Smut Club

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because it's time

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here's your hosts chelsea and hannah

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hello everyone welcome to smut club

where the first rule is we talk about

smut i'm hannah

i'm chelsea

what's our second rule are there other

rules i don't know

no i just made that up sort of first

rule we talk about like it's like the

opposite of fight club

like

what are our rules

we talk about smud and we drink while we

do it i also i think i've been watching

in kanto too much recently because i'm

like i'm like we don't talk about smut

club

we don't talk about bruno no no no

no no no we don't talk about smart club

fun fact i've never seen it but i have

seen the memes so i know that it's bruno

no no no it's a really pure

movie plus i love stephanie beatrice who

like did you watch brooklyn nine-nine

yes rosa voices the main character right

and so like

watching her on tick tock like singing

and like dancing with the songs i'm like

i love you more so i would like i would

recommend it if you haven't watched it

it's also a great therapy resource noted

yes and as you are a therapist like me

we're always looking for therapy

resources yes everything is in relation

to

therapy resources you know it's not a

therapy resource

the book you're about to review i mean

it's probably not but reading a bunch of

smut feels therapeutic on certain days

so it is sort of yeah yeah well all

right so the book we are reviewing today

is claiming addison by zoe derrick this

is the first book in the 69 bottles

series if you if i was afraid the name

wouldn't be on the nose and you wouldn't

have any idea what was going to happen

um

yes so addison is our main character i'm

sure we were surprised also i'm just

gonna completely readily own

the entire time i read this book i was

like is it claiming addison or chasing

addison it's claiming addison at least

once on this episode i'm probably going

to call it chasing addison and i think

we all understand what i meant and we

don't need to correct me on this well

when you told me you were reviewing

claiming addison i was like haunting

adeline that's different

but yes that is the exact energy where

like every time i name this book i'm

like is this a book i've read a thousand

times before or is it not um and

honestly it's both

so

we're starting with our review today

okay so we start with addison addison is

a

pr rep

and she's asked to go out

on tour last minute for a 12-week tour

with this band 69 bottles and they are

like

the new hot [ __ ] everyone is obsessed

with them everyone knows who they are

that is the worst name for a band and

that's really saying something because

we are about to review another book

where

the band is called son of jack and

that's pretty rough but 69 bottles you

know the worst bad name i ever heard it

was in person in my life this was not a

book this actually happened

irl yes um so i was driving

this is when i i grew up in florida my

sister went to florida state university

and so i was going from like clearwater

up to tallahassee to visit her this was

one of like the tiny towns that you

drive through

and there was a small christian church

and their sign was like they had a

concert happening for an acapella group

who was coming to perform and their band

name was crimson flow

and i'm like no one at any point thought

to stop them

like

who let it get this far i was mid water

sip

i was almost

i almost ruined equipment just now we

almost had a real life

oh my god but it would have been worth

it because yes

an acapella group named crimson flow so

on the flip side of that my dad used to

work in the music business for years and

years and and did a lot of things with a

lot of bands and to this day if you ask

him the best band name ever he will say

bare naked ladies and when you say why

he will say because people are stupid

and so when people would drive by a bar

when barenaked ladies was unknown there

would be a sign that says show tonight

featuring barenaked ladies and dumb

horny men would show up and pay a cover

fee and buy tickets to see barenaked

ladies which was in fact a canadian band

with fat men in it

and no bare naked ladies well and also

fun fact

i

believe i should clarify this with my

cousin but at um at my wedding

right yeah you should already be

laughing

at our wedding we my cousin and my uncle

played our processional and recessional

music is that i don't know whatever

sounds right our outro

our intro and our outro and then they

like played like a song in the middle of

blah blah

but our outro music if you will i am 98

sure

it was um

an acoustic

instrumental cover of barenaked lady if

i had a million dollars

i don't think it was if i had a million

dollars i'm gonna have to look into this

and circle back with everyone but i'm

like how's that

i do need to know because honestly in my

head i was like was it bear naked ladies

or smash

[Laughter]

i don't know mouths would be better i'm

pretty sure it was barenaked ladies

knowing my cousin and also my dad has a

dream that there will be a band called

and you're not which is

a-n-d-u-r-e-k-n-o-t

which is an actual kind of knot and he

was like if i ever had a band that would

be our name and our first album would be

we are and you're not

and i was like dad

that's terrible

like it's like a

today is 69 bottles so it does not roll

off the tongue it doesn't own this so

and i i think we've talked about this on

before on the show but something i

really love is like when you're getting

to know your female like main character

and love interest the way they describe

themselves versus the way men describe

them she's like i'm a super average five

seven 145 pounds with luscious kissable

lips and green eyes and deep breasts

because i was insecure about my a's so i

got a boob job but then i gained a

little weight so they look natural and

not fake and i'm really slender but i

have curves because i need to have

curves to be a woman and i'm like

there's so much happening in this

description

because it both sounds like you're

low-key turned on by yourself and like

you can't stand the sight of yourself

and you're like i'm just really average

there's nothing to write home about

except my luscious kissable lips and my

tits and my tits my d tits but i'm no

longer insecure since i got them and i'm

like i don't think

those are the keeper of your security

um like we should really talk about

that or and by we i mean you should talk

about that with your therapist but

you're just not on me which is not gonna

be me but also not gonna be anyone

because you are a character in a book

yeah

but i still feel like a therapist would

be really beneficial here but yeah so

she's like i have these like luscious

kissable lips and i'm like five seven

and have these fake boobs and so she's

asked to go out on tour last minute and

is blowing off her friends where she was

supposed to have this girl's weekend she

always kind of blows them off

and so she's like well we were actually

she's like we were swiss we were

supposed to go to the show

and then

y'all are asking me to do this like well

what concert were you going to go to and

she's like we were gonna go to the 69

bottle show and they're like plot twists

that's who we want you to go on tour

with so she's like okay well i guess

i'll just bail on my friends

but give them vip tickets to make it up

to them

and then her boss cammy is like and they

can use my private plane to fly to the

show so

uh

okay yeah this is kind of where the book

is starting

and so

we have

a hot pr rep who's 5'7 who's going on

tour with a bunch of dudes in a band

called 69 bottles that's the start of

this book

and then we start meeting everyone right

she like packs her bags and shows up and

when she shows up she's super like

pencil skirt and business attire and is

like looking

like a sexy secretary yes much more sexy

secretary that is harder to say sexy

secretary sexy sex i can do it really

can you say the word wolf

[ __ ] you

you know i can't

i do know and i intentionally chose a

book that didn't have it in the title

but we're gonna twist the knife anyway

probably every episode of this show

forevermore will have me at some point

going

[Laughter]

