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here's your hosts Chelsea and Anna

hey everybody Welcome to smut Club I'm

Chelsea I'm Anna

welcome to the [ __ ] show

that's an app that's an apt introduction

yeah it feels right for Where We Are

you know both personally professionally

just um emotionally really yeah yeah

just on this day we're recording just

that really welcome to the [ __ ] show

really covers Us on all bases on every

front

man I should start using that more it's

really all-encompassing it really is

like maybe like

I'd get yeah no that wouldn't go well I

was wondering if I could put it as my

sign off on my email signature Network

you couldn't do that I don't think

I did see where like one like on I think

was on Tick Tock or like one gen Z girl

kept like changing her and she was like

until my boss notices and I'm like I

feel like my bosses would notice very

quickly

and then it would

depending on who got the email I would

have someone sending me a chat being

like you free to hop on a link real fast

Within

like end of business if not the next day

for sure for sure you know so that made

me think of this isn't super relevant

but

um for those who have listened to our

very first episode

um cardigan guy from where I work

yesterday was his last day he is moving

on and really excited about what's

coming next and everything and so we did

a whole thing to say goodbye to him

yesterday we had lunch and all this

stuff and somebody got him a card that

we were all supposed to sign

and I did not know what to write

so I just put warmest regards

and that was it in his card and when uh

I saw him at the end of the day and I

was like officially saying goodbye he

was like I just want you to know that uh

where Mr guards hurt the most hurt the

most well there's also like

depending on how I feel like work cards

like depending on how many people are

signing them a lot a lot you can only

write best of luck we'll miss you like

so many times you're like what can I put

that's different and not what every

single other person put so you're like

I'm gonna shoot my shot and he's like

your shot

hit really hard yeah your shot landed

well I also so we do this thing where I

work

called transformation so when patients

finish their time we give them a word

and quotes and stuff and it's all very

sweet

so somebody had the idea to do this for

him and he is

um not that kind of individual and I

immediately knew that he would hate it

so I was like yes I will take this on I

will do that you're like he'll hate it

let's let's [ __ ] go find me the [ __ ]

