh but yeah I
would say like four out of seven I
appreciated the differentiation there
how it just wasn't like mad living
the the smut form we're going to be a
little bit different there're going to
be some poor
plumbers Arizona's G to kind of suck it
was some different tropes right like it
was not the
standard fair that we could have thrown
your way for your first VOR into this
world I kind of found myself Midway
through being like what the hell am I
reading and then at the end I was like I
kind of want to read elements of Ruin
yeah I kind of want to get this I kind
of want to finish it that's how it gets
you it is yeah you're like every time
you're like oh [Â __Â ] I'm still in this
and then the end you're like well better
download the next one and like like this
far yeah you're like I need to know what
happens but the worst part is when
you're like oh [Â __Â ] there's
four all right I'm already signed
doubling down here we go you're like I'm
already 25% of the way through godamn
okay so three and a three we said three
you said four so let's land on three and
a half out of seven lightning bolts um
right at 50% yeah right at 50% y'all let
us know what you think um would you rate
it more would you rate it less would you
change the rating system to something
more plumming Plum what damn it Plumbing
related Plumbing not plumming that's
perhaps puns puns and plungers are not
the same word um would you change your
rating scale to something more Plumbing
plunger MH related wrenches
wrenches pipes yeah pipes Dragons I'm
going to stop um dragons I like that
you're like you know Plumbing you got
your wrenches you got your plumbers you
got your dragons and I'm like wait what
naming
nouns okay so three and a half out of
seven lightning strikes I you know I
would also say three and a half out of
seven plungers I think either works I
think either one is good yes but don't
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pups oh pups not even puppies [Â __Â ] pu I
know I did that just now I didn't do it
on purpose but I landed on it you landed
on it bye
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