still no it's still wrong damn i got it

chelsea honey

[Laughter]

oh my god i can't stop laughing

wolf

there we go

nailed that one nailed that [ __ ] for a

book it's not even in you're welcome not

chasing addison claiming addison

so we we meet the band

she shows up she's like looking a little

straight-laced in her pencil skirt we

have kyle the band manager and she's

like he looks super familiar but i can't

place him she [ __ ] him she does not

[ __ ] tennis okay

um and then you meet some of the

security guys like i

i believe all of the security guys are

leroy beck

mills and rusty

sure yeah i can't you'll just hear their

names used very interchangeably and i

really don't give a [ __ ] about any of

them and then the band members that

we're gonna meet you have decks cause

there's always someone there's a dex or

a dax or an axe like or a diesel diesel

that was yes there's always someone

you're like this name is these all have

a similar energy to them

so there's dex

peacock no i think his name is eric no

there's mouse

he could also be the one named eric i

don't remember which one is eric why are

there why are they animal names well

mouse has a pretty high pitched voice

and loki sounds like mickey mouse when

he speaks so they just call him mouse

well that's the sexiest thing i've ever

heard

right i'm like thank god he's a rock

star in a band called 69 bottles or he'd

never get laid and so you have

dex peacock

[ __ ] mouse house

and talon

sure naturally yeah why wouldn't talon

be the lead singer of this man dex is

the drummer no one is surprised

um

i don't remember who peacock and mouse

are they are just kind of side

characters through all of this um

then dex keeps hitting on her and then

she's like my [ __ ] is crying for talon

but then she's also into the manager

kyle and it seems like she's most into

talon

and kyle just off the bat but

dex keeps hitting harder honestly all of

the dudes keep hitting on her like

it's very much one of those like every

time she walks in the room they all like

their jaws drop on the floor like

whatever she's wearing we'll get there

in a second but it's just you're like

okay

she's hot we get it how hot can she be

also i don't i'm just gonna say this now

she doesn't really do anything as the pr

rep she's just there

like she is just on tour with them

but like throughout this book i'm like

have you worked at all it sounds like

you cancelled one hotel reservation and

i really think that's all you did so

i mean to her credit she sits all of the

guys down when she first meets them and

it's kind of has this like

like live your life i get it you're rock

stars i'm not going to interfere but

like no cameras don't be a [ __ ] idiot

keep your noses clean it's kind of like

sure she's like a glorified babysitter

yeah she's like there will be hell to

pay if you don't because then i have to

clean up your mess and it's a lot easier

for me to clean up your mess if i know

it's coming and if there are no pictures

of it so i'm like

that's probably the one time she does

anything work related on this show

outside of that she's like

they're hot

and so am i ew she's like i'm hot but

average

i'm like i'm hot you're hot i'm mostly

average but i have big tits so

let's do it

so not quite that wording but i did once

have a guy say you're cute i'm cute

sometimes cute people do cute things

together

nope

plot twist it's not my husband i was

gonna say i really hope not because i'm

judging super hard right now

i could see my husband saying it

ironically ironically is one thing but

you did not say it in a way that made me

think that man was was being ironic

that's fair so all right um she meets

all the guys gives them this whole

speech and then like you just like in

her thoughts you're kind of casually

catching things where she's like

i haven't had sex with anyone for seven

years like she's been on a seven year

dry spell and then you just like know

like

you hear like dan had an accident and

you're like who's dan what's the

accident okay whatever i guess we'll

find out on this journey you couldn't

get laid for seven years or you just

didn't want to like what

well we'll learn okay the pieces will

come together so i don't i don't think

they will but i appreciate your

confidence you know they

this is one of those where i'm like

i don't really think a lot happened in

this book

like this book entirely takes place over

like five days and most of that time has

been [ __ ]

um i mean we'll get into it

we really will like there's so much

descriptions like we get it we get it oh

position change partner change

i'm spoilers multiple partners that's

where we're going with this so

um

addy addison addie red is one of her

nicknames because she has fire engine

red hair naturally yep um

she gets an email saying

or like finding out that her boss cammy

and

cammy's husband tristan michaels who

essentially is like a-list celebrity who

everyone is

obsessed with it sounds like essentially

cami's married to brad pitt sort of

energy

and she finds out they're coming to the

show but then she's like oh i don't have

vip passes for them and then kyle the

band manager is like well why don't you

just give them your vip passes and she's

like because i have to give them to my

friends and he's like why do your

friends need them and she's like because

we are going to come to the show and

then he's like oh so you're a fan of the

band and then it's this whole like

embarrassing thing that she's like i

don't want the guys to know i'm a fan of

them

why

i'm like i don't

i think they'd be like oh thanks

we're glad you're into our music if you

weren't it wouldn't make what we are

doing possible

but i'm like i don't know why you're

being weird about it whatever

so then kyle tells talon

like oh she

she can't give them the passes because

she needs the passes for her friends and

then like they're like teasing her about

being into the band

yeah

the look on your face is right

like that's just where we're at so it

was a big eye roll for those playing

along at home right so then the bus

breaks suddenly and they're standing yes

and then addison like falls onto talon

who catches her so they don't hit the

ground um

but then like they're kind of having a

moment and like talon is like my dick is

a little hard and then he looks over and

like kyle is seeing that like talon

saved addison from falling and then he's

like he's around i'm kind of aroused

watching them and so then he's like my

dick is twitching too is kind of the

energy that's happening so i just want a

timeout because in a lot of these books

there is mention of dick twitching and i

[Laughter]