up I full named him on the sheet right

we gave him the word growth as his word

to take with him everybody on the team

is sending me uh like quotes and [ __ ] so

I put what a long strange trip it's been

like on the front and then somebody put

something about like

you know uh as long as you are moving

forward in growth you're never falling

behind or something like that all the

super like uplifting [ __ ] and then I put

the picture of Michael Scott in front of

the Whiteboard where it says you missed

100 of the shots you don't take Wayne

Gretzky Michael Scott

um

it was an absolute disaster but he

didn't know that it was me

because my boss presented it to him I

didn't know that she was gonna read

every quote

so she stood there incredible and read

every quote including one that was

something along the lines of like

um

don't ask me how my day was at work it's

a lot like a drive-by shooting I'm just

glad I made it out alive

oh my gosh she read that out loud she

read that out loud and I was like oh

[ __ ] me running like

I didn't choose that quote

but I did include it so

incredible yeah so then I told him at

the end of the day that it was me and he

was like

I [ __ ] hate you

I was like I'll miss you too love you

too buddy I wish you well on your future

endeavors so there was I think it was

Big Trouble in Little China the 80s

movie yeah

but there was like some I could be

getting my my 80s adventure movies

confused but

there's a quote where they like go and

like to get this advice and he's like

The Oxen are slow

but the Earth is patient

and they're like what like that that

advice is not helpful for what we needed

but that's what I thought of when you

were like having to submit a quote about

growth I 100 would have gone with the ox

in our slow but the Earth is patient and

then when you're like and then my boss

read all of them out loud I was just

like

no one would know what to do it was

really bad oh that feels like a

mockumentary like a Parks and Rec it

went a little bit yeah and he even said

when I told him it was me

um I felt a little bit like

um what's her name on Game of Thrones

like I've never watched Game of Thrones

what okay then I don't feel bad about it

well honestly the show was a bit of a

letdown the books have been excellent

but Christ only knows if he's ever gonna

finish the story but the point is

there's at one point this old woman

kills a lot of people

um as revenge for the death of her own

family and so she's about to die she

knows she's about to die and then she's

like tell the queen it was me I want her

to know and

that is exactly what I felt like I was

like

if he hadn't come to see me I would have

told him later but like

tell William it was me I wanted to know

well not that it really leads us into

two days it doesn't but because we

should probably pivot there at some

point that is why we're here I guess

um today we're here for the book you can

have Manhattan by P is her name last

name danjelico I don't know it's

d-a-n-g-e-l-i-c-o

yeah

I feel better than dang elico like

that's what I was just

like

so sorry if you're listening to this P I

also I should have looked up what peace

did for

eign

Frangelico

that's not it no so what is this part of

Japan I don't know like all these words

feel similar rolling off my tongue oh

geez we're not even drinking what honey

pseudonym

P for pseudonym

because the English language is stupid

and pseudonym starts with a P it it is

not an easy language I feel very bad

when people when like people are like

how do why and I'm like I don't know

either bro these words are confused in a

[ __ ] so all right um you can have

Manhattan it's feel good it's just like

light-hearted it's

honestly there's a lot of like really

funny

things and like parts of this book that

are like very understated right

um

in a way that I was like man I'm bummed

that like we won't be able to capture

all of it so if you're just like looking

for I'm just gonna tell you now if

you're looking for like a cozy rom-commy

book I would recommend this one this is

like a worm bowl of nothing level

um

I would rate it higher than some of the

warm bowls of nothing like it's

definitely like

do I see a world where JLo stars in the

TV well no that's made in Manhattan

that's why I thought of JLo I was gonna

say the main girl in this one is blonde

so not JLo

um like at one point in the book there's

a drunk dude hitting on her at the bar

he's like has anyone ever told you you

look like Blake Lively and she's like

not anyone sober it's like kind of the

energy I like it of this book so we open

with Sydney we do go back and forth

between Sydney and Scott's points of

view

um

I feel like there is a little bit more

like Sydney than Scott but honestly

there's a lot where I'm like you don't

really like need to stand yeah like I

feel like there's some chapters where

you're like oh it's important to note

we're switching then I feel like this

happens in like the book The the needed

book that we just like recently reviewed

right where like you're like there's

dual points of view but then like a lot

of the times you're like it doesn't

really matter so we open with Sydney she

is a high power lawyer she's general

counsel for Black Stone holding she's

been there for like a decade

her boss is Frank Blackstone

he's this like ruthless hard ass who

also loves a good prank she like

describes where like he once through a

Gala

um and then didn't like charge anyone

for it like he like threw this like Gala

and then afterwards stuck all of the

attendees with the bill and then when

they didn't pay he's like oh you want me

to go public with the fact that you

didn't pay for this Gala that he took

all of the money and donated it to a

charity like that level of Ruthless and

I'm like I [ __ ] with it I like that a

lot with this man and he's very much a

father figure to Sydney

so

okay we're gonna start a little Bad News

Bears he's dying

so you're like here's this character

that's really endearing and very lovable

now that you enjoy him and are

semi-attached to him he is he's more of

like a ruthless [ __ ] but like

endearing in that yeah so he has he's

telling Sydney he has melanoma it's come

back and he has a year at most

um

Frank it's very important to him because

he's Frank Blackstone and he wants

Blackstone holding to stay in the family

and he very much views Sydney as family

um so he's like I want you to take my

place as CEO like I want you to step

into that role this is my My Wish

um but he's like I need my family to

maintain controlling interest I view you

as family are you legally my family no

so what I need you to do is marry my son

my small favor my Playboy [ __ ] son

who's like 38 years old and Sydney's

like yeah I remember him

I kissed him at like she doesn't say

this but like it's like ruminating on it

and she's like I kissed him at

um like Frank's daughter's wedding

things went sideways she's like I heard

a story about one time he like he's like

go [ __ ] anything that moves he brought

home a clown she had a mini donkey with

her like

he's just like yeah yeah I know I know

who Scott is yeah but that would be my

son yep yes so Frank's like you need to

marry Scott my son and you need to stay

together for three years and then get

divorced I don't give a [ __ ] I don't

give a [ __ ] but like you need I'm gonna

be dead anyway truly he's like for my

plan to come to fruition I need you to

marry my son and stay married for at

least three years

and so Sydney reluctantly says yes but

also like this company is very important

to her she's been there forever

um so then Frank calls Scott

and he's like like hey by the way I have

a plan yeah and he's like so

I need you to marry Sydney and Scott's

like also ruminating is like I remember

her I kissed her at my sister's wedding

and then she need me in the balls and

you don't forget a woman who almost

turned you into a eunuch like it's very

this is where he's at right

um and so Frank's like you need to marry

Sydney and Scott's like I will not thank

you for offering and friends like I will

cut you off financially and Scott's like

cool I run a ranch

um out here in Wyoming it is very

lucrative I'm doing great so cut me off

I don't give a [ __ ] and so then

Franklin goes for like

the the kill shot and

um tells him that um he's like well you

know all of that land you've been having

me buy up for years because you want to

like like land preservation is the only

thing you give a [ __ ] about and you want

to turn it into a national park

cool if you don't marry Sydney I'm gonna

break up all of those millions of acres

and sell them off oh cool she's on her

she's on her way to Wyoming that's cold

yeah he's like she's on the private jet

she'll be there soon pick her up from

the airport be a doll right oh also

worth noting Frank told ask Sydney not

to tell Scott about his diagnosis was

like I want to tell my son in my time

and Sydney's like I respect that like

it's not really like mine to tell

um but yes so Scott runs the Lazy S

Ranch in Wyoming

um does s stand for [ __ ] lazy [ __ ] lazy

[ __ ] lazy Scott I don't know I don't I

don't I feel like they might clarify at

some point I don't really remember

um but he's like 38 now he really has

settled down over all of these years

he's like a solid business man is like

doing great just like but he's also like

yeah I went to business school I was

gonna follow my dad's footsteps not

where I wanted to be I am a rancher in

my soul

I mean my words not his

um yeah so

the plan is that like Sydney's gonna go

out there hang out Scott they'll get

married do what they need to do and then

she's gonna trade like two weeks on two

weeks off between Wyoming and New York

um Sydney like Checks Into The Four

Seasons is admiring like a cowboy at the

bar as she walks past him to her room

and she's like man that'll make them

like that in New York goes to her room

it's Scott what

he's at the he knows she's gonna be at

the Four Seasons because he's like where

else would she be he's like she's a boot

like a bougie frigid ice queen this is

the only thing that would be up to her

standard so

he's at the bar trying to get a glimpse

at her and he's like she's still really

beautiful she still looks like a frigid

ice [ __ ] she's kind of like his thought

with it and so

he goes and knocks on her hotel room

door and

um is like hey

I need you to call this off and she's

like I will not but thank you

but like how he tries to escalate it

he's like

are you sure you want to be married to

me like I I swear a lot I drink a lot I

stay out all night she's like

yeah okay he's like

I bring I bring women home like I've sex

with a lot of women and she's like

okay

and he goes sometimes I have orgies and

she's like really like with other men

and then he's like no no you're not

you're not paying attention to the

details I was like sometimes I have

orgies and then she's like do you want

me to draft an NDA that you can give

them

like don't threaten me with a good time

babe like come on no truly she's like

is any of this supposed to phase me like

so he eventually gets frustrated and

he's like fine we'll talk tomorrow

make sure you do the security lock on

your door when I leave and it takes off

he's like she's frigid this will scare

her off truly nope no no no at all so

then

um we meet Scott's best friend Ryan and

his office manager Laurel who are just

like fun endearing Side characters like

and they're the only ones he tells about

this Arrangement that it's not like

going to be a true marriage and his best

friend is like

is she hot

and he's like she's my future wife and

he's like

what is she hot so yes

and he's like [ __ ] this I'm not getting

the responses I want and toward me from

people here why won't you just do what I

want right truly Scott's like I'm trying

to kill this deal before it gets legs

under it and everyone's like

okay so she

you have to marry a hot lady for three

years my heart breaks for you my guy

who's like successful in her own right

and not like mooching off of you we hate

this for you

what a terrible predicament you're in

you're like

so it's the next morning Scott goes to

pick Sydney up from the hotel he shows

up in this like

rickety [ __ ] pickup truck with his two

giant dogs that are Irish Wolfhounds

nice

those are not small dogs they are not no

like huge they're huge if you need a

good laugh like

Google Irish Wolfhounds and like look at

how large they are and especially when

they think they're lap dogs yes oh so

cute they're like I feel like they're

like as close to Clifford as you're

gonna get yeah kind of yeah like they

are they are huge dogs

so he picks her up in this like

rickety pickup truck with his two giant

dogs who smell like they live on a ranch

because they do because they do he's

like hitting every pothole like at one

point she almost drops her phone but

then like to save her phone she like but

it's her head on the dashboard and she's

like

cool cool cool cool this [ __ ] this is

fine this is fine

um also on this drive why she had her

phone in her hand she's she declined a

call from her grandmother's attorney we

do find out her grandmother recently

passed away that will come into play

so

they get to the ranch he gives her a

tour of his cabin it's like 500 square

feet super outdated like the only

updated thing at all is a flat screen TV

but like it's like one of those like

Walmart Navy comforters on the bed like

nothing else like very Bare Bones lumpy

couch kind of energy she's like

well there's one bed here like what's

the sleeping Arrangement and he's like

I guess you sleep on the couch and she's

like okay I've slept in worse places and

like we will learn more about her as

this goes but like pretty much

everything he's doing to try and face

her she's like I've had worse like right

try me bro like I've had worse all I can

sleep on a lumpy couch

um

also then like Scott I forgot Scott

called his sister for camaraderie and

like tells her what's happening he's

like I have to marry Sydney Evans or

whatever I think her last name is Evans

and his sister's like just starts

hysterically laughing and she's like

LOLs that girl hates you

suck bro good luck

love you bye

Scott is not giving any of the sympathy

he's like where's the support truly so

she's back at the Four Seasons at this

point he texts her and he's like be

ready to fly by four they go to Vegas to

get married

um they check in to the hotel and he's

like be at the chapel at nine don't be

late and he just takes off so like

they're not really

bonding as husband and wife at this

point

um well they also aren't husband and

wife yeah yeah at this point

um so she is there at like nine o'clock

he's not 9 15 year olds around he's not

9 30 rolls around he's not and she's

like

I'm being stood up for my own wedding

that I didn't even want to be a part of

that is like part of essentially a

business deal because my father figure

is dying like what like this is like a

new low right standing here with [ __ ]