i am not in possession of said appendage

and i really have a lot of questions

like is that legit like do dicks twitch

like i just i remember

mind you i read it probably 15 years ago

janice dickinson had written an

autobiography

and she kept talking about like what i

think whenever she fell to route she

just described it as her flower tingling

i'm like is that what it like is that

what we're saying like you're just

aroused like oh like my dick twitch

i don't know

we can bring my husband on and interview

him i'm not going to put him on the spot

and ask but i'm like that is like a

question i i'm definitely not gonna ask

yeah hannah i think it's great that

you're not just gonna like go up to my

husband and be like can i ask you about

your dick and how it twitches does it

twitch and if so

it like is it an exaggerated twitch like

is it a little wiggle like what's

happening down there are you just gonna

like make really intense eye contact

you're gonna be like blink if you're

doing twitch blink once for yes and

twice for now

like blowing on his eyes to see what

happens is that where we're gonna end up

here

no

that's not where we're gonna end up it

is not that's good so

yeah their dicks twitch when like

talon catches addison and you're like oh

okay so like the three of them are into

each other is the general energy um

so then the guys are getting ready for

soundcheck for their first show

and addison was like i'm gonna get ready

and like wear my clothes and like i'm

gonna wear what i was gonna wear to the

show anyway and so then like she's

wearing like

a [ __ ] like pleated mini skirt with

and like her

like a

she was going to wear a 69 bottle shirt

but then didn't because she didn't want

to like fangirl so she wore a nirvana

shirt but then like all of her arm

tattoos were on display and she was just

this really cool rock chick suddenly so

we had an aesthetic change yes she went

from secretary to like rock goddess with

all of these tattoos that they like

didn't realize were there before

and so

she walks out from like getting ready

and all the guys their jaws like drop on

the floor and like oh my god like we had

no idea she had all these two

tattoos and tattoos

[Laughter]

tatooine

she had all of these tattoos and like

how hot she is and all this and then

they're like

rusty security like you're gonna have a

guard on you all night we can't leave

you alone and she's like what the [ __ ]

like

i'm this is what i'm wearing and like i

don't need security i'm a grown-ass

woman and they're like not dressed like

that you need someone with you so like

like all of the guys are kind of like

we'd feel better if you didn't wear that

or changed like all of them were kind of

like that's a lot

which so i'm like okay what was she

wearing yeah because like if you have

like six guys all in there and be like

[ __ ] she's gonna need security with her

if she's dressed like that i'm like

maybe if all of them are saying that we

think about our outfit choices

but also like

siri like okay

well i'm like i mean like what was the

thing i was like was she not wearing a

bikini yeah i was like was she wearing

crotchless panties

under her mini skirt and like lifted it

for everyone she's like hey guys i'm

here what do you think of my outfit

right um so like maybe that was it i

really have no [ __ ] clue

um but they're like rusty's gonna like

stay with you all night and

so

then talon like kind of comes back and

he's like no like it really would mean a

lot if you like stayed with a bodyguard

we just like want you to be safe um so

then she goes to sound check and then

like it goes out and then

she's like rusty went into the shadows

so i could feel like i was alone i was

like it's sound check no one is there

you're fine girl

you're the pr rep shouldn't you know

this

yeah there's a lot that i'm like

so we lived in like my husband and i

lived in nashville together and

separately for several years and it like

when you just know a lot of people in

the music industry it's really funny to

read books that i'm like yeah i don't

you've never been with a band have you

like have you ever been to a concert

like that's how it feels sometimes

like

the

amount of money that they're putting

into the tour in this book sounds like

it's akin to like justin bieber level

concert

but then

there are moments where you're saying

like oh like well they're not that big

and they still have room to grow or

they're like it's a smaller venue like

it's not an arena it just holds 17 000

people and i'm like what would you call

that space an amphitheater is that the

other option

um

but yes all of these are just side

thoughts that i had reading the book so

as sound check is starting

um

they start practicing and it's her

favorite song that's not actually in

their lineup it's not actually in their

set list

but it's one of their favorite warm-up

songs so like she starts dancing to it

it's called like

your eyes or my eyes or something about

eyes eyes that's in the title that's

really the important part honestly i was

like i could go back and look i just

don't care enough to do so

i'm not invested enough to do that it

does not enhance this plot to know if

it's your eyes or my eyes we'll just

call it eyes is the name of this book

for all i care

and so

i starts playing and like town is like

making eye contact with her and it's

like super sultry and sensual and then

kyle asks her to dance

and

then like

talons looks at them become more intense

because he's into them together and so

because his dick is twitching

yeah and it literally says talon

smolders

um so like his dick is twitching and

he's just giving them this smoldering

look and so they're like addison like

looks at kyle and she's like it's like

is something going on between y'all

and he's like no like we've never

like we

are both into women we've like maybe

shared before but like this isn't like

there's nothing between us and then for

some reason that i just don't really get

like addison just like gets insecure and

takes off

he's like okay bye and like

just has this moment where she's like

well if that's what they think then they

must think this about me i'm gone and

you're like i don't even understand how

we got here she can't handle the smolder

the smolder and the dick twitching

too much too much dick twitching was

happening

so then talon goes to check on her

on the bus and then

as he's like nearing the bus he hears

her like shout and then he like runs on

to the bus to make sure she's fine and

she burned herself making mac and cheese

but then he's like i love mac and cheese

that's my favorite food i'm like this is

not a sign that y'all should be together

but you are

taking it as the universe being like

reaching we both love mac and cheese

like that sounds like a reason people

let's get married yeah that sounds like

a reason people get together and like

are you the one like or love is blind

yes yeah like he loves mac and cheese i

love mac and cheese

obviously this was the way it was going

to play out meant to be

right

so she makes the mac and cheese talon

checks on her she seems to be fine

whatever this is as much plot as is

happening really nothing is going on but

then talon leaves and

as she's stirring her mac and cheese she

finally places kyle and she realizes why

he looks familiar so she goes to

confront him about it and what we learn

is that kyle is dead dan's brother uh oh

right who's dan

yeah

like they still haven't explained that

at this point who's dan dan hashtag

who's dan

it's not it's not to be a conspiracy

conspiracy theory you're going to get

the answer pretty quickly okay um

dan is addison's dead fiance oh my stars

so that's why she hasn't [ __ ] anybody

first yes they were together for three

years and he died the week before their

wedding ouch and he died in like

like they got into a fight and they like

hung up and like didn't like say i love

you didn't clear the air at all and hung

up and he never made it home that night

and so just like one of those were

truly a shitty situation yeah

and she's never fully recovered from it

but it's also like

i don't know her flower tingling as i

will call it she's like no man's made my

flower tingle since dan died but then

she's like talking in the future she's

like i don't know she's like well like i

got with dan when i was so young i don't

know if it was just more comfortable

or if he was like really so i'm like

okay so you're still grieving him but

you're also realizing maybe your

conceptualization of your relationship

at a young age wasn't right what you

thought maybe you were romanticizing the

dead partner and making it

yes great way to word that great summary

um but then kyle like she like goes up

to kyle and she's like you're dead dance

brother i play [ __ ]

and he's like

yes i am

um i and then she's like did you know

who i was and he's like not until you

showed up and you're like i'm your new

pr rep he's like and then i recognize

you from a photo that my mom still has

on their fireplace

ouch yes but then kyle's like you need

to keep us separate in your heads

because i'm not my brother

so that's where we're at and we do learn

that um

kyle and dan were never that close their

father had died

and when their father died dan like went

to law school and was like

getting his [ __ ] together and kyle was

just like using drugs and partying so

like he wasn't around when dan and

addison were dating they'd never met

before

okay

which i'm like three years is a long

time it's a really long time i'm just

saying

um

also at some point in this i truly don't

remember where we meet the only other

girl who's on this tour it's kyle's

assistant kate

and she's kind of awkward and homely and

average i guess what we're saying is

she's not addison so the dudes don't

give a [ __ ]

and

but then like because she's kind of

standoffish then like addison's like is

she like socially awkward or is she just

jealous because now i have the attention

of all the guys on this tour but like

kate's just kind of there and

incompetent and not really doing her job

much at all um so then the concert

starts her best like addison's best

friends are there they got her vip

tickets somewhere they got cami and

tristan michael's vip tickets so they

joined the party as well so like she's

saying hi to all of them and like she's

like oh [ __ ] my boss is seeing all of my

tattoos on display for the first time

okay whatever

she works with rock bands like i think

you're gonna be fine yeah well and then

her boss is like i have wings tattooed

too

and so then they're just like comparing

tattoos and in my head i'm not gonna lie

like y'all can't see us i have a decent

amount of tattoos hannah has a decent

amount of tattoos and yet reading this

book with all of the tattoos they have i

didn't assume many were good

you know what i mean yeah yeah yeah i'm

like you can be covered in tattoos but

being covered in tattoos and being

covered in good tattoos very different

and some we've learned that the hard way

i have cover-ups i also have a couple of

covers

you know

i can own that tattoo i got on a whim at

19 the day my boyfriend broke up with me

and i had cash burning a hole in my

pocket yup like you know it's okay that

one's covered now i had a break breakup

tattoo but it was when i was 24 so i

feel like i should have known better but

that one's also been covered up

i don't know about that one i'll have to

ask about that one later you don't need

to tell that story to everyone listening

but i do want to know

okay so

the concert starts they're all hanging

out then as after um

the opening act finishes addy or addison

is backstage and then the guy's like we

want good luck kisses so like dex throws

like this like sloppy open mouth kiss on

her peacock and mouse give her these

like cute like pecks on the cheek before

they go out on stage

and then kyle has like kind of like

wrapped his arms around her and it's

just like kind of holding her from

behind and then talon comes up and

kisses her but then like

she feels kyle's lips on her neck a

smudge oh my god and then like she's

like i felt resurrection

she didn't say she didn't switch right

she did not clarify if it twitched i can

i can ask zoe derrick the author like so

in this scene

was kyle's dick twitching

isn't it was it just fully wrecked in

there was it yeah was it just pressing

and erect

so

yeah they all get their kisses and then

kyle had said to talon he was like hey

you should add

eyes whatever the name of the song is to

the set because

it is addison's favorite song and so

then talon surprises her and had added

it and like performs it then like takes

his smolder for her and like puts it on

the audience and everyone is like oh my

god like he's so dreamy so it's a whole

thing right

um then the show ends and there's

pandemonium backstage there's everyone

who has the vip tickets there's just

like a bunch of groupies and

she addison has her friends

sam

and

i don't remember the other one it

doesn't matter jess i think i'm i could

be wrong we'll go with sam and jessica

and jess is literally what we'll go with

that feels very acceptable

um yeah so like sam and jess are

backstage and like dex and peacock take

an interest in them

um and then they all go out to a club

but like there's like dudes not dudes

there's girls all over kyle and talon

and so she's like okay maybe i'm like

misreading this whatever

they can go have fun and she's like i'm

gonna leave and like go back early

and then her friend wants to talk to her

about dex and she's like hey here's the

thing she's like

dex will [ __ ] you and then he will leave

you and there will be nothing there he

will be sleeping with another girl on

tour tomorrow night so

you're a grown ass woman and if you want

to sleep with them you can sleep with

them yeah but like you need to know what

you're walking into and if you do sleep

with them i never want to hear about it

like i'm not in this i'm not a part of

it this is my warning and then jax is

standing there and he's like she's right

you probably shouldn't sleep with me and

i will be sleeping with other people

tomorrow night and then she's like okay

i'm gonna do it anyway so like addison's

like all right i'm out and just like

goes back good for her yeah she's like

i set clear expectations i'm out so she

goes back and falls asleep

um

then the next morning on the bus

like everyone's just super awkward and

like

like the guys are kind of like did we

misstep and like it just kind of feels

like a drunk morning after but like she

didn't hook up with anyone right i think

they just like don't know what to do and

then like well we were into her but we

aren't together and so

just kind of all of those feelings and

things and then they are in vegas for

the next leg of their tour and so the

way all of the room assignments work i

guess peacock and decks historically

share and she had her own room

but

talon normally gets like the largest

suite like he gets the presidential

suite or whatever and there's two to

three bedrooms and so

he was like hey

excuse me

he's like hey

there's three bedrooms in this suite do

you just want to stay in one of the

bedrooms in in my suite and then

peacock and dex can have their own rooms

she's like yeah sure and of course kyle

is staying in the other bedroom and

they'll sleep naturally

um

and so then

this like they get to the show the good

night like the good luck kisses before

the show are still a thing so my guy's

like i'll give her a kiss and like just

like the night before like

talon and kyle kind of like tag team