Elvis at the wedding chapel in Vegas

oh

right

um and so while she's standing there and

it's like kind of embarrassed

um and she's just kind of thinking about

her life choices that have led her right

here right how did I get here yes she's

like what so

um we do learn that there's someone from

her past that she'd like she'd

previously hired a pi to try and find

um we learned she also grew up in like a

very like con oppressively conservative

religious household

um and she decided in the time that when

they got to Vegas and she was like oh I

should like I'm gonna try and find a

dress that I like to wear tonight and

she found a dress that she's like I

splurged on it I really don't want to

get married multiple times in my life

while I don't know like but she's like I

swear on this wedding dress it covers my

scars is what we know we don't we don't

know more about that

so

the door crashes open Scott stumbles in

completely trashed love that

completely completely trashed they

Exchange rings he actually like

she got his ring size wrong so like she

like shoves a ring that's way too small

like well she realizes it's not gonna

fit he's like it'll fit it'll be fine

like jams it on his finger ah

the ring he got her he actually like got

her like a very very nice

bougie Tiffany's diamond ring sort of

energy

um but it's too big so like this is too

small hers is too big

um when he kisses the bride they're like

oh we do still have that chemistry

though I know I need him in the balls

before but we do have that chemistry so

this is like this poor woman clearly has

had a very difficult life and is

thinking back on her apparently

difficult life that we don't have a ton

of details about she's like I didn't

want to do this in the first place I

don't ever want to get married again

this is my one shot my stupid husband to

be is nowhere to be found and then shows

up smash Hammer [ __ ] drunk and she's

like alrighty here we go that's sad I

don't know what I would do if I showed

up on my wedding day and my husband was

trashed before the ceremony

nothing good

my husband just like chuckled which I

don't I don't know how to interpret it's

concerning my husband was sober when we

got married you sure about that

he says you would have been pissed yeah

you know that would not

would not have gone gone great nope I

did have some friends get married

Florida and the groom gave all of the

groomsmen filled flasks as their gifts

oh but then they all drank them before

the I'm like watching them take pictures

and there's like a gate at the entry of

this like of the drive of this like very

nice event space

one of the Crimson is like hanging off

of it and I was like oh yeah there he is

a friend I know

I know like when when I tell you I was

so proud of the groomsmen for making it

down the aisle in a straight line I was

like oh thank [ __ ] he didn't fall over

nobody tripped I was like no one was

swerving like there was no Bob and weave

happening I was so nervous

like truly what would you do Hannah if

you showed up to your wedding

and your spouse your soon-to-be spouse

was trashed I mean

I it depends if it's my current husband

I'd have been like well it's been really

nice knowing you I love you but I'm not

doing this by but that's probably what I

would do regardless

yeah I feel like there's like very

little context in which I would be like

yeah you get a pass you know what I mean

no nobody gets passed like you don't get

a pass

no I was also once at a wedding where

the groom like between the sound so like

the ceremony took place

the ceremony and reception took place in

a gazebo so there was a ceremony

everyone went and ate on the lawn right

and then they flip like they took all of

the chairs out to the lawn and then the

Gazebo is there for dancing so like in

the time like there was really no place

to go like you were very much out in the

opening time um by the time dancing

started

his eyes were so glazed like he was so

stoned oh like to the point that like

people were noting it right and I'm like

I do remember and I should formally

apologize to our best man at our wedding

but I told him if he was stoned at our

reception I would cut his balls off and

he's like no need to threaten me and I

go not a threat it's a promise Jesus oh

yeah then he was like I think afterwards

he told Vance he's like

your fiance is intense man

she's a little scary my guy but also

that was the context I had like not just

like someone who like recreationally

casually is like a little high but like

someone who took the edge off or

whatever yes like the difference between

like the my experience was a groom being

so blazed at his wedding that all of the

wedding guests were like

did you see him right right so that was

the context I should apologize to her

best man because he's a really wonderful

human and I realize it came off a little

strong yeah yeah I could see that but I

think it depends on a lot of things like

how much money have I already spent on

this day how many people are here what

time is it how much notice do I have

like I can see I would hope that I would

be firm enough to set a boundary and be

like I am not [ __ ] doing this do you

need to give a speech right yeah but

also it's like hold on

is it even legal at that point like if

you're that intoxicated and we sign a

contract oh yeah and you're the witness

right

no that is fair two things one I watched

a tick tock yesterday of a mom giving a

speech at her son's wedding and she's

like let's call him bill I don't know

what his name was and she's like so

bill has always had a thing for feet

and she's like truly every girl he dated

always had really nice feet and when he

told me he wanted to go to the

University of Hawaii I thought all the

girls there will wear sandals this will

work you will meet a nice one and be

able like he will see that she has nice

feets like and when I met his current

wife she has great feet it was like the

whole speech no

you can't come back from that I don't

think she was trying to come back from

it like no I mean Bill can't come back

from that

your mom just dragged your foot fetish

in front of Christ and everybody and

then it made it to tick tock yeah like

R.I.P bill

that's it that's it oh oh truly also I

was talking to a girl last week who told

me she was like yeah when I got married

we didn't even invite our family we

rented a house in Costa Rica and partied

for a week nice she's like the one thing

my husband requested was fire dancers

for the night of our ceremony I was like

that feels like a great time yeah but

I'm like all right that also feels a

little different to me if you're high in

Costa Rica and there's some fire dancers

there that is a different energy than

like yes it's our whole family is there

church wedding right well to be fair

I didn't get married in a church so me

either I didn't that wouldn't really

matter but

I got married in a Vineyard

honestly let's be real I Think Jesus

would have preferred because wine I

would agree not that the wine there was

incredible but we did feel out like

we're like you can't bring outside wine

to a Vineyard can you and I guess you

could before taste kind of rude anyway

anyway

um so they're married Scott had a lot of

wine or whatever he was drinking right

before I showed up drunk the next day

Scott is super hungover he hears Sydney

on the phone just being like it's done

like she's talking to Frank

um and he walks out annoyed and he's

like you couldn't have like stayed quiet

like they were in a sweet like a giant

Suite had their own bedrooms right he's

like you that like you couldn't wait to

take phone calls out here until like

afternoon and she's like

yeah so it's 3 P.M like I just got back

from a run and he noted like he like

noted he's like oh she looks real nice

in her workout clothes he's like I wish

my wife weren't a frigid ice [ __ ]

because

she real good looking

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so

they get back to Wyoming he continues to

be a dick like doesn't talk to her on

the flight back

um the next day like she comes to the

office at the ranch like she meets

Laurel and Ryan like he just continues

to be a dick but also like in being a

dick he's like expecting her to be

really high maintenance and she's not so

like

nothing is phasing her as he hopes it

would and like

Ryan says something about like yeah one

of the Bulls is like causing a bunch of

problems like we might have to like do

something about it and she's like like

oh like yeah and

and Scott's like that's the way the land

baby doll like very much like

yes you can't handle ranch life like if

animals being put down in Humane ways

and then Ryan's like

yeah I just went we'd have to like put

them in a different pasture for the

record

I am loving that everybody is just like

cutting him off at the knees 100 oh

we're not here for it oh no like so

Laurel's like we would love to have you

over for dinner tomorrow night and

Scott's like we can't I'm busy and she's

like what about Wednesday night he's

like can't do that either he's like what

about Thursday he's like nope

and so then she just looks at Sydney and

she's like do you want to get lunch on

Friday

and then she looks at and Cindy's like

oh my gosh that'd be like so nice and

then Laura looks at Scott and she's like

and I will be taking a long lunch like

[ __ ] you and the horse you rode in on

I love it yes also like Scott yells at

her and he's like you can't wear those

like tight running leggings and be

distracting my men branches are

dangerous places I don't like that

energy I mean he's also like not

entirely wrong and that does come into

play later

um but like yeah part of it's just being

a little bit possessive but part of it

is he's like

don't be like

I think at some level there is genuine

concern that

she like ranches are I mean safe yeah

like I wouldn't like maybe like

dangerous isn't the right word but like

unsafe like you just have to be more

Vigilant like

very large animals and heavy equipment

heavy equipment all that kind of stuff

right

so but even like Ryan is like really

amused and smiling at her than Scott's

like rumbling to himself and he's like

what is my best friend [ __ ] like

smiling at my wife like that and he's

like I don't wanna have her but like I

don't want anyone else to have her it's

kind of is I'm very annoyed by him like

it's adorable that he's all like the

word that's coming to mind and I know

this should not really be the word but

it is the word like this impotent anger

that he has like that's what I keep

thinking like like he's so angry but he

can't do anything about it because no

one will [ __ ] with him about it and so

he's like I'm just imagining grumpy

hands on hips and like a little foot

stomp you know like that's what it is is

it insolent

insolent no it's impotent it is it is I

thought infinite rage yeah

I thought impotence was when you were

shooting blanks

that's another word for it but see the

English language it's so hard to learn

like impotent means like without power

so he has all this anger and he can't do

anything with it

okay no that is that is valid and you

know those do go hand in hand right like

you okay

um

but anyways Sydney had come to the

office to make hey like I just wanted to

like tell you like the water heater's

broken so like I took a cold shower this

morning like not the end of the world

just want to like tell you and he was

like

I thought like a cold shower like you

found like he was like tinkering with

the water heater and the furnace to like

make it miserable for her and he's like

[ __ ] up and he's like she wasn't even

faced by the cold shower like really

trying his best and so then he's like

hey Ryan could you have someone

um go out to the cabin to look at the

water heater

and Ryan's like wait the cabin

no oh no and so Scott's like yeah the

cabin anyway on to the next thing like

no he has a whole house doesn't he

we'll get there no not 100. that's so

[ __ ] up she didn't give a [ __ ] though

no so really he's the only one that's

miserable and uncomfortable so much is

what happened but like Ryan straight up

calls him he's like dude if she wasn't

your wife you would be so into her she's

entirely your type

if she was not your wife like you were

being a stubborn

impotent not in insult what does

insolent mean

Vance can you look up the word I feel

like I know what insolent means it's

like like

irreverent and like not not

following I think fans looked it up if

you want him to tell you instead of you

if he didn't do it already that was fast

audaciously rude or disrespectful

irreverent as I said

foreign

both impotent and insolent are valid

here cool

so Sydney's like all right I'm gonna go

into town I'm gonna get some groceries

she really loves cooking we also learned

that like growing up she essentially

just ate like boiled chicken and

unseasoned like veggies and rice

um ew yeah also not because like her the

family couldn't afford better just

because like the like very like

the Lord doesn't like flair and like

kind of one of those right so any sort

of seasoning will make you sin

human is against the Lord

don't even get me started on paprika

listen coriander the the path to hell is

paved with coriander

not good intentions spices spices and

Seasonings

um and so she goes to the grocery store

like gets all this stuff like she's like

okay I'm gonna like make dinner like I

need I need to eat anyway I'll make

enough for both of us this [ __ ]

walks in like takes one one bite and

it's like it's missing something and

just like gets up and like walks out

wow yeah and so I'm team Sydney

yes

it like we will become team Scott and

it's like when you read it it's more

endearing than probably how I'm like

describing him right now right

um but yeah he like continues to be

aloof he's like gone every morning

before she wakes up kind of energy like

stays out really late

um

Sydney's sassy gay assistant Miller

shows up because we love a sassy gay yes

and like

quintessential rom-com Trope the sassy

gay assistant

um

which like he shows up with a truck with

like all of her stuff that like got

shipped out there and Scott like sees

her like talking to it he's like who's

this dude yeah

like my very least Miller's married to a

man named Paul like let's be honest here

he's not a threat

um and he's like definitely addictive

when he meets him but then like less of

a dick when he learns he's gay right

um but it's also like babe why do you

care if I'm talking to a man you're

never around you don't want to spend

time with me like [ __ ] [ __ ] or get

off the pot I've been like in Scots like

internal monologue you definitely like

it's very much like and I don't like her

stupid hair and her stupid cute face and

like it's kind of his energy

oh that's so Middle School it is but

he's 38 and runs a ranch in Wyoming

what a mess

um

so then on Miller's final day there

um Miller and Sydney go out for lunch at

the Four Seasons and then when they walk

in Scott's at the bar

um and had been there for a business

meeting which Sydney like doesn't know

but like he's chatting with the

bartender that he's friends with who is

also an ex of his and like is like

smiling and laughing with her and

Sydney's like she doesn't smile or laugh

with me even though like it actually is

innocent like right and to the point

that like Scott sees Sydney and then is

like why do I feel so guilty like

nothing was happening it was entirely

Innocent but it's like

maybe I've been a dick but like

I got like blackmailed into this

freaking marriage like it's very much

like what he keeps coming back to he's

like I got blackmailed under this

marriage

not necessarily realizing like

Sydney was strong-armed as well because

she's been keeping her mouth shut why

would she agree you know she's not

thinking about no her no well he just

thinks that like

she's in it for the money yeah she's in

it for the position in the company right

is is kind of where he's at so

Scott sees her and feels guilty and is

like okay maybe I should like try and

make amends with my wife so like she's

running on the property and he's like in

his in his truck and he like sees her

and like tries to talk to her and she

just like won't stop and like keeps

keeps running and then he like gets

annoyed and is like

listen to me when I'm talking to you

baby doll and she's like you shut up

shut up sweet nuts

and he's like sweet nuts like what the

[ __ ] she got a little flustered she got

flustered and then he's finally like she

lost her cool she lost her composure

this is adorable like he did it yeah

he's like she is flappable

truly but then also like she wants to

keep running and he is like it's Dusk

and he like whips his truck around in

front of her picks her up throws her

over his shoulder and puts her in the

truck but he's like don't run at dusk

that's when bears are more active out

here we we're in a warm spell a lot of

the Bears haven't hibernated yet never

go running without their mace like is

actually he's like yeah this is the time

of day that it's safe for you to run and

so he like realizes he's been an ass and

is like

can I

recover from this

um like how do I how do I do this yeah

so the next day this really isn't an

important plot point I just think it's

funny because Sydney's finally like

clapping back a little bit and so oh on

the drive she was like humming revenge

of the clowns under her breath and he's

like what are you singing she's like

revenge of the clowns what like at all

so then the next day he walks out of his

bedroom in this cab and he's like what

the [ __ ] is this and she got like

clown art yes she hung on his wall and

she's like it's

um clown art made by Chilean orphans

[Laughter]

I remember how much you love clowns yes

there's like a framed picture of a mini

horse or a donkey that she puts in the

room

good for her

and he just like opens the front door

and like Chucks it all outside and she's

like I thought you were an

environmentalist

he's like

what the [ __ ] is happening and why is my

wife so into clown

well

so

um like Flash Forward I don't really

know when the timeline it is but it

doesn't really matter within this like

that week

Sydney's sitting on the couch she's

hanging out with his dogs she's like

I've been here two weeks I've read 10

books I'm bored out of my mind

Scott's gone every morning before I wake

up he doesn't want to eat meals with me

he takes the truck I can't go anywhere

[ __ ] it I'm going out I'm making this

happen she's like I'm gonna figure out

an option and I'm gonna get out of here

so she takes one of the ATVs from from

the ranch hell yeah and it's like an

hour and a half later she like rolls

into the bar parking lot like covered in

mud but she's like I did it I made it

can't keep me down truly and I'm sure he

has more than one truck as a man who

owns an entire Ranch maybe probably has

more than we could try

what a dick

also like she's sitting at the bar

befriends the bartender

here's the life story of the dude next

to her who's been divorced three times

and you know there's always that dude at

the bar who's just like you're like oh I

didn't ask for this but I guess we're in

this story so she's here making friends

Charming people well Scott's over here

like look at how frigid she is also

talking about I think I may have told

you the story before and I apologize if

I'm repeating it on the show

um where I was once at a honky tonk in

Nashville

the dude who was like I think about

death a lot no what you were nodding yes

oh I thought I thought this was the time

that you were at The Honky Tonk and you

ordered whiskey and the guy proposed to

you spontaneously at the bar oh I forgot

about that one yeah

yeah he should have had higher standards

I still stand by that no this was the

one it was a different Honky Tonk Honky

Tonk Central second floor great nachos

it's like daylighted it is not after

dark my sister it's like 3 30 4 o'clock

my sister and I are there to [ __ ] up a

plate of nachos together as one does

this dude walks up and he goes I like

your shoes and just sits down that was

his entire opening line he sat down at

your table Yeah so it was like a long a

long time yeah long bar table okay like

we're like sitting at like a high top

long table and we're the only ones there

and he like sits down and we're just

like we're chatting we're talking

suddenly he was like pauses and like I

haven't told him what I do for a living

at this point at the time I was

answering the um suicide Lifeline like

the national remember that is now 988

right

and yeah suddenly he just pauses and

like looks off and looks back and he's

trashed off his ass and he goes I think

about death a lot and I'm like how did

we get here like what even and like his

like friends finally come up and find

him at one point like he had his arm

around my sister who was visibly

uncomfortable and I just went I need you

to take your arm back buddy like get

your arm off her she's not yours to put

like he's like oh okay like right just

true trash guy in Nashville energy

yeah that's what I I'm like when I think

about death a lot

that is like I've had people just like

spill their life story to me but I do

think that was like a different level

than I had ever

experienced before I mean I had people

when I was attending bar and like

waiting tables and stuff I I had one guy

once that was like

um

do you believe in reincarnation because

I feel like and he went into this whole

thing about what he thought his past

lives were and it was a lot to deal with

um

and he fell down a little bit I feel

like if I'm remembering correctly that

that makes sense though no I mean it was

a tequila bar it's not like it was a

classy join but

it's like um the bar that my husband and

I frequented often on our honeymoon

because they had really great fish tacos

so we went to this bar like

we were in Belize for like

five or six days and we probably went

there for at least four times for fish

tacos

and

um not the classiest establishment but I

was like we're drinking beach cocktails

and so I kept ordering pineapple juices

in rum which were on their menu as panty

Rippers and I hated myself every time I

ordered I was like

tell me it's not a classy establishment

without telling me it's not the classy

establishment I was like

yeah the the drink menu options were all

in line with the name panty Ripper my

husband that was hilarious every time I

ordered it because I looked a little

uncomfy

we did uh tequila or pineapple infused

tequila like free birthday shots for

people so we had this like big vat thing

on the bar full of pineapple in the

cheapest tequila that we had of course

you're not gonna use good tequila for it

and so every I can't even remember how

often but every so often we would switch

it out so we'd switch out the the

pineapple and put like fresh tequila so

we would kill the thing well if you want

to get real drunk real quick you eat

that pineapple oh yeah

and then you regret a lot of things

later but that's how we would close down

the bar sometimes is we just would eat

all the pineapple

and then we'd be like alrighty you're

like I don't know if I can drive home

Uber's for everyone one thousand percent

yep it's all right Sydney is getting a

life story of divorced three times man

next to her

um this like real real attractive like

young she's like way too young for me

he's like 20 and I'm in my mid-30s but

um we meet Drake

who walks up and he's like oh like how's

the water heater doing and we learned

he's the ranch hand

um

so she's sitting there having a great

time at the bar making all these friends

so proud of herself for riding the a cup

of mud right covered in mud

we cut to Scott

's out at the same bar

for drinks with Ryan

and Scott's like oh like where did Drake

go and Ryan's like oh he's he's hitting

on a real cute blonde at the bar oh no

Scott's like good for him but like he

was like he he got the nickname Cowboy

Casanova for a reason

oh but also like Scott's like yeah like

just in his inner monologue he's like

all I do is go to my house every night

and sit and watch sports fall so I

finally like came out with Ryan first

like he's not out he was going to his

actual home yeah

leaving her in the cabin hanging out at

his actual house

what a dick bag ugh

oh

dick bag

so so I saw a fake commercial on Tick

Tock for a fake brand or I guess it is

now a real brand of potato chips called

dicks and it's like give your friends a

salty bag of dicks and it like made me

laugh a lot but he said something about

a dick bag on that I mean I have seen

where you can send a chocolate dick to

someone in the mail sure you can also

send a potato to something you can just

a potato just a potato

yeah so Scott has essentially been

staying out at his own house sneaking

back in late sneaking out every morning

is super sexually frustrated because

he's like

the only person who's doing it for me is

my wife and damn it damn it

um and so then Ryan like from his seat

is like looking at Drake the bar he's

like yes like

what what's Syd been up to

and Scott was Sydney yeah and Scott's

like I'll like

you know she's just been like hanging

out of the house like hanging with the

dog or hanging out the cabin with the

dogs Ryan's like are you sure and he's

like what am I missing and he's like

think I think she might be at the bar

right now and Scott's like what whips up

goes like rushes over to the bar

realize that she's a little drunk

but like looks and like says like the

bartender he's like what have you been

serving my wife and the bartender's like

was your wife bro like I knew she was

married but like what you're married

like it's

not common knowledge right in the town

at this point and then Sydney's like

meet my friend he's been divorced three

times but then like in her drunken

stupor she's like I don't even want to

be divorced once like it's very much her

energy and he's like

damn it she's adorable my wife is so

cute

um but yeah then he has this like [ __ ]

is my wife the only woman who does it

for me kind of like moment and so then

he's like so how did you get here and

she's like I drove myself here and then

like when I like he's like all right I'm

taking you back home I'm taking you to

the cabin

um and so he's like he's like this but

he like realizes she's covered in mud

and that she's just so proud of herself

for riding this ATV into town and being

resourceful

that is super cute though it really is

so on the drive home their sexual

tension is like definitely like there

and growing and he's like real like like

yeah we definitely have chemistry

and she reminds him that she's leaving

to go back to New York the next day and

he's kind of like

I don't want to do that like I don't

like eat dinner with her but like she

makes really good food and she bakes

really good things and she's real cute

she smells real nice yeah

like oh I don't I don't want my wife to

go to New York I think I'll miss her

what a dumbass truly like

oh and so like Sydney's also definitely

feeling the sexual tension but Scott's

like just to be clear we're not having

sex because he's like ma she's very

impaired that's not how any of this is

playing out and he's like

but if I if we were gonna have sex this

is what I do to you and then there's

like a lot of details of like the I'd

lick your body all over and jam my [ __ ]