this kiss but like it's like gone a

little bit further than the night before

kind of energy right

so then

the after party was also the same as the

night before like they get there there's

girls all over them and she's like yeah

okay

i'm i don't know if i'm misreading this

but i'm not gonna like spend all of this

time and effort with dudes who

are wanting to spend time with other

girls so she decides she's just like

gonna go on a walk she like goes back to

the room takes her makeup off gets some

comfy clothes and she's like i'm gonna

go see the fountains i'm in vegas like

i'm just gonna have fun so when she gets

back she gets off the elevator

she's on their floor she like hears

people shouting and talon is losing his

[ __ ] because they don't know where she

is

okay right it's like one of those where

like she goes on a walk and then comes

back and he's freaking out and like and

he's like you guys need to find her like

everything stops until she's found and

blah blah blah and she wakes up and

she's like i'm a grown ups woman if i

want to go on a walk i'm going to go on

a walk and i don't need your permission

and i'm right here simmer down yes like

she's like sorry i left my phone in my

room like it's not the end of the world

also who are you to come at me like this

and so she's like i'm just gonna go to

bed so she goes into their suite dex is

in their suite like in the

living room area

having a three-way with two women good

for him right as as is as is dex's

energy throughout this entire book at

least he's consistent in his in his

storyline we can appreciate it right

so then she like walks in sees dex

[ __ ] these girls and then sees a

bunch of other girls there that are

clearly there for talent and then she's

like

what the hell even more so like why is

he freaking out and so she like gets

really upset starts crying goes into her

room it cuts to like talon's point of

view

and the girls start like making fun of

like like talking about addison

and while they're like trying to seduce

him and he's drunk and he's like no i

want you gone like i don't want you here

and they're like okay then like keep

going and he finally calls security to

remove these girls from

his sweet so much drama

right

it really

it really is there's so much drama but

no plot but no plot and like no real con

amazing i really feel like any

conversations are happening

so the next morning

addison wakes up and she has a migraine

and like

a migraine in that way that you're like

oh these are relatively common for her

like she like has the specific

medication she needs

but because by the time she woke up

where she realized she's like the meds

aren't really going to touch this so

this is just one of those days that like

i'm out i'm down for the count no lights

on i'm not getting out of bed and then

talon comes into her room wanting to

talk and clear the air and like feels

bad and like messing with her and thinks

she's just like being standoffish

because

he

was an idiot the night before and so he

like turns on the lights and then she

like runs to the bathroom puking right

and then he's like oh [ __ ] i'm so sorry

and so he's like okay like you need to

rest the rest of day and like he like

gets her some meds and gets her a juice

and like tries his best to take care of

her but then she's like

i know i'm really sick but the band

still needs their good night good luck

kisses before they go out on

stage priorities man

exactly hers are correct obviously yes

so

like kyle like helps her dress and is

having to like hold her up because she's

weak through all of this

and

whatever i was i'm like girl just stay

in bed what and she's like no like they

need their like good luck kisses and

it's our tradition i was like it's the

third night of tour get the [ __ ] over

yourself you've done it two times i

don't think that counts as a tradition

it's a 12-week tour and this is night

three

it's okay if you have a migraine but

kyle is like holding her up more because

she's so weak from the migraine and then

like when talon leans in to kiss her she

realizes that kyle has moved his hand

and is like rubbing talon's erection

before he goes on stage nice

yes

um so then after the kisses are done

kyle's like no you aren't staying for

the rest of the show you need to get

back in bed and rest i was like why

wasn't she resting this entire time a

rock show is not a place for a person

with a migraine for the

record well she's a pr rep

she knows what she's doing hannah well

and obviously she's absolutely vital so

she's adding so much to the tour right

now she must be there right so kyle

takes

addison back she falls asleep and then

talon after the show doesn't go out

partying he comes up and wants to check

on her and then

kyle and talon have this heart to heart

of being like

when i think about her like it always

includes you

i've never thought of you like this

before but like seeing like how into her

you are gets me really excited and

aroused makes my dick twitch

i don't know if that's the exact wording

but that's what we're going with

and so

then talon's like no i feel the same way

and then kyle's like well then stop

hurting her

oh for and [ __ ] sake

right and like calls out on this like

double standard but i'm almost like it's

a it was the second night of tour i feel

like we're getting ahead of ourselves

here

yeah and towns like we weren't together

which i'm like talon's came to write he

has a point like was he leading her

along and then

was like gonna play it when it was

convenient for him sure fine whatever

um

so kyle and talon essentially this

conversation that they're both into her

they're not gonna ask her to choose

they wanna see where it goes

and are open to that with each other as

well so the next morning addison wakes

up her migraine is gone

she's sandwiched and spooned between two

men

um

they start making out sex stuff starts

like literally

here are my notes for this section y'all

oh kissing and grinding starts goes

between both kyle fingers addison talon

goes down on her she comes three-way

kiss addison sandwich between them

addison gives double [ __ ] while guys

kiss kyle goes down on addison talon

gets condoms kyle boning addison while

she gives talon a [ __ ] talon railing

out addison

then lifts her on to kyle to 69.

um

it was a lot

i just like it the scene kept going

i was like

we really committed to this there is

stamina present there's a lot of stamina

the sex finishes and then addison's like

well

i guess it's time to corral all the guys

for bus call

so

then they're like and priorities

priorities right then they're like we'll

all talk about this while we're on the

bus and like figure out what we're doing

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there's like no plot to this book