like very much like that whole

um yeah just the gratuitous yeah right

well

because like they're both feeling sexual

tension and he's like just be clear

we're not gonna have sex but if we were

this is like what I do and she's like

did I say I was interested

and he's like oh is farmhand jailbait

Warrior type and she go then he goes no

no I'm sorry I got excited to say this

and then I got my people confused

because she's like did I say I was

interested and he's like is farm hand

jailbait more your type and she goes I'm

not really interested in sleeping with

someone who's given more rides than

Disneyland and he's like he just goes

well that should tell you how fun the

ride is

like

oh this is like the whole book it's just

I like it right it's nice

um and so then he's like

like she's kind of making eyes like

there's the uh like she's like if you

tried to kiss me I'd let him

um

and then he's like go inside Sydney oh

like like he's like you are drunk but

also yeah like because he's trying to be

respectful of her in this situation yeah

so the next morning

Sydney wakes up surprised he's not there

she's very hungover the house is

freezing the furnace isn't working she'd

gotten Drake's number the night before

Oh no well because he was like text me

if you ever need me to like just come

out directly to like fix something

so she texts and was like hey can you

come like look at the furnace and so

he's like yeah I'll be there in like 10

so he shows up

and she's like oh like where's Scott

and like Drake just looks confused and

is like

at his house

and she's like wait what and he's like

oh

what like so she's like could you remind

me how to get to his house from here I

hope she [ __ ] his [ __ ] up so

she makes it up and it's like a 10 000

square foot Mountain mansion like Stone

glass just like stunning

Matt like the house you would expect him

to have in the mountains this whole time

um

Slams on the front door

this woman named Jan answers it and

she's like who the [ __ ] are you

like is what she says to Jan because

she's amped and Jan is like I'm the

house manager who the [ __ ] are you

sweetie like and she's like I'm Scott's

wife and like and he's been like where's

Scott because he's been lying to me this

whole time and I've been living in this

500 square foot freezing ass cabin with

no hot water

and so Jan just like looks at her and

like Steps aside and is like all the way

down at the left please take off your

shoes and don't get any blood on the

carpets

that's excellent

excellent I love cheese yeah she's like

she's like I think I can [ __ ] with Jan I

think she's like don't get any blood on

the carpets they're Tibetan they're like

oh okay that makes sense then so Sydney

barges in Scott is in his bathroom

taking a hot shower with his heated

floors

she's like are you [ __ ] kidding me

this bathroom has heated floors and

she's just standing there dumbfounded

and Scott like

takes the

like what you see approach oh no no no

Scott yeah no no no sweetheart read the

room well he did because like what you

see and she's like I do but that's not

the point it's kind of the energy

because they end up kissing like of

course like the like he gets out of the

shower where they're screaming like

she's yelling in his face he kisses her

picks her up puts her on the counter and

then he's like oh we should have been

doing this all like from the start like

my back is killing me from that mattress

and it's like he dumped ice cold water

on her where she's like oh yeah now I

remember that I am here to kill you yeah

I remember like

what even

and so she's like I knew you were

immature and selfish but like this is

next level and like I gave you every

chance to back out and you didn't take

it like who are you

um she's like I I knew you were those

things that I didn't know you'd be even

vindictive like who are you and he's

like I'm the man you black man

blackmailed into marrying you

and so she just like takes off doesn't

look back flies back to New York

it's now after the holiday season the

holidays have passed so she never went

back well it's like a couple weeks like

the oh okay should be relatively within

the time frame

um but they like didn't talk at all

during the holidays and like Scott is

definitely pining right well and I'm

sure he thinks that he's all in the

right because she blackmailed me but

then he's like but also I kind of miss

her I think he felt like he was in the

right until he realized just how like

selfish and childish she was and so

that's really what he's been ruminating

on since she's been gone is like I'm a

dumbass yeah like that was shitty of me

like we're both in the situation

um he still doesn't obviously have all

of the full details of it but like

definitely feels guilty definitely

pining for her

Ryan comes into the office eats like the

last of the muffins that Sydney had made

before she left like scotsley

[ __ ] those were my muffins like you

can't have those those are my leg you're

like bless you Scott you're a hot mess

um Frank calls and is like hey there's

we're having a party this weekend in New

York for my retirement for your marriage

I need you in New York

um and so Scott historically does not

like to go to New York but he's like

I'll get to see my wife

guess like I will be there absolutely no

problem like doesn't put up any sort of

fight

we flashed like we're now in New York

Sydney and Frank are having lunch

she tells him the cabin story

and Frank just thinks it's hilarious

like he's like wait what you fell for

that [ __ ] and she's like how was I

supposed to know like oh my God man like

what the well exactly yeah so I'm just

supposed to assume he has a second house

right and she told me this is where he

lived there was a bet what do you want

the dogs were there what do you want

from me like I don't know

um

and you can also tell like Frank's

health is starting to decline a little

bit but he's like asked Sydney for more

time he's like I want to tell Scott when

I'm ready

so Scott picked Sydney up for their um

this big party

tries to apologize and she's just like

super aloof and he's like all of the

progress I had made in my wife's like

defrosting of her like very icy exterior

it's all gone back up like but it's like

were you trying to make progress you're

being an [ __ ] the whole time like

were you trying to

defrost her you well I think like after

like

like she'd lost her cooled and like I

think they've had several moments where

her guard had come down a little bit

right then she realized he'd been lying

to her and then her guard went

completely back up right but it didn't

seem like he was trying to get her guard

to come down it just seemed like he was

being an [ __ ] but I think her guard

was naturally coming down right from

there like like I think they were both

starting to warm up to each other her

guard was coming down and he's like oh I

really like this side of my wife and

then he had [ __ ] it all up from

previous decision so she cooled it right

back down yeah right so he's still warm

and she is cooled it right now oh he's

very much now like

I think I like my wife I'd like I'd like

to do things with my wife

so

he tries to apologize and she's like

it's fine I thought you changed it

doesn't matter

like let's just let's just get through

this when they get to the event like

Scott's super handsy keeping her close

and she's like what are you doing and

he's like acting like a man in love like

gotta sell it like we're here to be

married like

in his head he's like I'm gonna take

every chance I can to like keep her

close and put my arm around her and it's

gonna be great because I like my wife

and yeah he was like acting she's like

what are you doing he's like acting like

a man in love Sunshine she's like save

your pet names for your women and he's

like I don't have women I have woman I

have one angry little wife like she's

the only one that I want

so they're making their rounds at the

party

um we he gets reintroduced to Miller

is far less of an [ __ ] this time

um like Frank makes a speech and calls

for a public kiss between them like

announcing like oh we're here to

celebrate them and they kiss and then

um

Scott also notices that like Frank isn't

looking too hot and he's like trying to

go see the doctor he's looking like he's

lost a little weight like I hope my

dad's okay but like you know he's always

been a stubborn man what are you gonna

do kind of energy

um so Scott tries to post a need like go

and be able to apologize

um and like

had was kind of like yeah I mean my like

High Society wife who's like super high

maintenance and then he kind of pauses

and realizes he's like wait everyone at

this party and I'm just like Blackstone

family and friends like I haven't

actually been introduced to like

Sydney's family or any of her friends

and he's like where where are your

where's your family and she's like I

don't have it I don't have any family

unlike Scott has that like

oh oh [ __ ] I've horribly miscalculated

and like made a lot of assumption he's

like what about your friends and she's

like you met them and he's like that was

your assistant and she's like I know

thank you for pointing that out yeah and

she's like so I'm gonna go

um good talk this was great

he goes to her apartment actually

apologizes

um and it's like

like they're finding equal footing and

then he's like hey we're gonna be

married for three years

want a bone like it's kind of like the

maybe we can scratch each other's

physical itch like we're we're clearly

attracted to each other I mean she's

like I'm not really built to do like

this casual thing I know you have your

women like it's fine that you have your

women but I'm not built like right I'm

not gonna be one of them yes and so she

like gives them a pillow and a blanket

and I was like have fun on the couch

good night

and then he's like man that's even nicer

than I've ever said to her when she

slept on the couch in the cabin this

whole time

so

yes he has 100 realized he has [ __ ] up

at this point yeah

and it's like how do we make amends

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fast forward four weeks

and when Sydney was supposed to go back

to Wyoming honestly I need a drink I've

been talking for a minute give me one

second okay

Talk Amongst yourselves well I was

literally I was like oh gosh I need to

pause and then I was like you know what

I could do

I could just pause

talking and maybe that would give me

yeah the space I need to hydrate and

double fisting lemonade in one hand and

water in the other

you do what you need to do

technically there's a little bit of

lemon juice in my water

um so I guess I'm just

double fisting different lemon beverages

different uh intensities of lemon

different levels of lemon different

levels of lemon

um so Sydney had to stay in New York a

little longer than expected to do some

work stuff with I don't know how to do

some lawyer things because she's general

counsel still

um

when she returns to Wyoming Scott picks

her up is in his real truck like his

like brand new

fully loaded

of course Ram 1500 is that a truck I

don't know

Ford is the 150s and the 250s

it's a big ass truck sure um that's what

I know it's a big it's a real nice big

ass truck and he like has

um like a a full bouquet of roses for

her and is like very much trying to make

an effort and he's like the dogs wanted

to come but I don't want you to be

crowded so like I made them wait at the

house

um and when they get back to the house

he had Jan like fully stocked the

kitchen so Sydney could make whatever

she wanted he converted one of the spare

rooms into a full office for her because

she'd been working on like a rickety

table and it like is very much like

trying to come back from it got got her

a car so that she can travel around and

do whatever she needs to do and is very

clearly trying

so he's out riding horses with Ryan and

Brian's like so like what's going on

what's Happening and Scott's like I'm

gonna try and date my wife like

oh like I'm making an effort I want to

date my wife and then as they're writing

um they're like wait where's Tiny the

bull the one who'd been causing problems

oh no and so when they look out in the

pasture they realize there's a break in

the fence and Tiny's missing

so they take off at a gallop

knowing Sydney was like out on a run at

that point and so

um

well Sydney's running

they're coming towards her and they're

like waving and she's like hey guys yeah

both hands on the saddle

and then they're like she finally hears

behind you and looks back and like 50

feet behind her is Tiny the bull who is

now like not tiny not tiny yes and like

now running towards her so she takes off

running slips on a passive patch of ice

um and like crashes like shoulder and

head first oh after slipping on this

patch of ice

um

but like before that

she while she's on the run before she

sees them she's kind of thinking like

man

Scott's been like really nice and like

but how like he like did all that kind

stuff and like sees the gestures that

he's doing but also kind of assumes that

the gestures are because he's been

sleeping with all of these other women

and like feels guilty about it so she's

like I mean I did pretty much tell him

to sleep with other women to scratch the

itch so like okay yeah so then these are

all the thoughts she's having as her

husband is like coming towards her on

horse and she falls hits her head

and she's like right before they she

blacks out she like hears a gunshot and

they've like taken tiny down

um at the hospital Sydney's ultimately

has a mild concussion and then like

substantial bruising to her knee and

shoulders and they did have to cut her

running leggings off of her and Scott

saw all of these scars on her thighs

like her thighs are like completely

covered in scarves and he had no idea

and he's like what the like he is like

what happened to her yes like he is

clearly not okay that he's like

yeah there's definitely some details I'm

missing along the way here like I have

questions about my wife yes

and he realizes like if she wasn't okay

I wouldn't be okay and like he's like oh

I'm like I'm falling for my wife I have

feelings yes

um they get home he's like 100 coddling

her like the dogs are trying to be

around him and he's like act the [ __ ] up

like that no no one can touch her but me

and she's like I can walk and he's like

no you can't like

like the dogs like to sleep on the bed

with her and he's like the dogs aren't

even allowed in your room until you're

here like

like way over the top yes yeah so he

runs a bath for her and helps her in

and asks about the scars and she

um says they're from her grandfather but

that both of her grandparents are now

deceased and so that's kind of where it

gets left for there from there until the

future um like Scott ends up on the

phone with his dad to tell him what

happened to Sydney

um and he's like my dad really is not

sounding oh very good

um and then Frank's like hey like I'm

gonna talk to the board next month about

like appointing Sydney unless you want

to come back and run the company like

right and Scott's like Dad like I've

never that's just not who I am it's not

what I want like you can tell like Frank

is disappointed and like this is like

been a point of tension for them yeah

where Frank has always ultimately wanted

Scott at the helm

um

so Sydney's healing she is in her

routine and

um she set to leave for New York the

next morning I think

um

and and she can't sleep so she's like

I'm gonna go make myself like us

spiked milk warm milk

sounds very gross I was gonna say that's

nasty well um so I I drink like spiked

coffee that has creamer in it but that

feels different that's different than

just milk like warm warm milk and rum or

like I don't want people like do like

eggnog and brandy or eggnog and rum and

I'm like

no

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it just feels like the word curdled is

what comes to mind you know what I mean

like yeah I don't like it I don't like

it well and I think a year or two ago I

was like

I'm gonna try eggnog again no and I will

say actually like warm eggnog spiked it

I was like this isn't horrific

but it was also like I was like well now

what the [ __ ] am I gonna do I have a

half carton of egg now I'm just sitting

in here and I had one glass and that's

all I'm gonna like I was like I'm not

gonna suddenly drink a lot of eggnog

right I'm like one and done was very

much

I've had my one for this season

yeah yeah maybe for several seasons like

I don't I don't think I'm gonna do it

again this year not just because I'm

pregnant right even if that would be a

thing

even if I wasn't pregnant it would we

wouldn't be doing it

um so when she

she goes out to make her midnight drink

and try and take the edge off because

she's just been up thinking all night

and she realizes that Scott is on the

couch and he can't sleep either and they

just have like a really good talk and he

he asks her if she likes it in Wyoming

and she's like honestly like a lot more

than I thought like it's so much slower

like you can really breathe out here

like I'm really

finding my space

um and then she asks them how he got the

dogs and then we do learn a little bit

more about Scott here as well we learn

his best friend used to work at

Blackstone Holdings back in their party

days

um and had been on the list for

had put him his name on the list for the

with a breeder for two of these puppies

um there's a dude that like Scott had

kind not a dude a girl Scott had kind of

like casually been [ __ ] but like

wasn't super into knew his friend his

best friend was into her so he's like

yeah like let me set you up so one night

they're all out at a party she makes

moves on Scott Scott turns her down and

then like the best friend like sees this

happen

and then he's like what the hell is

happening and she's like honestly I've

always been into Scott I've just been

like settling into like you until Scott

was ready to settle down and would like

open his mind up and then like the

friend like pulled out a wedding ring

was like I was gonna propose tonight but

like hadn't found like yes and so

Scott's like well I'm Gonna Let them

fight it out on the beach they always

make it through these fights I'm just

like I'm gonna go yep I'm gonna go and

then the next morning his friend had um

died by Suicide oh no so Scott had all

of this guilt the day yeah the day after

his funeral was when these dog puppies

yeah it was so like Scott took the

puppies and he's had them ever since and

like

he's like I left New York because like I

didn't want to end up like I I knew I

needed to change my life and change my

ways right

um so Sydney ends up leaving but they're

like on better way better footing now

um two weeks later Scott gets home and

Sydney is finally back from New York

she's dancing in the kitchen in her like

oversized law school Yale sweatshirt

um with the dogs like singing dancing

just like having a great time baking in

the kitchen with the dogs

um and Scott is like I think I'm in love

with him like I'm so excited she's back

I'm pretty sure I'm in love with my wife

here he's like I'm gonna kiss you now

and then I'm gonna peel off that ugly

sweatshirt and worship every inch of

your body and she's like

this sweatshirt isn't ugly

priorities woman which feels

accurate to something I feel like I'd

say my husband is giving me a very

knowing book right now where he'd be

like yeah so that's not the [ __ ]

point

that is not the you're missing the

actual important part of the

conversation like that's not the part of

the sentence to focus on babe yeah yeah

I'm gonna peel that ugly sweatshirt off

you and worship every into your body you

think my sweatshirt's ugly

what no what all the other words those

are the ones we're focusing on

um so she's baking

he takes a spoon covered in batter out

of her hand like throws it the dogs go

crazy for it he goes down on her and

then like smears cake batter nope all

over her to lick off nope I don't like

that no it just sounds so unsanitary it

really does well like initially like

puts him on her belly I was like okay

and yeah we can we okay all right now

and then he spread at other places and I

was like

between the folds no oh

I'm so sorry everyone

hey you a little I felt like folds was

better than creases oh God none of it's

good

so did I ever tell you about the time oh

oh no is that what happened yes

this is a moment where you should say oh

no because it's real bad

um I was working at a residential

facility where we had male and female

patients and we kept them separated

but you know they still found ways to

hook up and you know they were passing

notes like middle school style and stuff

and we once found a note that a male

patient wrote to a female patient

and it was one of the filthiest things I

have ever read in my life and you've

read a lot of [ __ ] I have read [ __ ]