i'm like i'm really i think i'm trying

to make a plot as i'm telling you guys

feel that way like you're trying to

build intrigue but there is

none

like it's just like okay

okay so like the most thing that is like

sort of intriguing is that she is

[ __ ] her dead fiance's brother with

another dude

they really normalize that in this book

i would oh no i can't say that never

mind

i don't know where you're going

to look on your face when you're like i

should shut up

was fantastic

so

they make it to phoenix good for them um

they're staying in phoenix for several

days of this tour cami and tristan

michaels live in phoenix you know

there's going to be a dinner party at

their house obviously um that that the

band has been invited to we don't

actually get to that in this book it

continues in the series i don't know if

i will be continuing in the series

though so you all might have to discover

what happens at the dinner party

on your own um

because quite literally my notes say

make it to phoenix hand jobs and facials

and talons dressing room and by facials

we mean like a pearl necklace

yes yes we do not mean like a face mask

this is not a spa treat yeah there's no

cucumbers on the eyes

i mean there might be but not in the way

you're thinking

i'm so sorry i'm really

i'm so sorry

also before they made it to phoenix

while they were all on the bus um

addison

tells taryn not taryn his name is talon

sure

of course how did i get that one wrong

addison tells talon all about dead dan

so i have a question hold on is he

referred to as dead dan in the book are

you just doing that i think maybe one

i think if anything i really took it and

ran with it

dead dan so she tells talon all about

dead dan so now he understands why like

she hadn't slept with anyone for seven

years and her flower finally started

tingling again

when she met talon and kyle so we are

also supposed to believe she has not

been attracted like sexually attracted

anyone or aroused in seven years okay

i have questions

and i will not be getting answers

i honestly don't know if i even care to

get it i have a lot of questions and i

don't give a [ __ ] about the answers no

we're not invested enough to do any sort

of speculation about it right so talon

and at the phoenix show brings addison

out on stage to serenade her during the

eyes song awkward i would hate that well

then she starts singing along and he's

like oh i'm gonna put the mic between us

so then she starts singing and like

starts getting into it then realizes he

has stopped singing and then everyone's

losing their [ __ ] because she has

started singing

no

and

so then she like gets embarrassed and

then

it is what it is like after this song

she leaves the show but kami and tristan

michaels because they live in phoenix

decided to come to this show as well and

see her so then her boss is like we need

to talk and she's like oh [ __ ] i'm about

to get fired because it's clear that i'm

like

[ __ ] the [ __ ] the band [ __ ] the

band and i'm on stage singing with them

when i'm in their pr rep and then cami's

like

i want to sign you as an artist like

it's also a pr company like i don't

they're not a label there's a lot of

stuff here that i'm like she's not an

artist she came out to sing

one duet with an established band she

does not have any songs

right what is she supposed to be signing

this does not feel like a great

investment on my

end but i'm not cammy so live your life

and then after the show talon keeps

addison on his lap the whole time so

like the groupies are not

coming over and trying to [ __ ] him as

much i don't know

on the drive to the after party they're

in the car in the back seat you have

kyle and then addison sandwich then

talon on the other and you have security

in the front kyle's like i'm gonna

i'm gonna finger addison and like he

like whispers in her ear he's like you

need to be quiet

like don't let them know what's

happening up front and so then like she

comes on his fingers and then he puts

his fingers in talon's mouth in the

backseat and i'm like

i really feel like they can see that

like i mean just because we're not

making a ton of noise doesn't mean

they're blind right

there is a rear view mirror i would

imagine well and they're also like

talon only really claims addison

publicly he'll like squeeze kyle's hand

in passing but like they're like not

together publicly and like that feels

like a very

loud statement

maybe that's just me

but yes so i'm like okay so this is just

casually happening with security sitting

like also they described it like a sedan

they did not describe this like a limo

with barrier walls like it it seemed

like there was less than three feet

separating them from the front row

yikes um

so my next notes on this show just

literally or on the book literally just

say honestly just so much sex they like

they drive to the after party he fingers

her in the car they get back to the

hotel

lots of positions everyone got at least

one orgasm

good for them and honestly even the next

chapter starts and it's like

kyle got an orgasm like kyle finished as

well i just didn't give you the details

or something like so you felt like your

scene was long-winded

is that what i'm reading that even you

were like i don't want to write it as an

afterthought

kyle also came yes they're like oh

chapter 43

yeah i guess kyle finished too in case

you were worried about it kyle finished

right but because kyle didn't have that

scene they felt bad so the next morning

when addison gets up and she's like i

need to shower

wait is that when that happens it

doesn't matter it

[Laughter]

i mean

so she gets up the next morning and then

like kyle joins her in the shower

there's more sex had in the shower and

then when she gets out of the shower she

opens her computer and like picks up her

phone and it is blowing up and so she's

like what the [ __ ] happened

what went sideways everyone needs to get

into here now so

security starts grabbing all of the band

guys from their hotel rooms and dragging

them in

and

dex essentially this is also like the 75

of the way through the book that's where

we're at right now

the 75

and this is our plot um so they'll all

come in then dex is like

big grammys i couldn't even grab

clothing so i guess you want me naked

here like just kind of being a pompous

ass and i get them a towel what the [ __ ]

this is also like 75 might be the first

time addison starts doing any pr work

well she was busy she had a lot of

penises to deal with

sorry my makeshift footstool that is an

empty

liquor box just

made a bumpy sound

my bad um

so she pulls the band in like reams all

of them like this is why i said no

phones and like and no cameras and then

they're like are all the girls still in

the room don't let them leave and like

well like what happened though so

someone released photos of dex like

naked in bed surrounded by several girls

with like drugs and alcohol sure in the

background and we're all shocked by that

because he's a rock star

i was dumbfounded i did not see this

plot twist coming

so

she like lays into all of them dex is

like appropriately remorseful

and

then

they're like all right dex you go sleep

this off there's nothing else for you to

do honestly our best option is probably

going to be not responding or doing

anything so addison really doesn't do

anything because through this whole

scandal she's like it'll add to his

intrigue because he's a rock star so i'm

not going to release a pr statement like

what the [ __ ] are you doing outside of

[ __ ] the band and the manager nothing

no she's singing and singing right

so

then when addison's like all right bring

all the girls in here and in while

they're waiting she starts opening up

all of the news articles and like texts

she got and she's like oh i feel kind of

bad something like 20 of that was about

dex the other 80 was the video of me

and talon singing together went viral

oh my stars so yes most of it was

actually about her and talon

and them like wanting her to be an

artist

and like everyone was losing their [ __ ]