filth y'all like that's that is my brand

is just [ __ ] filth like there's no

way around it this it was horrifying he

was talking about like I'm gonna slurp

you up like a Twizzler what does that

mean

like a Twizzler so the worst part of it

for me that I will remember until the

day that I die it will take it to my

grave

was

I want to hide Skittles inside you and

use my tongue to find them

Skittles Taste the rainbow [ __ ] but

that's he was like because I bet you

taste like the rainbow and I was like I

no so I I can't really eat Skittles

anymore without thinking of that

but when you said folds and or creases I

was like I bet you could put a lot of

sandals you know where you can hide some

Skittles

in the folds yeah it was bad

it was bad oh my gosh

oh my gosh oh my gosh

oh none of the skills inside you and

find them with my tongue yeah so Scott

licks a bunny cake batter ugh puts it

everywhere

I feel like that is just like a yeast

infection waiting to happen there's a

lot of orgasms

um he carries her to the bedroom for

some sex

um the next day she's like you know

I'm going to call him BHB from now on

believe the hype Blackstone

when he's like nice

lest we think back on the like I don't

want to [ __ ] someone who's given more

rides in Disneyland that should tell you

how fun the ride is

like she's like damn he's proven he does

give a good ride

point to Blackstone so then like I would

say it's like essentially like a montage

of like happy couple moments and

picnics and hoes fights when she's

cleaning the dogs and he like says her

words back to her from when she was

drunk or he's like I never want to be

divorced like not even once and so like

or like definitely finding their Rhythm

um he's supposed to be leaving for a

business trip to Houston

and

Sydney's grandmother's lawyer keeps

calling and so they're like hey we've

sold the house like we know you didn't

want your grandfather's car dealership

we know you didn't want the house but

this house is an escrow and it can't go

to the new owners until you come and

take your belongings out of the attic

like that was part of the will

come just settle this [ __ ] we'll stop

bothering you so she takes off to Philly

um

to really settle everything but like

doesn't tell Scott because she's like

it just feels really personal and like

hasn't given him all of like these

details

um and he texts and he's like where are

you and she's like

I'm in Philly

like

and he's like what and she's like I'm

it's like for my grandma's lawyer and

then just kind of drops it so in the box

when when she gets to the house there's

just like one box in the Attic that has

her name on top that's like real creepy

right yes like she even said she's like

I'd laugh at how comically dramatic this

was if it wasn't so unsettling yes

um and there's a lot there's like

several letters in there to her from

this dude named Josh

um who's the guy that she'd hired the pi

to look for

historically um and she didn't realize

he'd been like searching for her too and

trying to reach out to her

so she goes back to her like shitty

hotel in rural Pennsylvania outside of

Philly and is like bawling her eyes out

and Scott texted her and he's like open

your door I'm at the hotel like come out

and she's like no well no she's like no

one's ever come for me before like no

one like no one's ever done that before

like oh my gosh

they make love in the crappy Hotel

um and she tells them this the whole the

whole back story the rest of what we

didn't know that when she was a teenager

she'd um

like her mom had been a teenager I think

so she was raised

um by her

maternal grandparents I think her

parents had died in a car accident or

something in that capacity

and

very religious conservative oppressive

household

um and she worked at the library and

like she like she's like I did

everything I could dig it out of the

house so

she has been taking lunch in the alley

like behind the library meets Josh who

is working on the construction site next

door and like very much this teen

romance Grandpa finds out forces her to

break it off she like says all these

horrible things to Josh to get him to go

away and leave her alone

and then she's really upset has a fight

with her grandfather about it

um

and her grandfather pushes her down the

stairs and she like breaks two ribs oh

no yeah and so like she's like

sick like 16 or 17 by the time this

happens and so she's like finally

realizes she's like this is leverage

where she's like essentially tells her

grandfather I need you to put my entire

college fund in a separate account

account

um

if you say like I I will if you do not I

will tell the authorities that you push

me down the stairs I will show them the

scars on my thighs like you will not

touch me again and they had wanted her

to like live at home and commute to

college and she's like I will not I'm

moving out and so grandfather never

touched her again like never never

harmed her

um but she always felt really guilty and

like all these horrible things she said

to Josh and never being able to make

sure that he was okay and so

the return address is in El Paso on all

of these envelopes

and

Scott's like

go to El Paso like do what you need to

do like it's okay so she goes to El Paso

I I felt like this was like a little

like

kind of annoyed me how they did this

where she like Parks outside the house

like

figures out how he's in Parks outside

sees his like gorgeous wife and like son

and is like oh he's doing great okay

decides to leave put them's out and sees

her well then it was like she like

coincidentally ran into him at the gas

station by the house oh yeah okay right

and I'm like

real I'm like just say she knocked on

the door like that feels more believable

than like

yeah

I saw your wife and kid who was like

he's doing good I'm so glad I'm gonna

leave now

oh and then I ran into the gas station

could you believe it I'm like no I

actually couldn't believe it you're not

from El Paso like this this isn't right

um

but apparently

able to have a great conversation get a

lot of closure there goes back to

Wyoming

um goes to the bar over like sees Scott

playing pool

um with a friend who like asks him how

married life is and he's like married

life is really great like I love my wife

a lot and like she overhears that and

they're like what like you love me yeah

and so they're oh we're happy like

everybody like cliche love moment yeah

yes like you're back from El Paso let's

go [ __ ] we love each other

Ayo hey yeah it's like very much I'm

like okay we can work with that

so

fast forward not quite sure when this

happens they're doing like they're just

in a relationship like they're married

now they're they have a marriage they

have a relationship right but he still

doesn't know that his dad's dying well

now he's dead

[Laughter]

so Scott walks in to Sydney's office

just like look like face crumpled is

like

my dad is dead he collapsed and hit his

head oh and so Sydney's like

did they tell you what led to the

collapse like how much do you yeah and

then

he's like no I just like assumed like he

had a heart attack or a stroke or like

something and she's like

he had cancer like and like tells him

and Scott's like

a trade yeah Scott's like you knew and

she's like he asked me not to tell you

and and he's like so you blackmailed me

into Mary like knowing like my yeah so

he's like

because he was initially like Hey we're

gonna be leaving for New York in a few

hours pack your bags and then said he's

like

I'm leaving for New York you need to get

there on your own I don't want any of

your [ __ ] here when I get back like

Big Time betrayed yes huge

big betrayed he's big mad over this

betrayal

um in New York Scott is still like super

frigid won't talk to Sydney at all like

at the funeral like

everyone knows they're married Sydney

like takes one look at him is like I

guess I'm not sitting with the family

like goes and like sits with her

assistant and everyone's kind of like

that's weird yeah what's going on there

um

so at the office

um he

like tells her like after the funeral he

tells her

that he's not going back to Wyoming

um he's taking he's taking over the

company yeah he's taking he's taking

over the company he's filing for divorce

and she's fired

um well I mean she's like the CEO right

now so like

um like they're like in this weird place

right because part of the reason they

needed to be married was because like

the board wouldn't really have approved

Sydney

um

yeah he's like I would rather see this

entire company crumble than see you at

the home so like

watch yeah like watch the [ __ ] out

um

and so and Sydney's just like

being Sydney and like honestly like

nothing but class and Poise and like

overcoming everything she's overcome and

just

isn't gonna fight it isn't gonna be loud

he won't talk to her but she's like okay

well

it is what it is so he blind sized

Sydney like she gets called into a

meeting the entire board is there he

says

um that

she's no longer going to be CEO he had a

sister sign over all of her shares he

now has controlling interest and will be

running the entire company and that

Frank appointed Sydney when he was not

of sound mind and that Sydney

manipulated him into his position I

don't like Scott

so and Sydney's like

well there went my entire career that

just got torped his whole life yeah and

she's like what am I

I'm not gonna like rant and Rave it's

not gonna help anything so she just like

is like all right I'm gonna make it

a peaceful handoff like I'm not I

clearly can't stay here

um like submits her two weeks notice and

I was like I'm moving on I'm I'm bowing

out as as gracefully as I can here like

right I'm not gonna win this so I'm not

gonna fight it yeah so like Scott has

appointed a new general counsel

um who comes in who's like

oh this is a weird sentence but who's

the hot cartoon

Jessica Rabbit I was like

Johnny Bravo I don't know what you're

asking I don't for some reason I got so

nervous about who you were gonna say

Johnny Bravo is the solid uh male

equivalent yeah I was like

oh no Hannah if it's weird keep it

inside

like who's the hot cartoon and you're

like Bugs Bunny I'd be like oh

Elmer Fudd obviously

it's the hat for me Wiley Coyote

foreign

if I'm being 100 honest it's it's the

dad from Powerpuff Girls that's the one

I I could work with that

he's very smart yeah he's very caring

he's yeah he is

there are worse cartoons we named

several already yeah we really

we did name several yeah so so what is

Jessica Rabbit have to do it's like

Jessica Rabbit is like who I when like

the new council's like super hot like

yeah like corporate Vixen corporate

Vixen clearly into Scott is like gonna

be trying to make her move the moves yes

and Sydney's like I'm just

trying to like get out of this with a

little bit of my dignity intact at this

point so

we like Sydney's been like doing all

this behind the scenes we switched to

Scott's perspective he's sitting in his

office the new general counsel Jessica

Rabbit chick comes in and it's

definitely like

her skirts hiked up a little too high

her shirt is like has one or two like

she's not subtle no she's very much

trying to like make a move and he just

like shuts it down and he's like hey

just to be clear I don't [ __ ] my staff

like

like he has gone into like ruthless like

but in this this ruthless energy where

he's like this is I'm becoming my dad

and my dad would be really proud in a

way we're stepping into his shoes

finally like he always wanted yes but

also like

he's like oh she sat

in the chair in front of my dad's desk

like it's not like he's still very much

removed and like viewing everything as

his father's and not his own right

um and so

he shuts down the general counsel and

then is like did you have any questions

and she's like oh well like let I want

to talk about the Tokyo deal

um Sydney's actually been like super

helpful and giving me all these details

and like Scott's like of course she's

[ __ ] helpful like she's like I'm mad

but because she's amazing damn it yes

like

I still love my wife but I can't believe

she betrayed like

so he's just still like reconciling all

that Sydney walks into the his office

and it's like hey like do you have a

minute

um and he like notices like she's

wearing like

jeans and uh sweater and I was like this

isn't

work clothing and

he's like where where are you going and

she's like yeah I'm I'm leaving and he's

like you still have two days left in

your two weeks notice she's like Scott I

was here until midnight last night

tagging files for your your new general

counsel

I'm done I'm done

um also here's what you wanted here are

the signed divorce papers I'm not asking

for anything here's my wedding ring and

Scott's like starting to panic wait a

minute wait a minute yeah he's like wait

what I didn't mean that yeah and he's

she's like have a nice life like

I need to leave and like she leaves and

like starts like crying and

is he's like oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] so

it's now a month later

so God's with his family

um and his sister's like

I love

I love that like it's not an important

detail but they describe a scissors like

walking and sitting down with a glass of

wine filled to the top

I was like yep yes

um and so

his sister's like so Mom said he won't

Grant Sydney the divorce what's up with

that and he's like

I don't

I don't know like

mind mind your own business I'll get

around to it it just hasn't been a

priority am I taking over the business

and then

his sister starts talking about like do

you remember a couple years ago when

like mom found that lump and like needed

to go for a biopsy and like I couldn't

get out here to New York from California

and like you know Sydney was the one who

took Mom right like because she's

Sydney's very much been in his parents

lives like he was in Wyoming and like

very disconnected from them yeah yeah

and so she was taking care of them so

much so and the sister's like so why are

you mad with Sydney for not telling you

about Dad's cancer but you're not mad at

mom for not telling you about the cancer

um and like

Scott really realizing how badly he

[ __ ] it and he's like

what if I do love her like what what do

I do like oh [ __ ] help me yeah and then

his sister's like you love her so much

you destroyed her career in days

I [ __ ] with the sister I really do oh

yeah all of the supporting characters I

love it

um and then like his sister is even like

I thought this marriage would do you

good but it really only did her harm

like yeah and Scott's like

[ __ ] I love my wife what do I do like I

need to make this right I like

I like it was all my pride it was all of

like right all this stuff it was the

shock for my dad right so Scott tracks

down Miller who like won't answer his

phone calls and had quit like oh yeah in

the office at one point they walked past

each other and like nobody's like

[ __ ]