over like someone like had recorded the

full song

at the show

so then she like doesn't want to like

tell the guys this yet

um

why who cares

right

yeah so then they bring in the girl who

sold the pictures

they grabbed her from his room because

they found the pictures on her phone and

then addison's like yeah

i bet whoever you sold them to she's

like i bet they asked you for 500 like

or they paid you 500 and i told her they

turned around and sold these for fifty

thousand dollars and they're like what i

could have made more money on these

pictures

and then the girl was like yeah she just

asked me for proof that i [ __ ] decks

and to send pictures of it and then

they're like okay what did the girl look

like

what was it the assistant yes oh my

stars so as they're describing it you're

like that's the dumpy

assistant

and so then the dumpy assistant gets

brought in and then you learn she really

only made ten thousand dollars

off of these photos um but then kate is

like i had to do it to dex because jax

is the reason my sister tried to kill

herself and i was like where did this

come from we know nothing about this

sister this is not anything that's been

going on in the book and then she's like

i needed the money for her hospital

bills

to save her

okay um

and yeah no

that pause is the right response so then

like addison is like why don't you and

dex go talk about this and then kate's

like i don't want to [ __ ] talk to him

and addison's like well you sure pulled

a big stunt to get his attention did you

think maybe you could just ask him for

help

let's go talk

so jax and kate go off to have this

conversation

and then talon is like telling ducks

like you oh like add an apology because

now she's the one who has to clean up

your mess and addison's like it is just

my job and i'm almost like and she

hasn't done anything except

although in fairness it's been what like

four days so

is there a lot to do in four days

you know you write you write but she

does tell talon and kyle she's like well

and honestly don't even worry because

dexa scandal has already been buried

because of

mine and then the guy's like wait what

and then she tells kyle and talon that

cami wants to sign her

and then talon's like you're gonna sing

with me at every concert and she's like

i don't know if i want to do that

and then like he plucks her nipple while

kyle puts his hand and her pants and

fingers are like what about now will you

say yes to seeing every concert now

and then

after enough

plucking of the news i guess

i don't know they're like oh she's like

yes i'll do it and

so then they all have more sex sure and

then they all go get tattoos that's on

brand um

and then kyle is like hey i need a new

personal assistant so why don't you be

my assistant i already told them i had

someone for the job i'm like okay so now

she's the pr rep who was like so vital

for this tour and the only person who

could do it well yeah the good luck

kisses and the good luck kisses um

so she's now the pr rep

the singer

and the manager's assistant i hope that

she negotiated for a lot more money she

really

is well i think she might just take

getting real this payment i think that

might be what's happening here good for

her i can respect that hustle well and

something else that i said like they're

at the tattoo shop and she's getting

into tattoo on her ribs and the wait

what's the tattoo

intricate

like filament and

and stars

under her boob on the left side and then

she was like i want to get the right

side done too so like do you want to be

any different and she's like i want

hearts instead of stars but i want them

to be fire hearts and i'm like

these tattoos

don't sound

good that's the worst thing i've ever

heard and for the record my ribs are

done completely like i have a wraparound

front tattoo that comes up onto my

sternum

that is not something that you're like

oh i also would like to do the other

side like that's just not how tattooing

works does this author have any tattoos

well

because two of the band members went to

the shop the shop was like hey if anyone

else wants more tattoos and your band

will shut down our shop for tonight and

do a private tattooing with all of our

artists for y'all okay so then she got

the first tattoo done and it took like

two hours and then they were like well

the other guys have some time to go so

do you just want to get your other side

done too

it's also

just not how it works though

no well and i also just want to say then

they were talking about her like back

tattoo and they're like how many hours

was your back piece and she said 62

hours i'm sorry what

i have so many questions do you have

your back down hannah no okay i have my

back not my entire back i have

from like my left shoulder blade onto

the back of my right bicep okay is kind

of done it's a world map made of flowers

is what i have okay and

i think total

for

most of my upper back to be tattooed i

sat for

eight hours

yeah and so when she was like my back i

sat for 62 hours i'm like what the [ __ ]

back piece do you have i mean straight

up so my left arm like my whole left

bicep like all wrap around is done my

left forearm is done

my right arm bicep and tricep are done i

have all my

front and back and my forearm of my left

arm done

both of my

thighs are done my right shin is done my

foot is done my ribs my sternum all done

and that probably wasn't 62 hours

like that probably wasn't 62 hours

for real i mean i was looking at these

numbers and i was like these numbers

where

what

a tattoo artist did you consult with

where was it someone's first day of

their apprenticeship and you're like how

long does does this average back beast

take and they were like at least 60

hours because i'm like what was

happening in that back piece yes because

like legit i'm including the the

originals and the cover-ups i have two

cover-ups

what the [ __ ]

no that's fair if i include my cover-ups

i think i'm

with all of my tattoos i am like my

thigh my back my left arm all of my

smaller like all of my tattoos i'm

looking at probably less

than 40 hours

yeah like i'd say like maybe like

i haven't added up

the hours but i would say somewhere

between 30 and 50 hours for all of my

tattoos i was just thinking that

including definitely less than 50 for me

oh yeah probably 50 is like 50 is very

generous and i'm like that's all of them

like how your back isn't even that big

if you are five seven and 145 pounds

to be slender yeah curvy

because okay

okay so that's where we're at they went

and got tattoos she gets intricate

tattoos under her boobs which in like

whenever the guys like want to hug her

she's like ow

because she can't lift your arms and to

be fair if you've ever had your yeah if

you've ever had your ribs tattooed it is

a [ __ ] unpleasant yeah i mean i have so

my whole front like i said wrap around

is done up onto my sternum and even that

like on my ribs on the sides i was like

that is not my favorite sensation like

that's not pleasant but i was okay until

they got to my sternum and then i was

like i have made a mistake and i want to

die like when they got up onto my

sternum i was like

nope

no no no i had been thinking of more of

like a sternum

rib breast piece more recently yeah no

you're making me rethink that i would

not recommend i have never

never in all the tattoos that i have had

been like

i need this to stop

like i will just have an unfinished

tattoo

like legitimately never until she got up

onto my sternum and then i was like

just one big fat tear

ruled out my eye and i was like i

will die here

it was so bad and my best friend was

with me and she was like

do you want some chocolate

i was like no chandler i don't want any

[ __ ] chocolate i want this to end

like chocolate won't make this end

faster no i did eat the chocolate

but as you should i would be

disappointed if the story turned uh if

you were like

you're like [ __ ] you and [ __ ] your

chocolate i'm like no you should still

eat the chocolate i i did but it didn't

make it better

you know that happens yeah so

all right back to

claiming claiming addison so what did

the other two guys get

um well so talon didn't get any tattoos

why didn't he he had a reason because

he's a little [ __ ] honestly that feels

true to my soul i know it's not what she

he had a reason

or i

oh he would get sick

whenever he would get tattooed so he's a

little [ __ ] yeah so he's a little [ __ ]