and Scott's like what did you say and

he's like I said would you like a coffee

sir

and and he's like watch yourselves like

are you trying to get fired and Miller's

like it's my last day go ahead like

I love Miller right so much of this

energy but Miller won't take his calls

so he like shows up at Miller's place

and is like it's the pizza man but he's

like we didn't order it damn it like you

got me kind of energy oh God

and so he's like

Scott's like I need to talk to Sydney

her like when I call it goes straight to

voicemail like I can't get through to

her like I don't know where she is right

I'm worried yes and so Miller's like

fine

a while back she'd brokered this deal

and this like Chinese gazillionaire was

like super impressed by her and wants to

bring her on board so she's at the Ritz

in Singapore like Scott like takes off

to Singapore

so then we Flash Forward to Sydney

who is not in Singapore and she gets a

phone call from Miller who's like I love

Miller so much that is excellent oh no

it gets even better because Miller calls

Sydney and he's like yeah so like

um Scott shut up at my door and said he

like like wouldn't like leave me alone

if they needed to find you so like I may

have said you were staying at the Ritz

in Singapore

um and then I made a reservation at the

Ritz and then I canceled it

um and your name and then when he called

me again I said that you were in Dubai

and so

I made a reservation in your name and

then canceled it

um and so then he threatened my life and

my husband's wife and all of the lives

of my future children if I didn't tell

him where you are and so yeah he's like

on his way I'm sorry but like

okay so he just sent him all over the

world

yeah I love him everyone needs a Miller

in their life truly for real someone who

will back you that hard

um so the funniest part is that Sydney

really realized she loved life in

Wyoming she loved being able to be

settled there she's in Wyoming so she

bought a townhouse in Jacksonville and

is in his hometown this whole time

oh man and so

um Sydney's like out at a concert like a

summer concert with Laurel and she's

like I don't know like Jackson hole's

like big enough for the two of us like

we don't need a cross path yes it

doesn't even mean we're in New York a

lot yes 100 she's like it's fine it's

fine and then Laurel's like

yeah I don't know about that girl I

think he found you and like Scott's like

standing on a picnic table like

searching the crowd

feverishly for Sydney

so he like comes up and Sydney's like

all right well that's my cue to leave

this concert I have enjoyed it thanks

Laurel see you around yeah so like she

like tries to leave Scott is following

her essentially and like trying to

apologize and he's like I love you like

I'm so sorry and Sydney's like hey I'm

gonna say this once and then we're gonna

move on and never speak again

you hurt me more than anyone ever has

before and you used my love against me

without giving me a chance to to talk it

through and I want a divorce and I want

to move on with my life so good for her

thank you but no thank you

have a good day right wish I could say

that I enjoyed this time we've had

together yes but please get away from me

so the next day a bouquet of the same

roses like type of roses that he had

like picked her up at the from before

um show up at her house with a letter

where like he really explains like he's

like my dad used to do some Cutthroat

[ __ ] and I 100 like thought like

this was just his final move to try and

get me to take power and like that this

was all just to manipulate me and like I

didn't really realize that

you were part of this is like

you were put in a really precarious

difficult situation and you are grieving

him as well and like I wasn't able to

recognize that and like a true apology

but she's like

so but they keep going to overlapping

events like there's a backyard barbecue

like she's there for several hours when

he gets there she leaves she like

follows her to the front door and

like and they kiss and she's like yep

okay we're not nope not doing that

you're like can't do that

um and then she's out at the bar and is

supposed to meet Laurel for Laurel for

drinks and then that's when the drunk

like 20 year old is like anyone ever

told you you look like like Lively she's

like no one's sober

um and so Scott shows up and she's like

no she's like I'm supposed to be meeting

Laura for for drinks and he's like yeah

Laurel's not coming like

got him I wanted to talk to you

um

so he's like

he follows her outside I think again I

don't remember

um

he gives her the sign divorce papers

and

but then all like he essentially is like

I love you I'll leave you alone like I

just need to give this to you so he

takes off when she opens the envelope

it's like signed divorce papers all of

his shares of Blackstone he signed over

to her

so like she now has controlling interest

of the entire company

um like wrote her like a letter being

like I love you I'll wait for you

forever like

just say when and I'm here

um but also like this whole time like

she's missed him as well it was like a

shitty situation across the board right

she's like [ __ ] I do love my husband I

do want to make this work he

he was hurting he hurt me

I but like

I do want to be with him and so he's

leaving to go back to New York and then

it's like the quintessential like

airport yes like he's going through

security

she shouts his name there's the

rekindling yes like that's like the big

finale is like the airport where he like

runs through and like or comes back

through she jumps in his arms and is

like you said to say when so when yeah

very much

um the epilogue is like two years later

it's their wedding

they are getting married they have a son

he's been running the ranch she's been

running Blackstone

um

yeah and they get married and their

son's name is Jack my dog's name is

Brandon

um that's who you hear

probably the deer in the backyard oh

or I don't know what's wrong with him

right now

um huh and so yeah so that is cute

like super cute super like

makes a good rom-com like I could I

could actually see it becoming a movie

kind of energy

um I it's one of those that I feel like

I like

can easily pick up once a year like I

wouldn't say something that I'm like oh

like it's just a comfort read that I

like have read 30 times but like

decompression read yeah yeah it's a good

palette cleanser it's funny it's smart

I don't know what's our rating scale

thinking about that Irish Wolfhounds

were they are very large they are quite

large okay we can go Irish tiny the

bowls but they're even larger

so ironically

um no let's go Irish Wolfhounds out of

they are pretty big

six

five

I would say like four out of six like

I'd like rate it like above average it's

not a book that you're going to be like

this book

revolutionized the way I like approached

like reading you know but it's one of

those where you're like

it's solid and fun and I think it's a

it's a really good just like safe

rom-com recommendation

hold on hold on I can't do the math on

that four or six is two-thirds thank you

there you go

66.6

[ __ ] watch me do some math

Jesus Christ that's about all the math I

can do I was gonna make a comment about

it but I'm not going to because I was

wrong about the comment I was getting

what are you gonna say don't worry about

it

I am gonna take that to my grave because

no one else needs to know about the dumb

[ __ ] that almost just came out of my

mouth by your grave do you mean when we

stop recording you'll tell me

I think because that's what I hope you

mean by your grave I'll consider it

perfect

um no it was cute like I think sometimes

I get

I get fixated on on things with certain

characters where I'm like [ __ ] that guy

and then I have a hard time coming back

but I don't feel that necessarily when

I'm reading but when you tell me things

I'm like no you really when I felt like

that's where I was like reading it Scott

definitely did some shitty things but I

also didn't feel like when I was reading

it I'm not like

this [ __ ] could never recover

right right you're like Yeah because it

all just like happens it's a pretty

quick read I

it's under 300 pages I think so like

it's definitely one of those that I'm

like it doesn't take a long time for the

shittiness to like move on and like

right I also think that it's hard when

we're talking about it because you often

miss a lot of like the internal dialogue

right right and like his thoughts and

how like his actions are like maybe not

lining where he's like realizing he

likes his wife and like it's hard to

like capture all of those moments so I

do think there's sometimes that like

I'll be like describing it and I'm like

no Hannah he's not gonna be that shitty

just like give it give it a few minutes

and it'll level out again right and like

yes he 100 had his like shitty moments

but I think they were all redeemable

yeah and he I think something I

appreciated is that he like owned all of

them and like

I think there's a lot of books we have

read where like the alpha holes right

are just like [ __ ] deal with it yeah

like I don't apologize apologies are for

[ __ ] like yeah and you're like no like

realizing where he's like oh I really

did [ __ ] up oh I like that really was

childish and immature and like what was

I so mad about and like

honestly I think part of what I

appreciated about Scott is he like

seemed like a dude who just like

didn't necessarily have the skills to

process in the moment right but then

like with a little time and space was

like

so I'd like to Circle back to that right

I might have overshot yes

um

and so for that I think like it really

is like funny and cute and that's when

you're like it's like a warm ball of

nothing I was like I feel like it's

the stuff above yeah it's a step above a

warm bowl of nothing

um I've read a couple books

to try and say again

um but Angelico

marzipan

um

I don't know why those words have all

Frangelico and marzipan are always two

words that have gone together in my head

there's zero Rhymer reason for it he I

yeah they're nope yep uh

but I think

yeah this was the first book I'd ever

read by her and I do think of all the

ones I've read it is probably still my

favorite but yeah like

once again I don't think it's like

winning huge Awards or like it's not

like life-changing

um we're not breaking any ground here no

but it's like it's nice it's super solid

and cozy and cute and like just like a

good beach read it's not too angsty like

it's it's got a little bit enough to

keep you engaged but not so much that

it's like stressful like it has like the

right level of drama yeah to it for sure

yeah so all right four out of six

Irish Wolfhounds Irish Wolfhounds Hannah

what were you gonna say earlier don't

worry about it okay I won't

um let us y'all read it let us know how

many Wolfhounds are there other types of

Wolfhounds do we need to specify Irish

Wolfhounds I don't know enough about

Wolfhounds to speak on that fair let us

know how many Irish Wolfhounds you would

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