essentially

and then kyle got two heart not two

hearts he got two stars tattooed

it sounded like the tattoos that were

like really popular in like the 2000s

like the

five-point star

solid black shading on half this like

those

where

i think they were on his left

chest and he does have a tattoo that

said daniel that she saw in all of his

tattoos before i mean i understand that

that's not relevant but that is actually

i learned the five-pointed star is like

a russian prison tattoo that somehow

became popular in the early odds which

given the current climate

we may want to avoid

yeah let's let's not get russian

paraphernalia yeah tattoos um

well and that's the thing she's like oh

i didn't ask him what the tattoos meant

i figured he'd tell me if he wanted it

because one of the tattoos it was black

and red and the other one was black and

blue

ink so i'm like oh i bet it's for talent

and addie

who wants to make

assumptions like that all of us i'm like

cool

cool we already often leap to

conclusions this is not one of those

times just like addison left to

conclusions early on in this book

like but she should not have

we had ground we had we had better

reasons so she gets her fire hearts

tattooed under one boob and the stars

tattooed under another and just like the

way they were described i was like there

is no way that i'm imagining these

tattoos that they are cool tattoos no

so

whatever [ __ ] it they go and get tattoos

and then talon's like i wrote a song

and she's like oh and then he's like i

want to add it to our set list and i

wrote it as a duet and i want you to

sing it with me

and

since she's like oh well i already

committed to singing i don't know maybe

you played me the song but like it's

just kind of this like

like man once again she went from just

being the pr rep who already wasn't like

does she have time as the pr rep who's

not doing dick to

i mean she is doing

dick you're right the twitching dick

because she's doing

she's doing some

like

oh my gosh just this entire book i can't

um

so whatever i honestly don't remember

the conversation he's like i wrote this

new song she's like i want to hear it

okay

and then while she's working talon and

kyle go out and like buy her a whole new

wardrobe and they're like you're gonna

be on stage every night like you need

new clothes

and then she like loses her [ __ ] on them

and like runs into her room and then

talon comes in and like talks to her

about it and she just felt like it was

like

encroaching on her independence

and then talon tells her

he's a musician because of his childhood

where

i don't really remember what happened

but zoe is really trying hard for plot

well out of very like she realized she

didn't have any and then was like let me

but here's the thing they're still not

really plot

because much like j.s scott's books

where you're like the confrontation is

like wrapped up very very quickly almost

in a way that ends with sex and ends

with with sex yes it's like she loses

your [ __ ] then town like tells her about

his childhood trauma that essentially

led to him and i think his mom being i

think his dad beat him him and his mom

were homeless he learned to play guitar

so he was like a homeless busker child

i think

okay

yes

or

what's the other word what does that

have to do with the clothes

how he shows love i guess okay so we're

getting into the five love languages at

the end of this book

um the five languages are like

heteronormative nonsense like they don't

make any

sense if you really think about it

i know a lot of therapists are super

into it but i

am not here's the thing much like a lot

of like five love languages enneagram

mbti like

really any of those things i'm like yeah

they can serve a purpose and be helpful

but like let's not base our entire

worlds around this it's also like

halfway a horoscope like don't at me but

like that's halfway a horoscope

okay so talon was a homeless busker

child

i honestly don't remember i think him

and addison have a

resolution

[ __ ]

something

they probably orgasm and then they come

out and kyle's like

oh is everything resolved and then he

tells them that when they're in new york

they'll be staying a little bit longer

and having to rework their tour because

they're going to be recording

a duet version of the eyes song

um which is now number one on the

billboards oh my star but it's number

one on the billboards but then

everyone's like upset because there's

not a duet version on the billboards

and then like the last few minutes of

the book are kyle being like it's kyle's

point of view and they're like

i told them the good news about

recording um i didn't tell them the bad

news i got today

and that's the end of the book that's

the you just tell me the bad news no

because i didn't download the second

book

because i was like i don't think i give

a [ __ ] enough to learn about the bad

news i was like i feel like with the way

this book is going

the bad news could be that they like

are sending another person out to be his

assistant or the bad news could be

he stubbed his toe that morning right i

mean it legit at this point could be

that she's pregnant and she doesn't know

yet or something it could be his dick

twitch the wrong way against his zipper

and now he has

he's out of commission yeah out of

commission is better than now he has a

swoop

but yeah um

so how are we rating this should it be

out of weird russian prison stars i was

gonna go out of out of 69 bottles yes

yes out of 69 bottles i would give this

book

so that's roughly let's round that to 70

bottles right okay to make the math

easier that we're not going to do anyway

no one is going to be up here i don't

know out of 69 or 70 bottles i'm going

to say like

30 half-filled bottles so 15.

why are you being weird

because i didn't want to be that much of

an [ __ ]

sorry like 100 just nordica

so it's like 30 bottles but all of those

bottles had someone remove the lids spit

in the top of them and then reseal them

no it's like it's like 30 bottles that

were in some rich person's house and

their kid drank half and refilled them

with water

yes

yes that

that is our metric that is our final

rating

thank you for going on that journey with

us

if you just want

like

some

male male female sex scenes

this is a good book for that sure um

because really there's not much else in

the book outside of those scenes like

it's one of those really like oh cool

like the chapter ended the next chapter

starts we're still there we're still in

this

oh they there was a position change

okay bless you hannah

thank you yes so um that was the most

masculine sneeze i've ever had it

definitely wasn't my husband sneezing in

the other room that i attributed to

hannah it was definitely just hannah's

sneaky thing yep yep so it's allergy

season it is allergy season

we're gonna go 30 out of 69 bottles that

had been consumed by a teenager

and then refilled so their parents

wouldn't know yep topped up with water

that's the best we can offer for this we

really appreciate you guys hanging in

there for that one we'll see about other

books and if they're better in the

future in this series because we might

want to find out the bad news spoiler

also someone else wanted to find out the

bad news and then tell us

we wouldn't stop you and we would not be

upset about the spoilers i may download

the second book and just read the first

chapter just so i can know and let you

know but well yeah i read this like the

synopsis for the second book it looks

like someone may attack addison on tour

like they were like is she safe

so who knows this may turn into a mafia

romance as well who can say love that

journey for us right do we i don't love

this journey um i might circle back this

journey at some point when i get

desperate and don't have other things to

read

um i

wanted to like this book i tried i

really tried to like this book i tried

to give it a plot

you did you worked really hard i gave

that book way more plot than it had so

you're welcome thank you all right y'all

have a good evening thank you for

hanging out with us today we're sorry

that this is this is the book see you

next time guys bye

next week on smut club in my head dwayne

the rock johnson

will be playing the scorpion in this

entire book this is not that but i do

think that imagining dwayne will be

helpful

and just a brief shout out dwayne if

you're listening hit me up

so

when we love you my husband and i put

you on our family holiday christmas card

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it 100

or you can read it with us and we can

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